look at my ham hock...

[LACE]

when i was little i saw my friend slip in the bath..it was one of the funniest things i'd ever seen. he lost his footing for about 3 seconds like how you do when your walking on slippery ice, al the while going ''wooahh..woooooaaahhh''..then he falls back flat in the tub, leg up, so stereotypically comical.

there was another time where i got really pissed off at one of my cousins, and i threw a rock at him full force. he started crying..then..when i least expected it he goes ''yo LACE'', (i thought he had forgiven me) well..i turn around to him and before i even have a chance to think he SLAMS a video game cartridge RIGHT IN MY FACE.

so point is um.. yeah let's cherish these moments.

[kay]

once was running down the stairs with slippers on and lost my footing and fell all the way down lol

Were you wobbling all the way down?

[Pistonsbeneath]

my right shoulder has been fucked for about 2 months

[mks]

I have sympathy for your plight as well. I sprained my ankle really bad at the end of July. I had to go get xrays also because I thought I had fractured it. Turned out to be a really bad sprain. Four months later it is still really sore. It sort of messed up my summer plans of hiking and skateboarding.

I slipped off of a step that is at a 45 degree angle while my arms were full of cardboard around midnight in the dark. Sucks. I had just moved into a new apartment and was trying to take out the moving boxes. Shit. I was walking with a cane for two months.

[wub]

Cool story ho.