So my girl left me but....

[pikeymobile]

it was shooting out before i even realised i'd orgasmed

[jameshk]

it was shooting out before i even realised i'd orgasmed

[Soiree]

acceptance is essential.

[psychedelicatessen]

My fiance left me Christmas week. I was going to fly out to Texas with her and get married, but I bought new studio monitors the same day she left me. Moving on is hard as fuck (I was engaged for christ's sake!!!!) but from the moment she told me the news, I decided to move on. Never even said goodbye. Gotta move on. If you feel good, hold on to that. I may be drunk, but big ups man.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

find her bestfriend.


get inside.

[NilsFG]

find her bestfriend.


get inside.

after you got inside her, give birth to yourself when her bestfriend is at a bar with your ex.

It will be really awkward.

[particle-jim]

find her bestfriend.


get inside.

after you got inside her, give birth to yourself when her bestfriend is at a bar with your ex.

It will be really awkward.

[Killamike49]

On a serious note though, i recently broke up with my girlfriend of like, all of high school. And by break up with, i mean she cheated on me. Now i have to see her joke of a boyfriend all the time. At first i was crushed, but honestly, if someone doesn't love/like/care about you moves on, fuck it. You'll probably miss her after the initial "i'm single" rush comes and goes, but then you'll feel like a fucking buddist monk when it comes to girls. I wish i knew how to do that ZEN thing wub always does.

[Pedro Sánchez]

find her bestfriend.


get inside.

after you got inside her, give birth to yourself when her bestfriend is at a bar with your ex.

It will be really awkward.

Potential for post of the year, already.

[wub]

On a serious note though, i recently broke up with my girlfriend of like, all of high school. And by break up with, i mean she cheated on me. Now i have to see her joke of a boyfriend all the time. At first i was crushed, but honestly, if someone doesn't love/like/care about you moves on, fuck it. You'll probably miss her after the initial "i'm single" rush comes and goes, but then you'll feel like a fucking buddist monk when it comes to girls. I wish i knew how to do that ZEN thing wub always does.

[kingldub]

Fuck, don't even remember making this thread. I did indulge in a bit of self pity and heavy drinking last night but yeah, to be honest it's good. Think it became more convenience than anything else, went a bit stale like. i do have the flat to myself now though so it's all good.

[wub]

Fuck, don't even remember making this thread. I did indulge in a bit of self pity and heavy drinking last night but yeah, to be honest it's good. Think it became more convenience than anything else, went a bit stale like. i do have the flat to myself now though so it's all good.

Wash your bedsheets ASAP. None of that half arsed 'the pillow still smells of her' bullshit.

[magma]

Wash your bedsheets ASAP. None of that half arsed 'the pillow still smells of her' bullshit.

My last one was all about the clean breaks, so seeing as she wasn't going to be darkening my doorstep or appearing on my Facebook anytime soon I took the liberty of getting rid of *everything*... I'm not sure I've even got photos.

Easiest breakup ever, tbh. Recommended approach!

[clifford_-]

my ex still has my dmz 6th bday tshirt and a nice ralphy jumper

[wub]

my ex still has my dmz 6th bday tshirt

Mate, that's not fucking on.

[clifford_-]

my ex still has my dmz 6th bday tshirt

Mate, that's not fucking on.

i know, she keeps saying her mums gonna drop my stuff off, never happens though, im fearing the worst.

[Kochari]

My fiance left me Christmas week. I was going to fly out to Texas with her and get married, but I bought new studio monitors the same day she left me. Moving on is hard as fuck (I was engaged for christ's sake!!!!) but from the moment she told me the news, I decided to move on. Never even said goodbye. Gotta move on. If you feel good, hold on to that. I may be drunk, but big ups man.

Least you got monitors hey

[particle-jim]

find her bestfriend.


get inside.

after you got inside her, give birth to yourself when her bestfriend is at a bar with your ex.

It will be really awkward.

Potential for post of the year, already.

[PinUp]

my ex still has my dmz 6th bday tshirt

Mate, that's not fucking on.

i know, she keeps saying her mums gonna drop my stuff off, never happens though, im fearing the worst.

Just go to hers and demand it!

I have lost so many clothes due to fucking exes not returning them, i even saw one ex in my old hoodie the other day, asked her if i could have it back and she said she was cold so she needed to wear it!

[say_whut]

find her bestfriend.


get inside.

after you got inside her, give birth to yourself when her bestfriend is at a bar with your ex.

It will be really awkward.

Fucking hell that cracked me up