A sleeping super-volcano in Germany is showing worrying signs of waking up.
It's lurking just 390 miles away underneath the tranquil Laacher See lake near Bonn and is capable of ejecting billions of tons of magma.
This monster erupts every 10 to 12,000 years and last went off 12,900 years ago, so it could blow at any time.
Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
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Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
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Re: Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
alphacat wrote:capable of ejecting billions of tons of magma
Fuck sake Si, sort it out.
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Re: Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
that's quite an error margin...alphacat wrote:This monster erupts every 10 to 12,000 years
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Re: Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
Must be government run.particle-jim wrote:that's quite an error margin...alphacat wrote:This monster erupts every 10 to 12,000 years
Re: Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
all that water will put the fire out
but no
but no
Re: Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
WE'RE ALL GONA DIE.
I'm surprised the mail havn't got hold of this yet.
I'm surprised the mail havn't got hold of this yet.
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Re: Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
particle-jim wrote:that's quite an error margin...alphacat wrote:This monster erupts every 10 to 12,000 years
and this volcano calls itself German...
Re: Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... -blow.htmljameshk wrote:WE'RE ALL GONA DIE.
I'm surprised the mail havn't got hold of this yet.
Edit 2 add-
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/ ... y-to-blow/
Re: Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
Actually my worst nightmare
Re: Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
Could happen in one day or one hundred years really no way of knowing.
either way we should definitely be hysterical/taking as much coke and banging as many hookers as possible just in case we all die.
either way we should definitely be hysterical/taking as much coke and banging as many hookers as possible just in case we all die.
Re: Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
Really? Volcanoes don't scare me but Earthquakes to my head in.autobot wrote:Actually my worst nightmare
Re: Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
North of England doesn't seem to badly effected.
Re: Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
apmje wrote:North of England doesn't seem to badly effected.
How could you tell if it was?
Re: Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
Used to earthquakes but nuclear winter for two yrs after one of these explodes - agghhketamine wrote:Really? Volcanoes don't scare me but Earthquakes to my head in.autobot wrote:Actually my worst nightmare
Re: Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
^^^ Watch the film The Road and think about being plunged into ash induced winter...
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Re: Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
don"t believe that shit it will erupt one day but tbh i think that can take some years, the media is just trying to scare us again.
It's about dropping a track at the wrong speed, and it sounding better than the real thing.
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Re: Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
way ahead of youwolf89 wrote: either way we should definitely be hysterical/taking as much coke and banging as many hookers as possible just in case we all die.
Re: Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
HOLY SHIT, billions of tons of magma! think of all the reading material, humanity just won't be able to cope! FFS IT'S THE END I TELL U, THE END!A sleeping super-volcano in Germany is showing worrying signs of waking up.
It's lurking just 390 miles away underneath the tranquil Laacher See lake near Bonn and is capable of ejecting billions of tons of magma.
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Re: Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
the article Alphacat posted was actually taken straight from the Mail, it says so at the top.Backslang wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... -blow.htmljameshk wrote:WE'RE ALL GONA DIE.
I'm surprised the mail havn't got hold of this yet.
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http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/ ... y-to-blow/
pretty sensationalist but interesting nonetheless
Re: Is a super-volcano 390 miles from London about to erupt?
But the last time it erupted it only covered 659 square miles! How does that even allow it to be counted as a supervolcano?
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