The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[wub]

hungry again

cant stop eating today

Thread worms. Does it itch if you don't wipe properly after having a poo?

[noam]

hungry again

cant stop eating today

Thread worms. Does it itch if you don't wipe properly after having a poo?

i thought it always itches if you dont wipe properly after doing a turderation?!?!?

[wub]

hungry again

cant stop eating today

Thread worms. Does it itch if you don't wipe properly after having a poo?

i thought it always itches if you dont wipe properly after doing a turderation?!?!?

Ah.

And there is your problem.

[noam]

i jus read up about them though, and it says it only itches when they lay their eggs, which is at night... and my arse never itches at night

only occasionally if i get particularly sweaty-betty, or i wiped too hard post-turder

DO I HAVE ANUS WORMS?!?! wtf is going on today...

[wub]

i jus read up about them though, and it says it only itches when they lay their eggs, which is at night... and my arse never itches at night

only occasionally if i get particularly sweaty-betty, or i wiped too hard post-turder

DO I HAVE ANUS WORMS?!?! wtf is going on today...

Do you also have trouble putting on weight, no matter how much you eat?

[JFK]

hungry again

cant stop eating today

Thread worms. Does it itch if you don't wipe properly after having a poo?

i thought it always itches if you dont wipe properly after doing a turderation?!?!?

He's got a point there Wub.......

Have you been hitting the OG Kush today noam? Maybe its just a case of the super munchies...... I had super munchies a few weeks agao and ate my way through a KFC bargain bucket and a tub of Ben and Jerrys Fishfood.

The dump I had the next day was............ Im going to say "interesting" and leave it at that.

[noam]

i jus read up about them though, and it says it only itches when they lay their eggs, which is at night... and my arse never itches at night

only occasionally if i get particularly sweaty-betty, or i wiped too hard post-turder

DO I HAVE ANUS WORMS?!?! wtf is going on today...

Do you also have trouble putting on weight, no matter how much you eat?

im 6ft and 12.5 stone... my diet says i should be heavier though, but i always put it down to metabolism, i have been steadily getting more fat and less muscly though, should probably start working out again

but woe-betide the day i get told i got worms off an internet forum

and JFK, i'd love to say it was that but i've not smoked weed for like, years really... though i will smoke it down every now and then and still love billin it i rarely smoke, once a month if that

[wub]

but woe-betide the day i get told i got worms off an internet forum

Just in case;

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Threadworm ... tment.aspx

[noam]

but woe-betide the day i get told i got worms off an internet forum

Just in case;

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Threadworm ... tment.aspx

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Threadworm ... ptoms.aspx

in severe symptoms it says 'severe loss of appetite' and in the normal symptoms no mention of increase appetite

in short

wub

although its a renegade diagnosis, that goes against the grain of conventional health care practitioners - which in turn I like, considering the approach - I fear you're a terrible doctor lacking even the most basic of diagnostic skills

in short, i give you 2 House's out of a possible 10



^^^

"could have been smugger"

[wub]

[Phigure]

fuck i always forget step 1

[wub]

How does the brown rag magically appear between steps 4 & 5?

[Phigure]

How does the brown rag magically appear between steps 4 & 5?

i think he picked it up out of the toilet

[noam]

my guy should concentrate less on cleaning his hands and more on the mad case of Michael-Jacksonitis he got goin on with his hands

it doesn't matter if you're black or white but can we at least maintain some level of consistency?

[spire]

Holy f*%k hard drive prices went up. $400 for a 3tb drive??? I knew they were gonna go up, but jeez.

[Shum]

Holy f*%k hard drive prices went up. $400 for a 3tb drive??? I knew they were gonna go up, but jeez.

Out of curiosity, why have prices risen?

[Fused Productions]

Holy f*%k hard drive prices went up. $400 for a 3tb drive??? I knew they were gonna go up, but jeez.

Out of curiosity, why have prices risen?

Floods and shit in Thailand

[Shum]

Word.

[antipode]

nothing at all

[clifford_-]

toothache

edit= and i feel jipped by the final episode of futurama.