THE COOLEST GENRE NAMES YOU CAN COME UP WITH

Sonika · Post by **Sonika** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:17 am

If you were to create a genre or genres, what would you name them?

Some starters are
Post-Australian kangaroo crunk
Mongolian punkstep
Pre-post-pre-post-post-pre apocalyptica
Crunknugget
Semenstep
Bieberstep
Rape

Also, I didn't clarify for these, but what would define your genre(s)?
For example, post-Australian kangaroo crunk would be a cut time beat at 1 bpm, specifically using vocal samples from Australian tour guides and sounds of the tiger from Winnie the Pooh.

Mr Hyde · Post by **Mr Hyde** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:19 am

Pylon- electronic mosh music

wub · Post by **wub** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:20 am

Minimal Bhangra Core

Sonika · Post by **Sonika** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:23 am

wub wrote:Minimal Bhangra Core

Mmm I used to love Minimal Bhangra Core, but all the half decent MBC artists sold out and moved on to the shitty mainstream bro-gra core

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:28 am

Fjarnage.

You won't know it. It comes from producers rejecting the sugar coated moombahton that was hitting the charts in 2012, so took elements of black metal and crafted the next big thing. It's kind of like Moombahton, but at 4 bpm.

Sonika · Post by **Sonika** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:32 am

garethom wrote:Fjarnage.

You won't know it. It comes from producers rejecting the sugar coated moombahton that was hitting the charts in 2012, so took elements of black metal and crafted the next big thing. It's kind of like Moombahton, but at 4 bpm.

Oh yes, I'm a BIG fan of fjarnage, but it never hit the mainstream because DJs couldn't mix it with anything except for post-Australian kangaroo crunk, and also how a remarkably large amount of critics compared it to shoving cow dung deep into their ear holes until it reached their brain and caused permanent brain damage.

Soiree · Post by **Soiree** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:32 am

immature dub idea
unrealized step
invalidated core
ultra grimphy
hyper bro

leyenda · Post by **leyenda** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:33 am

Psychedelic Latin Prog metal...oh wait that already exists, cheers Mars Volta

Soiree · Post by **Soiree** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:39 am

leyenda303 wrote:Psychedelic Latin Prog metal...oh wait that already exists, cheers Mars Volta

i just listened to their first album, on silver vinyl. nfs

leyenda · Post by **leyenda** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:46 am

Soiree wrote:
leyenda303 wrote:Psychedelic Latin Prog metal...oh wait that already exists, cheers Mars Volta
i just listened to their first album, on silver vinyl. nfs

saint1 · Post by **saint1** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:51 am

Future progressive miami bass-step
Post-Plastician

MPathy · Post by **MPathy** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:01 am

IMCT ( Infused Minimal Country Techno)

Mate even nocked upa tune for it haha. So shit.

https://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=194960056310

Reamz · Post by **Reamz** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:41 am

Dubstep

Karoshi · Post by **Karoshi** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:50 am

SpokenWordStep - like an acapella of Juke music that lasts on average 12 minutes a track

and something i am actually playing about with but it has no name, i suppose its just another style of dubstep, 280BPM quarter time, fuck knows why but there are gonna be some fast breaks in it!

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:15 pm

post-handbag
future brass
nu-step

hasezwei · Post by **hasezwei** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:50 pm

pylon sounds awesome.

hasezwei · Post by **hasezwei** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:53 pm

laptop folk

oh wait that term actually exists.

laptop terrorism? yeah why not.

also remember that uk swampcore sucks in comparsion to techstep new wave psy-jungle.

i would love to hear a music that sounds like laser prisms and kaleidoscopes but those aren't good words for a theoretical genre.

Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:58 pm

Slyme

magma · Post by **magma** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:07 pm

Shoreditch House

collige · Post by **collige** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:00 pm

Post-avant jazzcore
Progressive dreamfunk

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