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Reasons I am glad I am not American, number 200219

Post by firky » Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:22 pm

Got this off Doug Stanhope.

Las Vegas man with 100-pound scrotum seeks money for surgery

http://www.lvrj.com/health/las-vegas-ma ... 62533.html

I am sure some of the majority of puerile posters here will find this hilarious, so fuck off in advance and don't bother replying with your predictable posts.

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Re: Reasons I am glad I am not American, number 200219

Post by LACE » Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:37 pm

It sat in front of him, on top of a pillow that rested on a milk crate.

He sprinkled baby powder on it -- what looked like a huge watermelon encased in a compression bandage -- but the unmistakable smell of urine couldn't be completely smothered.
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Post by Dub_freak » Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:44 pm

Thats pretty disgusting, you would think a rich country like america would be able to afford to look after its people.
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Re: Reasons I am glad I am not American, number 200219

Post by knell » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:00 pm

Dub_freak wrote:a rich country like america
-w-

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Post by Dub_freak » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:06 pm

knell wrote:
Dub_freak wrote:a rich country like america
-w-
Well they seem to be able to piss trillions away on war in the middle east. Maybe they should use that money to help people in their own country.
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Post by mylon » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:08 pm

Dub_freak wrote:
knell wrote:
Dub_freak wrote:a rich country like america
-w-
Well they seem to be able to piss trillions away on war in the middle east. Maybe they should use that money to help people in their own country.
now why would that make sense?

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Post by volcanogeorge » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:09 pm

Poor dude, here's hoping he gets his treatment.
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Post by Forum » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:10 pm

knell wrote:
Dub_freak wrote:a rich country like america
-w-
Projected U.S military budget for 2012 - $1.030–$1.415 trillion.
I'd say they do alright for coin
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Post by wormcode » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:12 pm

Dub_freak wrote: that money
Doesn't really exist. :(


This article reminds me of this badman: Man injects silicone into penis for 6 years (nsfw video).

They should hang out together.
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Post by Shum » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:13 pm

Dub_freak wrote:
knell wrote:
Dub_freak wrote:a rich country like america
-w-
Well they seem to be able to piss trillions away on war in the middle east. Maybe they should use that money to help people in their own country.
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Post by Dub_freak » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:22 pm

wormcode wrote:
Dub_freak wrote: that money
Doesn't really exist. :(


This article reminds me of this badman: Man injects silicone into penis for 6 years (nsfw video).

They should hang out together.
WHY WOULD HE EVEN DO THAT? :?
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Post by sigbowls » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:33 pm

i heard people get a bee to sting them in the dick to make it bigger, it happend to me when i was little i dont know if it works,i have a big dack
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Post by knell » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:34 pm

southstar wrote:
knell wrote:
Dub_freak wrote:a rich country like america
-w-
Projected U.S military budget for 2012 - $1.030–$1.415 trillion.
I'd say they do alright for coin
and how much of that is borrowed?

just checked the debt - $14,938,881,302,082.38

if I owed that much money I certainly wouldn't say that I'm doing "alright for coin"

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Post by Shum » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:44 pm

signals wrote:i heard people get a bee to sting them in the dick to make it bigger, it happend to me when i was little i dont know if it works,i have a big dack
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Post by kidshuffle » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:51 pm

signals wrote:i heard people get a bee to sting them in the dick to make it bigger, it happend to me when i was little i dont know if it works,i have a big dack
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Post by DRTY » Fri Oct 21, 2011 7:54 pm

I don't get how it works there with healthcare... what happens with A&E? Let's say a homeless person gets hit by a car, what happens then? Surely there are people which simply can't afford to pay?

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Post by Forum » Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:02 pm

DRTY wrote:I don't get how it works there with healthcare... what happens with A&E? Let's say a homeless person gets hit by a car, what happens then? Surely there are people which simply can't afford to pay?
I think they still treat you in an emergency but i believe if you need something like an organ transplant or any kind of long term treatment you just get left to die. Might be wrong
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Post by tacospheros » Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:52 pm

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Post by wormcode » Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:18 pm

DRTY wrote:I don't get how it works there with healthcare... what happens with A&E? Let's say a homeless person gets hit by a car, what happens then? Surely there are people which simply can't afford to pay?
They can't refuse to treat an emergency. There's "free healthcare" or at least cheap as shit healthcare about in various forms to those who need it. A friend of mine was kept in hospital for several weeks with loads of tests done on him and only had to pay a few hundred. He was able to prove he truly couldn't afford it so the costs were dropped to a fraction. I asked him about it several months later and he said he still didn't pay. Not sure if he ever did. Not saying it's that easy for everyone, but it's not unheard of.

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