please feel sorry for me

[therapist]

Fuck Burger King at a service station, some of their meals come to over £8 with optional extras. I want to be spending that much on food, it's coming in bucket form with a smiling racist on the side.

i on the otherhand have come to the conclusion that KFC is actually pretty terrible - the chicken you get in a classic bucket has let me down massively recently, and i shan't be buying from them again in the near future unless im going for the boneless banquet as their strips truly are insurmountable

but Burger King is the daddy, their burgers are second to none in the fast food game, and i feel privileged when i shell out 7.99 at a service station for the XL BACON TRIPLE CHEESEBURGER AND XL FRIES that only the most leisurely of us can truly handle

need i suggest adding a portion of mozzarella bites or cheese filled jalapeno's to the order?!

Where's Patrick Stewart with his hand on his face?

just type 'im a miserable wanker who's too lazy to think of anything but a stock response to a semi-serious comment someone made on the internet' into google and you'll probably find what you're looking for

Wow, well done on not getting that at all.

[mikey_g]

Fuck Burger King at a service station, some of their meals come to over £8 with optional extras. I want to be spending that much on food, it's coming in bucket form with a smiling racist on the side.

suarez fried chicken?