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Post by Jubz » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:24 pm

skavoovie_blind9 wrote:
rekorder wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?

pick it up and suck it's dick
DID YOU?
Wtf? that aint even a joke but I still pissed myself for some reason.
Incontinence?
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Post by shonky » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:31 pm

Jubscarz wrote:
skavoovie_blind9 wrote:
rekorder wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?

pick it up and suck it's dick
DID YOU?
Wtf? that aint even a joke but I still pissed myself for some reason.
Incontinence?
Excellent powers of deduction Jubz, 5 points. Now on to the picture round...

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Post by skavoovie_blind9 » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:48 pm

Jubscarz wrote:
skavoovie_blind9 wrote:
rekorder wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?

pick it up and suck it's dick
DID YOU?
Wtf? that aint even a joke but I still pissed myself for some reason.
Incontinence?
Well obviousley :roll:
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Post by Jubz » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:14 pm

skavoovie_blind9 wrote:
Jubscarz wrote:
skavoovie_blind9 wrote:
rekorder wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?

pick it up and suck it's dick
DID YOU?
Wtf? that aint even a joke but I still pissed myself for some reason.
Incontinence?
Well obviousley :roll:
Well....duhhh.
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Post by thump rat » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:29 am

forensix (mcr) wrote:How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?

pick it up and suck it's dick
TEH WIN!
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Post by pk- » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:42 am

The Wiggle Baron wrote:Im not entirely sure if this is a joke, but i heard it somewhere. Whats the best part of sex with toddlers? The sound of their pelvis cracking.
where did you hear it, belmarsh?
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Post by paolo » Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:18 am

How can you tell when your sister's on her period?

Your dad's cock tastes funny
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Post by tappy tippon » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:41 am

:o

i thought this thread meant "sick" as in good...little did i know...
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Post by ashley » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:02 pm

paolo wrote:How can you tell when your sister's on her period?

Your dad's cock tastes funny
ahahahahahahaha
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Post by el sudor » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:15 pm

Ashley wrote:
paolo wrote:How can you tell when your sister's on her period?

Your dad's cock tastes funny
ahahahahahahaha

heheheehe
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Post by tru_g » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:05 pm

Whats funnier then a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown costume

Whats White with blue stripes and sits in the corner?

A dead baby in a tesco carrier bag

Oh and also did u hear the joke about the baby with AIDS

nevers gets old
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Post by kit kat » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:28 pm

What's worse than 7 dead babies nailed to one tree?



One dead baby nailed to 7 trees...

Terrible how babies must bare the brunt of the 'sick joke' these days
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Post by tempest » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:51 pm

A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps
So the doctor examines her and does some tests and says "you're going to have to look forward to the idea of long sleepless nights full of crying and changing napies"
"Why? Am I Pregnant?"
"no" the doctor replies, you've got bowel cancer


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How do you get a gay man to shag your girlfriend?

Shit in her tnuc
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Post by tempest » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:58 pm

What's black and has 27 tits??
The rubbish bag outside the cancer clinic
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Post by pk- » Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:12 pm

A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps
So the doctor examines her and does some tests and says "you're going to have to look forward to the idea of long sleepless nights full of crying and changing napies"
"Why? Am I Pregnant?"
"no" the doctor replies, you've got bowel cancer
LOL

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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A gardener has three daughters. His first daughter, a girl named Rose, walks up to her father one day. "Dad, why is my name Rose?"
"Well," he says, "When you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
His second daughter then walks over to ask; "Dad, why is my name Daisy?"
"Well," he says, "When you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head."
Watching with interest, his third daughter walks over shouting "UHHGGRGRHHRGHHH" and dribbling all over the floor.
"Fuck off, Fridge."

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What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?

Raped.

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What's the similarity between Chechnya and Madeline McCann?

They're both getting fucked by Russians right now
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Post by DVRSFY » Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:39 pm

did you know - its not rape if you shout SURPRISE!

:o
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Post by Jennifer » Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:44 pm

diversify wrote:did you know - its not rape if you shout SURPRISE!

:o

lol awful
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Post by monkeytown » Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:48 pm

wrongness
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Post by thump rat » Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:45 pm

Why do women have painful pregnancies?

Cos it hurts and they derserve it!

How long does it take for a chav to take the trash out?

9 months
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Post by victor liechtenstein » Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:11 am

Christ, these jokes make my 'twelve inches long and makes women scream' joke seem in good taste.





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