Off Topic (Everything besides dubstep)
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Lichee
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by Lichee » Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:38 pm
SunkLo wrote:That drip is almost as bad as the little drops of semen that act as an aftershock to ejaculation and always end up as a damp spot in your underwear.
Again, no matter how much you wring that shit out.
Sometimes I hold my piss till after I bust a nut so I can flush things out.
i agree with everything you're saying

, having a long wank when you kind of need a pee is bad too, as soon as you clean up boom the biggest urge hits but you're still in a boner/floner situation and aiming is a bitch, especially cos sometimes it just goes in different directions and hits the walls and floor and stuff if there's a bit of semen in there.
I feel nasty writing this but

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PinUp
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by PinUp » Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:46 pm
Lichee wrote:SunkLo wrote:That drip is almost as bad as the little drops of semen that act as an aftershock to ejaculation and always end up as a damp spot in your underwear.
Again, no matter how much you wring that shit out.
Sometimes I hold my piss till after I bust a nut so I can flush things out.
i agree with everything you're saying

, having a long wank when you kind of need a pee is bad too, as soon as you clean up boom the biggest urge hits but you're still in a boner/floner situation and aiming is a bitch, especially cos sometimes it just goes in different directions and hits the walls and floor and stuff if there's a bit of semen in there.
I feel nasty writing this but

Piss in the shower, problem solved!
pkay wrote:I literally can and have mixed about 4 tracks of dubstep solely using my cock.
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noam
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by noam » Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:52 pm
Pedro Sánchez wrote:noam wrote:ye sometimes my piss will spray in like 7 different directions, none of which are where im pointing my bell-end
sometimes jizz mixes with my piss too

gets even worse when your shoot is blocked with santorum, comes out like someone stepping intermittently on a garden hose.
yeh its embarrassing when other people hear this... they must know
kinda stings too
maybe thats just your body trying to piss out the herpes the hooker stuffed up your Urethra tho...
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JBoy
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by JBoy » Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:54 pm
After ive spermed the piss always shoots out in little bursts.
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kidshuffle
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by kidshuffle » Fri Jan 20, 2012 6:03 pm
noam wrote:ye sometimes my piss will spray in like 7 different directions, none of which are where im pointing my bell-end
sometimes jizz mixes with my piss too

one time when i was young and stupid and doing the pullout method, i ended up jizzing followed by pissing all over this chick/her bed. she thought it was only the jizz; i left it as such.
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.... 2Pac was a Jedi??

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SunkLo
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by SunkLo » Fri Jan 20, 2012 6:07 pm
O-face followed by poker face, nice combo
Blaze it -4.20dB
nowaysj wrote:Raising a girl in this jizz filled world is not the easiest thing.
Phigure wrote:I haven't heard such a beautiful thing since that time Jesus sang Untrue
If I ever get banned I'll come back as SpunkLo, just you mark my words.
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psychedelicatessen
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by psychedelicatessen » Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:44 pm
Molzie wrote:psychedelicatessen wrote:Bathroom.
Live alone.
so.. just to clarify. you pee in the same sink you brush your teeth in?
Brush in shower, shave in neither sink nor shower, as I don't want to clog any drains. I try to multitask a lot whist getting ready for my day.
I also keep my bathroom very clean, I just can't be bothered to open the second door to the toilet some nights and after getting back from work. (read 12 hour shift) and all the alcohol and water lately. . . I wouldn't be surprised if it's a sign of something. Time to stop drinking I guess.

Reverse guitar solo
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Profit
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by wormcode » Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:23 pm
kidshuffle wrote:noam wrote:ye sometimes my piss will spray in like 7 different directions, none of which are where im pointing my bell-end
sometimes jizz mixes with my piss too

one time when i was young and stupid and doing the pullout method, i ended up jizzing followed by pissing all over this chick/her bed. she thought it was only the jizz; i left it as such.
Pullout's deemed just as "safe" as condoms when done right, all about self control. They've tested precum for sperm many times without finding any. Speaking against pregnancy of course, not disease. It still might fall off if she's got aliens in her. Peeing before is key to flush out hidden spermies, and peejizz afterward is good to flush again if you're gonna go at it.
Maybe she liked it. That's a hard mistake to make I think haha.
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JBoy
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by JBoy » Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:26 pm
Ive never understood how so many creatures get pregnant, even when im hammered and wearing no johnny i always manage to pull out.
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noam
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by noam » Sat Jan 21, 2012 2:13 am
JBoy wrote:Ive never understood how so many creatures get pregnant, even when im hammered and wearing no johnny i always manage to pull out.
its different when you're having sex with women tho...
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SunkLo
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by SunkLo » Sat Jan 21, 2012 2:39 am
This thread is a success.
Blaze it -4.20dB
nowaysj wrote:Raising a girl in this jizz filled world is not the easiest thing.
Phigure wrote:I haven't heard such a beautiful thing since that time Jesus sang Untrue
If I ever get banned I'll come back as SpunkLo, just you mark my words.
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kidshuffle
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by kidshuffle » Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:17 am
wormcode wrote:
Pullout's deemed just as "safe" as condoms when done right, all about self control.
Yeah its not too bad, I never had any problems. There is just always that anxiety afterwards for me though
SunkLo wrote:This thread is a success.
I wholeheartedly agree.
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.... 2Pac was a Jedi??

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JBoy
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by JBoy » Sat Jan 21, 2012 8:48 am
noam wrote:JBoy wrote:Ive never understood how so many creatures get pregnant, even when im hammered and wearing no johnny i always manage to pull out.
its different when you're having sex with women tho...
Women are for puffs.
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noam
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by noam » Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:21 am
^^^
thats just what gay men say to feel better about their 'alternative lifestyles'
/LADBANTZ
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JBoy
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by JBoy » Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:39 am
noam wrote:^^^
thats just what gay men say to feel better about their 'alternative lifestyles'
/LADBANTZ
I style myself on that irish club owner in hollyoaks. Gay but id still knock stnuc out.
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noam
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by noam » Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:19 pm
i dont watch hollyoaks and dont know who he is so i'll assume you made up the bit about being irish, being a club owner in hollyoaks and knocking stnuc out...
\LADSBANTZCONTINOOZE
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JBoy
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by JBoy » Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:26 pm
noam wrote:i dont watch hollyoaks and dont know who he is so i'll assume you made up the bit about being irish, being a club owner in hollyoaks and knocking stnuc out...
\LADSBANTZCONTINOOZE
Do they let you have breaks???
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antipode
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by antipode » Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:14 am
after sex piss crew your time.
had an ex who tried to get pregnant a couple times by pushing back on me as i was pulling out. almost slapped her.
jrkhnds wrote:and I've never really rated dubstep..
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Sexual_Chocolate
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by Sexual_Chocolate » Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:53 am
epochalypso wrote:after sex piss crew your time.
had an ex who tried to get pregnant a couple times by pushing back on me as i was pulling out. almost slapped her.
bitch needed to recognize.
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SunkLo
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by SunkLo » Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:43 am
Look her dead in the eyes and say "Bitch I will push you down the pyramids of Giza, so help me"
Blaze it -4.20dB
nowaysj wrote:Raising a girl in this jizz filled world is not the easiest thing.
Phigure wrote:I haven't heard such a beautiful thing since that time Jesus sang Untrue
If I ever get banned I'll come back as SpunkLo, just you mark my words.
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