UK toilet attendents appreciation thread

[jaydot]

Inspired by the favourite aftershave thread.

"No spray no lay", "no splash no gash", "No Armani no punnani" etc etc

[JBoy]

When im pissed i always end up tipping them tenners and fivers haha.

[jaydot]

Well that's the idea.

[Kochari]

No sanitation no penetration

[clifford_-]

yea im always cool with em, give em a few quid, they keep me smelling fresh and give me towels to dry my hands.
hard job with so many muppets about. big up them.

[jmes10]

No Davidoff, no sucking off.

[JBoy]

Well that's the idea.

Haha if youve got tenners to waste then maybe.

[PinUp]

Once payed £5 for a pack of chewing gum from the toilet attendant at cable, it seemed reasonable at the time.

Every time I've been to mass the toilet attendant there has been asleep in his chair by the end of the night and those toilets fucking stink

[O Tumma Tum Ladin]

no deodorant no derobement

[PinUp]

no deodorant no derobement

[O Tumma Tum Ladin]

no red label, no anal

[jameshk]

no smell no girl.

[DRTY]

no splash no gash

wash your fin-gers for de min-gers

[Pedro Sánchez]

no gucci, no hoochi.
no bleed, no seed.
sorry

[garethom]

When I was in Magaluf, my mate asked him to come up with a rhyme for Isse Miyaki.

Got "No Isse Miyaki, No Sucky Ballsacky". Gave him €5.

[AxeD]

are you a poet?

[Liam92]

Meeeh, never understood the deal why I should give someone a quid cos he handed me a bit of paper towel I could have easily got myself had he not been holding it (still tip them sometimes when I'm fucked).

[nitz]

no lacoste no intercorse

Revs

[wub]

Bollocks to the lot of them, overcharging bastards. Prefer the thrill of trying to lift as many chupa chups over the course of the night as I can before they notice.

[era]

I always feel like a dick when I don't give them anything. Though with my bladder, when I'm drinking yeah, not a good idea tbh.

The other night some guy decided 50p wasn't enough and he said £1 minimum, so I took the 50p and walked off .