Things you are good at when you are drunk...

[bodom418]

getting banned from hospitals

[Fused Productions]

^^^^

[Raggles]

spittin game, son

[Comfi]

I can chainsmoke weed after a few, but sober i'm terrible at toking.

[helix]

I can chainsmoke weed after a few, but sober i'm terrible at toking.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS STATEMENT

[autobot]

playing pool

being an obnoxious tnuc

[johnkimble]

Not being violent and aggy

[mVI]

Emptying my bladder (dun know the 2 sips of a beer need a wee crew).

This.

Some of my piss moves are next level after a few.

[NickUndercover]

Hugging people

[FuDuzn]

Emptying my bladder (dun know the 2 sips of a beer need a wee crew).

This.

Some of my piss moves are next level after a few.

I have had a couple beers watching football(american style, whut) and I feel like I should have worn depends to the bar.

[kingldub]

Spending rent money
Annoying the girlfriend
Playing the drums
Dancing really badly
Chatting up old ladies
Buying stupid shit from Budgens when I'm supposed to be getting useful stuff
Chain smoking
Pissing on the floor in the gents

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Spending rent money
Annoying the girlfriend
Playing the drums
Dancing really badly
Chatting up old ladies
Buying stupid shit from Budgens when I'm supposed to be getting useful stuff
Chain smoking
Pissing on the floor in the gents

i do this sober

[Fused Productions]

involuntarily dropping cigarettes anyone?

[lami]

ignoring the bit in my brain that seperates instantly judging people and vocally expressing these judgements.

[scattybeanhead]

involuntarily dropping cigarettes anyone?

yes! for some reason the last few times ive been getting really pissed i basically look like i have parkinsons. drop all my baccy, rizla's, drinks, it's ridiculous. i dont really like straight cigs but ive been buying them for when i go out because i just have such an unsteady hand

[Fused Productions]

involuntarily dropping cigarettes anyone?

yes! for some reason the last few times ive been getting really pissed i basically look like i have parkinsons. drop all my baccy, rizla's, drinks, it's ridiculous. i dont really like straight cigs but ive been buying them for when i go out because i just have such an unsteady hand

I lost three cigs this way this friday, in a row..
Fucking annoying, I can't grip a feather when I'm drunk but 3 liter jugs of wine are no problem

[kingGhost]

getting more pissed

[wobbles]

getting people to chant phrases over and over
making people want to fight me
encourage people to boogie on dance floor
eating pizza

[budsteq]

getting people to chant phrases over and over
making people want to fight me
encourage people to boogie on dance floor
eating pizza

if there was a degree in this, i would be on my way to a great career path.

[Comfi]

involuntarily dropping cigarettes anyone?

yes! for some reason the last few times ive been getting really pissed i basically look like i have parkinsons. drop all my baccy, rizla's, drinks, it's ridiculous. i dont really like straight cigs but ive been buying them for when i go out because i just have such an unsteady hand

I lost three cigs this way this friday, in a row..
Fucking annoying, I can't grip a feather when I'm drunk but 3 liter jugs of wine are no problem

I dropped weed in the rain once.

just gotta scoop it up brah