lyons is into weight lifting?dmz007 wrote:Gauranteed lolz on this topic right here: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... 191&page=1
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is it possible to wipe whilst seated?!!?!kentnz wrote:I wipe my ass standing up. I only found out that wasn't normal recently.
kruptah wrote:I play the technics.
My english teacher gave me a weird look when I mentioned that as the musical instrument I played. Like the wtf stare. I had to give her the 'wiki wiki' dj motion to confirm what i meant.
loads of people do it, including womenbrettheaslewood wrote:is it possible to wipe whilst seated?!!?!kentnz wrote:I wipe my ass standing up. I only found out that wasn't normal recently.
wormcode wrote:re: shaking/manoeuvring to get all the drops out.
People who say "if you need to shake it more than twice, you're just playing with it" are lying and they probably smell like piss.
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kruptah wrote:I play the technics.
My english teacher gave me a weird look when I mentioned that as the musical instrument I played. Like the wtf stare. I had to give her the 'wiki wiki' dj motion to confirm what i meant.
I stand too. You'll be pulling your trousers up in a second anyway. Gives you a good view to see your handiwork if it was a whopper too before you cover it with the bog roll.Electric_Head wrote:loads of people do it, including womenbrettheaslewood wrote:is it possible to wipe whilst seated?!!?!kentnz wrote:I wipe my ass standing up. I only found out that wasn't normal recently.
I stand though
Shum wrote:Yeah big up Jesus for dying for our sins and netting us a public holiday in the process.Nevalo wrote:not much todo at work today.... and once ive finished, ITS THE FUCKIN LONG WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, hot cross buns.
dubfordessert wrote:you can jizz on me if you want
It also gives the guy standing next you a clear line of sight to your tip!johney wrote:You have definitely better access if you're seated and bend fwd, that's what i do.
As for uriners(?) try standing more on one side and aim on that side of bowl. That minimizes the angle between the stream and the bowl thus, there's no big impact opposed to head-on which appears when peeing conventionally.
That means you'll minimize the splashback and amount of those tiny drops flying everywhere.
pkay wrote:I literally can and have mixed about 4 tracks of dubstep solely using my cock.
love this one. the best thing are those drawings, especially the facial expressions. pure genius.dmz007 wrote:Gauranteed lolz on this topic right here: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... 191&page=1
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I do not give a fuck. Most of the times, they're separated anywayPinUp wrote:It also gives the guy standing next you a clear line of sight to your tip!johney wrote:You have definitely better access if you're seated and bend fwd, that's what i do.
As for uriners(?) try standing more on one side and aim on that side of bowl. That minimizes the angle between the stream and the bowl thus, there's no big impact opposed to head-on which appears when peeing conventionally.
That means you'll minimize the splashback and amount of those tiny drops flying everywhere.
dubfordessert wrote:you can jizz on me if you want
johney wrote:I do not give a fuck. Most of the times, they're separated anywayPinUp wrote:It also gives the guy standing next you a clear line of sight to your tip!johney wrote:You have definitely better access if you're seated and bend fwd, that's what i do.
As for uriners(?) try standing more on one side and aim on that side of bowl. That minimizes the angle between the stream and the bowl thus, there's no big impact opposed to head-on which appears when peeing conventionally.
That means you'll minimize the splashback and amount of those tiny drops flying everywhere.
pkay wrote:I literally can and have mixed about 4 tracks of dubstep solely using my cock.
Electric_Head wrote:you`re not a real man until you`ve beat your penis against the bowl to remove the last few drops
noam wrote:all those standing wipers - wtf
surely, in standing, you have to clench your bum cheeks? if you've just diarrheared the hell out of your toilet, and your asshole is kinda messy, then you clench them together to stand up, you're just smearing the deuce all over ze arsche?!?!
MADNESS!!
sit + wipe is what i'll be teaching my kids
and if its messy take the shower head and sit over the bath tub and clean yourself properly then talc the crack to avoid chaffing later on
this.noam wrote:who the fuck drops their pants all the way
straight over the waistband, piss onto water or sides and through the holes in urinals
occasionally when pissed go freestyle to hold drink/use phone
epochalypso wrote:man dun no bout da 'nuum
I do that sometimes. Usually after a night of drinking or after sex, it's a different kind of peeing really.scattybeanhead wrote:i sort of crouch hovering above the toilet, like not proper standing but not sitting down, cant get proper access that way.
also there shouldn't be a rule as to how many times you shake it, you shake it until the job is done. one of my friends dabs it with toilet paper though which i find extremely weird but everyone else says it's normal...
that's grotty mate. are you wizzing in the bathroom or kitchen sink?psychedelicatessen wrote:Bitches don't know about pissing in sinks! Seriously, the best thing to do is come home after a 12 hour shift, immediately strip and aim for the sink.
It's economical, quiet, convenient, and you can get a glass of water if you're having problems. (bladder/tract infections seem to run in the family.)
But every once in a while it's nice to sit down and listen to the ambient sounds of your own pee resonating against dat porcelain. . . ahhh.
Fuck, this thread inspires me. Only on snh. . .
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