In this thread we speak in rhyme,

Bass Music · Post by **Bass Music** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:39 pm

hubb wrote:put two mice in the oven, fill them with birth-liquid?, slice 'em and love 'em.

I stamp on the mice, break open and eat the bones. I spit out the marrow to eat later whilst watching the trilogy of home alones. And when i'm done with that i touch myself to jurassic park, fantasizing there's a dinosaur lady on my case but she's a loan shark

jrisreal · Post by **jrisreal** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:33 pm

Bass Music wrote:
hubb wrote:put two mice in the oven, fill them with birth-liquid?, slice 'em and love 'em.
I stamp on the mice, break open and eat the bones. I spit out the marrow to eat later whilst watching the trilogy of home alones. And when i'm done with that i touch myself to jurassic park, fantasizing there's a dinosaur lady on my case but she's a loan shark

Bro, thats so screwed, no mean to be rude,
but this thread is so fantastic, I no longer care if it's crude.

Comfi · Post by **Comfi** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:40 pm

Bass Music wrote:
hubb wrote:put two mice in the oven, fill them with birth-liquid?, slice 'em and love 'em.
I stamp on the mice, break open and eat the bones. I spit out the marrow to eat later whilst watching the trilogy of home alones. And when i'm done with that i touch myself to jurassic park, fantasizing there's a dinosaur lady on my case but she's a loan shark

Fine choice of movies, my friend, love to watch them even after they end. But films of Christmas are now what I seek, I'm torrenting two right now as we speak.

Clean · Post by **Clean** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:43 pm

Hey I don't mean to be frank,
but this thread is utter wank.
People are cussing left and right
while some sit back without a fight.

Comfi · Post by **Comfi** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:52 pm

Clean wrote:Hey I don't mean to be frank,
but this thread is utter wank.
People are cussing left and right
while some sit back without a fight.

Cussing is cool like, saying fuck,
It's a lovely word, rhymes with fuck,
Makes me feel strong, saying fuck,
I've just popped a boner, holy fuck!

Mortal · Post by **Mortal** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:54 pm

fuck fuck fuck, fuck,
fuckedy fuck fuck, fuck,
oh fuck the fuck fuck,
TRICYCLE!

Comfi · Post by **Comfi** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:59 pm

Mortal wrote:fuck fuck fuck, fuck,
fuckedy fuck fuck, fuck,
oh fuck the fuck fuck,
TRICYCLE!

Beautiful post, like a sunday roast. Literary genius, like a penis.

Bass Music · Post by **Bass Music** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:12 am

Clean wrote:Hey I don't mean to be frank,
but this thread is utter wank.
People are cussing left and right
while some sit back without a fight.

Hey man you got a light? wanna give my mum a fright. I'll set on fire my genital area, flame spreading faster than disease like malaria. Flames rising up, scolding my face. Heat snaps my elbow tendons folding my arms in embrace. Mum runs down stairs and goes for the water, scolds her pretty face with acid, now looks like janet street porter, was 5'2 now is one foot shorter cos she tripped, broke her legs and gave insurance a second thought ah

bassrael · Post by **bassrael** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:19 am

7 pages and no double-rhymes

jrisreal · Post by **jrisreal** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:20 am

Literary genius? I don't believe it.
But I wish the best of luck as you attempt to achieve it.
To keep the people interested, you gotta weave it.
If you ain't willing to work for it, you might as well leave it.

Soiree · Post by **Soiree** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:21 am

My rhymes like nietzsche
I need a Senorita,
With lips like a leach,
and a back seat like a treat,
she wont admit defeat,
even if after her fella skeet,
drippin g, soaking sheets
all types of excretes ecstasy,
to the next degree,
anarchy and alchemy...

222sucram · Post by **222sucram** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:16 am

Oh my gosh look at the time.
Why am i on this thread of rhymes?
Been watching Babestation & I'm covered in slime.
When i jizzed i looked like i was sucking on a lime.
Just checked my pocket and i found a dime.
My daily earnings as a street mime.
Dot rotten and mic righteous, i thought they were grime?
They just transformed like optimus prime.
Eating golden nuggets & they're so sublime.
P.S i also like the sound of zee wind chimes.

Hit me

Soiree · Post by **Soiree** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:39 am

where it hurts
side show freaks who drink afterbirth
slangs dro till it rains bro,
ill blu like a smurf

drug dealing curse
some day these rubber bands,
will expand to new girth

Refuzed · Post by **Refuzed** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:14 pm

ten shots fired at random from my luger..

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:16 pm

Leave your face looking like Freddy Kruger

Bass Music · Post by **Bass Music** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:17 pm

Refuzed wrote:ten shots fired at random from my luger..

And by luger I mean penis and they went on Freddy Krueger

Refuzed · Post by **Refuzed** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:38 pm

i'd of already moved ya the moods too super

Kodachrome · Post by **Kodachrome** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:30 pm

Blooper like Betty Boop-er, you put it on rinse i put it on loop, fresh out the cleaners, misdemeanor demeanor, meat is leaner, got a small wiener for a beaner...

Comfi · Post by **Comfi** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:05 pm

I thought I farted,
But i sharted
fuck my life
i need new pants and a shower

Mortal · Post by **Mortal** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:07 pm

i'll stand in the shower,
for a whole hour,
oh wait, no i wont i dont have much time.

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