Things you are good at when you are drunk...

[era]

Emptying my bladder (dun know the 2 sips of a beer need a wee crew).

I too have a squirrel bladder

2:17 lol

loolol

Pretty much!

[feasible_weasel]

i hold my wee in quiet well

[pandabear]

Drunk:
- puking
- crying
- taking a cold shower with clothes on while crying
- wee wee crew
- ultimate drunk food: any Mexican taco/burrito
- ultimate hangover food: pho noodles

Tipsy:
- will smile more
- will hold a conversation/socialize to an extent

[helix]

being a dick to girls

[Fused Productions]

Many lols in this thread

[legend4ry]

I do actually DJ better drunk though.. Wub can vouch haha!

I'm pretty brilliant at street fighter when I am rat arsed. I'm also pretty good at getting up early when I am drunk too.. I only manage to get a handful of hours sleep, tops!

[wub]

I do actually DJ better drunk though.. Wub can vouch haha!

From what I recall, we're both better when we've had a couple of jars


Also being drunk is the only time I'll consider dropping juke in public

[PinUp]

Vomiting

[jowellz]

Talking because I don't over think things, Marvel Vs. Capcom, Beer Pong.

[murky21]

when drunk Im fairly adept at creating southernplayalisticadillacmuzik with just my vocal chords

[MPathy]

getting arrested

Mate bet me a pound to run over a parked cap outside Cable once. I attempted it but slipped on the bonnet and smashed the windscreen with my knee. Ran but got caught by the cab men and arrested by the police shortly after. I still feel like the biggest tnuc ever for doing that.

[jameshk]

getting arrested

Mate bet me a pound to run over a parked cap outside Cable once. I attempted it but slipped on the bonnet and smashed the windscreen with my knee. Ran but got caught by the cab men and arrested by the police shortly after. I still feel like the biggest tnuc ever for doing that.

Smooth mate...

[farman]

Ruining myself...

The last night of the last week that tourist could book a holiday with the chalet company i was working with we had an evening outdoor BBQ. Been dealing with guests for 6months beforehand so i was pretty hyped! Got well and truly leathered before and started the nights events with a french, undercooked attempt at bristish bbq etc. Soon i find that we are on a bar crawl and i that i am sprinting to the next bar like a twat. Get to this wooden decking with about 3 steps down to a lower level and as i come to vault the steps at full speed i catch my foot and begin a horizontal spear type dive in which i cover quite a distance. Crack both my knees on the floor pretty hard and my jeans are torn up to hell. I also probably wouldnt have a fringe any more as the forehead part of my hat had worn of colour and was worn down a lot. Next thing i remember is waking up still wasted and wondering why my bed is so bloody and my knees are encrusted to the sheets.


two years on, both my knees still click loudly whenever i stretch them out.

Ps. bit of a story but im avoiding my essay on Japanese photobooks from the 60's to the 70's

[magma]

Singing/rapping in the street with my earphones in.

[scattybeanhead]

injuring myself/getting thrown out of places/collapsing when it's very inconvenient

basically nothing tbh - i cant even drunk rant on facebook/forums because i cant even type when im drunk, texting is just a nightmare

[Muncey]

Skankin. Mans got moves when hes drunk haha.

But on a serious note, pool/snooker.. sober, can't pot a thing.. steaming i'll 7 ball anybody.

Things that don't get better, my essay writing. Writing 1000 words drunk is not a great idea, end up deleting about 900 words the following day. Sometimes i just don't even read what i put i just know it'll be utter bollocks.

[magma]

Pool and Bowling definitely improve after one or two... any more and there's a STEEP decline.

[jazzamataz]

Pool and Bowling definitely improve after one or two... any more and there's a STEEP decline.

THIS.

I remember my Gf kicking my ass sober last time we played...
she actually had me at 0-3 in pool games. By time that second
pint kicked in I was back at 3-3. The next 3 games were 7 ball-ers.

She genuinely thought I hustled her - I just went along with it
and cooly stated that if we were playing for clothes she'd be in
her underwear by now.

[prime|evil]

I can skate better when drunk.


...I say better, I mean I have more bollocks to hurl myself off silly heights and have the ability to not feel the pain... until the day after!

[Gewze]

criers, i hate criers with a passion.

but i find my self successful with women after a good few, being a dick and screaming at the top of my lungs