All you people who buy that shitty hovis/white bread crap

ninthy4 · Post by **ninthy4** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:58 pm

all bout the vinyls

bassrael · Post by **bassrael** » Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:34 am

clifford_- wrote:support your local baker!

^this

mine is called willi schmitz and he´s just around the corner.

i love going drunk on a early sunday morning for some fresh croissants and bread to the bakery. the shop is still closed but you can go straight to the back and pick up the good stuff right out the oven (anyone else hearing k. pilkingtons vioce? OVEN!).

symmetricalsounds · Post by **symmetricalsounds** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:34 pm

poppy seed and cheese wholemeal loaf

i've actually bought a loaf tin now so can do more classic shaped bread.

Comfi · Post by **Comfi** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:50 pm

Homemade pizza.

Try that shit. Make EVERYTHING.

Liam92 · Post by **Liam92** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:06 pm

FAAACKKKK OFFFFF!

johnkimble · Post by **johnkimble** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:01 pm

Rye bread or die

noam · Post by **noam** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:05 pm

johnkimble wrote:Rye bread or die

wtf is that

nothing on that looks real

DRTY · Post by **DRTY** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:07 pm

noam wrote:
johnkimble wrote:Rye bread or die

wtf is that

nothing on that looks real

Stock photography ftw

noam · Post by **noam** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:15 pm

why did they drizzle a turd on one half of it??

wtf.

im incensed.

Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:16 pm

johnkimble wrote:Rye bread or die

NO! just looking at that is turning my stomach.

johnkimble · Post by **johnkimble** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:18 pm

noam wrote:why did they drizzle a turd on one half of it??

wtf.

im incensed.

mustard

noam · Post by **noam** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:21 pm

brown mustard??

are you out of your fucking mind?

johnkimble · Post by **johnkimble** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:22 pm

noam wrote:brown mustard??

are you out of your fucking mind?

i cant see any problem with that

noam · Post by **noam** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:23 pm

son

let me break this down for ya

mustard = yellow

HP = brown

Ketchup = red

if ya fuck with the program, someone's gona get hurt... feel me

noam · Post by **noam** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:24 pm

this aint the Little Chef up in here now

johnkimble · Post by **johnkimble** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:30 pm

fuckin hell

anyways that is mustard

say_whut · Post by **say_whut** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:44 pm

bjackman wrote:fact of the day: chapattis are ridiculously easy to make

- ideally "chappati flour" from a shop, otherwise use a mixture of brown/white flour.
- mix that shit with a little bit of water
- knead that shit til its all uniform and shit
- roll that shit out into flat bits, real thin. doesn't matter if they arent round (although its better if they are)
- chuck those motherfuckers on a frying pan (no oil. if you want to make puris its basically the same but at this stage you deep fry them. not so easy, but fucking beautiful)
- when they bubble, turn them over
- when they bubble again, chuck them straight on a flame ti they puff up.
- make fucking loads
- dip them in daal (red lentils, garlic, onion, garlic, garlic, turmeric, garlic, readymade currypowder + garram masala, any chilli, garlic, ginger, coriander, cumin seeds, garlic, job done)

doesnt look that easy in bullet points but it is.
also cover everything in flour to avoid sticking.

This dude knows. A flatmate makes them but with a little bit of salt, they're incredible. I'm amazed at how little is needed (flour, water and salt) to create it.

clifford_- · Post by **clifford_-** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:44 pm

noam wrote:son

let me break this down for ya

mustard = yellow

HP = brown

Ketchup = red

if ya fuck with the program, someone's gona get hurt... feel me

sigd

noam · Post by **noam** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:53 pm

symmetricalsounds · Post by **symmetricalsounds** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:14 pm

so you discount all the lovely french mustard cos it's not yellow?

fail

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