Human Translator

[B_90]

Hey guys, I've just completed an intensive course and would like to try out some of the skills I have aquired.

In this thread post a thought, an idea or a dream and I should be able to tell you why you came up with it and some advice.

I did this with some people yesterday and their reactions were astounding

[hayze99]

I have recurring dreams that I'm paralysed and then eventually slowly regain my movement. I also feel like I'm trying well hard not to piss myself every time.

Explain.

[B_90]

I have recurring dreams that I'm paralysed and then eventually slowly regain my movement. I also feel like I'm trying well hard not to piss myself every time.

Explain.

Do you have problems with premature ejaculation? sorry if you don't want to discuss or are offended. Pm me if you want.

[Pedro Sánchez]

I have a recurring one involving people I know, catching me masturbating outside but instead of stopping, I am trying to conceal the masturbation by turning the other way.

[jameshk]

I had a very strrange one recently. I kept moving this fishtank about, and everytime i moved it this little turtle would get trapped under all the sediment which had moved around. Then there was a part with a gathering in a garden with a few of my friends there (can''t remmber who), and then i went back inside to a room which contained loads of fishtanks.

Strange stuff.

[B_90]

I have a recurring one involving people I know, catching me masturbating outside but instead of stopping, I am trying to conceal the masturbation by turning the other way.

My guess is your quite open about sex and probably talk about it alot with friends. In your dream your hoping these people will catch you and join in.

Basically your sexually fustrated. Wether thats because your single and it's been a while or possibly your g/f is putting out or maybe even you have a bird but theres someone else you really want to bang.

My advice follow your heart (willy)

[B_90]

I had a very strrange one recently. I kept moving this fishtank about, and everytime i moved it this little turtle would get trapped under all the sediment which had moved around. Then there was a part with a gathering in a garden with a few of my friends there (can''t remmber who), and then i went back inside to a room which contained loads of fishtanks.

Strange stuff.

Have you had any other dreams recently that you remember?

[Pedro Sánchez]

I have a recurring one involving people I know, catching me masturbating outside but instead of stopping, I am trying to conceal the masturbation by turning the other way.

My guess is your quite open about sex and probably talk about it alot with friends. In your dream your hoping these people will catch you and join in.

Basically your sexually fustrated. Wether thats because your single and it's been a while or possibly your g/f is putting out or maybe even you have a bird but theres someone else you really want to bang.

My advice follow your heart (willy)

Cheers, probably spot on.

[jameshk]

I had a very strrange one recently. I kept moving this fishtank about, and everytime i moved it this little turtle would get trapped under all the sediment which had moved around. Then there was a part with a gathering in a garden with a few of my friends there (can''t remmber who), and then i went back inside to a room which contained loads of fishtanks.

Strange stuff.

Have you had any other dreams recently that you remember?

None that I can remember now, i've been having stranger than usual dreams recently though.

[hayze99]

I have recurring dreams that I'm paralysed and then eventually slowly regain my movement. I also feel like I'm trying well hard not to piss myself every time.

Explain.

Do you have problems with premature ejaculation? sorry if you don't want to discuss or are offended. Pm me if you want.

Nope, not generally.

[Clean]

Every morning I wake up with an erection. I have heard about many others dealing with the same problem.

[WastelanDUB]

I had some weird dreams... last night i went down an elevator at a beach with some japanese people in the elevator.

Then we went down about 60 levels and the elevator started filling with water,

And it filled up all the way and i wokes up.

[Shum]

I've tried hard to read it correctly but I will always see your name as WastemanDUB. Apologies.

edit: As for my dreams I often have sex with women that aren't familiar to me though very rarely it will be with someone that I do know. The scenery that my dreams take place in changes quite a bit as my dreams go on as well.

[WastelanDUB]

Haahahaah alls good.

[clifford_-]

i keep having dreams about fighting. but thats always the beggining of the dream, always takes some weird twist and i end up in some random city (normally london, but never looks like london) normally doing something weird or going round in circles ona weird mission of sorts...

[scattybeanhead]

basically all my dreams are the same.

everything is normal and happy and then something really bad happens, like someone dies or there's a big accident or something, but it's never actually my fault, however i always get the blame. then i basically spend the whole dream trying to escape from whoever is trying to chase me (the whole dream is a chase). sometimes they catch me but nothing really happens and it's really easy for me to get away. also sometimes it seems like they stop chasing me and everything goes back to normal but then they turn up again and shit kicks off. it's really boring and frustrating and i dont really have any good dreams any more

[Viineri]

I've seen a dream couple of times where I really have to take a shit or a piss, and my quest is to find a bathroom but when I get there something is wrong. Once the bathroom walls were transparent from the inside when I was taking a shit and people kept looking at me from the outside. I just kept thinking "Pshh, they can't see me. It's just a coincidence that they happen to look right where I'm sitting through the wall...". One time the bathroom stall door wouldn't close, but since there was no one else in the room I continued to proceed with it. As soon as I sat on the toilet a bunch of people stormed in to the bathroom and started talking loudly. Third one I can think of was a dream where the bathroom stall was poorly made (i.e. I couldn't sit or reach the toilet).

Also, it's fking weird when you are taking a shit in a dream... it feels so real that I have to check my sheets when I wake up

(inb4 'shit story bro')

[farman]

A recent one i remember only part of. the two main parts i remeber are me diving underwater into a shipwreck and finding a bounty of camera lenses (all the high end canon lenses) in a chest (feeling very happy for myself). Then me sitting next to my female housemate, cleaning my penis whilst she watches and i just carry on. Something happens between these two events but i cant remeber (i smoke weed so that might mess my dreams timeline about.)

Explain?

[PinUp]

I had a dream that both my front teeth fell out last week, i never usually remember dreams but this one was really vivid!

[Laszlo]

^^That one might be about fear of aging.

I walk along the edge of a giant razor blade that floats above an abyss/void. I'm naked and my feet are cut with every step. There is no emotion attached to it. I am indifferent about falling or bleeding.

Don't really know if that's enough for you to go on.