So my girl left me but....

[Jhonny2x4]

i mean like, the jizz smelt like bleach

Bleach-jizz means it was a good day.

[noam]

ye sometimes it smells mad chlorinated

weirds me out, mega-jizz

[exfox]

find her bestfriend.


get inside.

after you got inside her, give birth to yourself when her bestfriend is at a bar with your ex.

It will be really awkward.

Fucking hell that cracked me up

[HamCrescendo]

boombox. outside her window. ignore the hench shadow behind the curtain.

[fergus222]

Post her naked photos on the internet.

If you don't have any naked photos, then she wasn't really your girl.

[leyenda]

i mean like, the jizz smelt like bleach

Did you confirm from her whether it tasted like bleach too?

[Love]

Everything is going to be alright.

Trust me.

You will find me one day.

[Maccaveli]

When my last ex girl left me it was via a phonecall at the start of a party I was at, I then went on to have one of the best nights of my life. I guess it just depends on how attached you were to her.

[Maccaveli]

find her bestfriend.


get inside.

after you got inside her, give birth to yourself when her bestfriend is at a bar with your ex.

It will be really awkward.

Potential for post of the year, already.

Hahahaha absolutely fantastic

[pikeymobile]

i mean like, the jizz smelt like bleach

Did you confirm from her whether it tasted like bleach too?

I believe the exact term she used to describe it was "salty milk"

[Pedro Sánchez]

i mean like, the jizz smelt like bleach

Did you confirm from her whether it tasted like bleach too?

I believe the exact term she used to describe it was "salty milk"

better than...

[kingldub]

coins?

[say_whut]

coins?

A mate of mine said that too, "tasted like fucking coppers" were his exact words

[kingldub]

coins?

A mate of mine said that too, "tasted like fucking coppers" were his exact words

Gonna have to test this theory out cos now you mention it......

[noam]

pussy doesn't taste like coins unless the girl is round her period time...

wtf

[ScarletCyanide]

Who needs a girl, when you have... The Internet!

[pikeymobile]

pussy doesn't taste like coins unless the girl is round her period time...

wtf

every one i've ever tasted has tasted like coins, especially if they've been like down the gym or something, its like coins and sweat and piss and its wonderful

[Sexual_Chocolate]

pussy doesn't taste like coins unless the girl is round her period time...

wtf

every one i've ever tasted has tasted like coins, especially if they've been like down the gym or something, its like coins and sweat and piss and its wonderful

such a great combination

[pikeymobile]

sort of like pineapple juice a year after its expiration date

[Killamike49]

sort of like pineapple juice a year after its expiration date

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