SunkLo wrote:That drip is almost as bad as the little drops of semen that act as an aftershock to ejaculation and always end up as a damp spot in your underwear.
Again, no matter how much you wring that shit out.
Sometimes I hold my piss till after I bust a nut so I can flush things out.
i agree with everything you're saying , having a long wank when you kind of need a pee is bad too, as soon as you clean up boom the biggest urge hits but you're still in a boner/floner situation and aiming is a bitch, especially cos sometimes it just goes in different directions and hits the walls and floor and stuff if there's a bit of semen in there.
SunkLo wrote:That drip is almost as bad as the little drops of semen that act as an aftershock to ejaculation and always end up as a damp spot in your underwear.
Again, no matter how much you wring that shit out.
Sometimes I hold my piss till after I bust a nut so I can flush things out.
i agree with everything you're saying , having a long wank when you kind of need a pee is bad too, as soon as you clean up boom the biggest urge hits but you're still in a boner/floner situation and aiming is a bitch, especially cos sometimes it just goes in different directions and hits the walls and floor and stuff if there's a bit of semen in there.
I feel nasty writing this but
Piss in the shower, problem solved!
pkay wrote:I literally can and have mixed about 4 tracks of dubstep solely using my cock.
noam wrote:ye sometimes my piss will spray in like 7 different directions, none of which are where im pointing my bell-end
sometimes jizz mixes with my piss too
one time when i was young and stupid and doing the pullout method, i ended up jizzing followed by pissing all over this chick/her bed. she thought it was only the jizz; i left it as such.
so.. just to clarify. you pee in the same sink you brush your teeth in?
Brush in shower, shave in neither sink nor shower, as I don't want to clog any drains. I try to multitask a lot whist getting ready for my day.
I also keep my bathroom very clean, I just can't be bothered to open the second door to the toilet some nights and after getting back from work. (read 12 hour shift) and all the alcohol and water lately. . . I wouldn't be surprised if it's a sign of something. Time to stop drinking I guess.
noam wrote:ye sometimes my piss will spray in like 7 different directions, none of which are where im pointing my bell-end
sometimes jizz mixes with my piss too
one time when i was young and stupid and doing the pullout method, i ended up jizzing followed by pissing all over this chick/her bed. she thought it was only the jizz; i left it as such.
Pullout's deemed just as "safe" as condoms when done right, all about self control. They've tested precum for sperm many times without finding any. Speaking against pregnancy of course, not disease. It still might fall off if she's got aliens in her. Peeing before is key to flush out hidden spermies, and peejizz afterward is good to flush again if you're gonna go at it.
Maybe she liked it. That's a hard mistake to make I think haha.
i dont watch hollyoaks and dont know who he is so i'll assume you made up the bit about being irish, being a club owner in hollyoaks and knocking stnuc out...
noam wrote:i dont watch hollyoaks and dont know who he is so i'll assume you made up the bit about being irish, being a club owner in hollyoaks and knocking stnuc out...
had an ex who tried to get pregnant a couple times by pushing back on me as i was pulling out. almost slapped her.
bitch needed to recognize.
Laszlo wrote:and yay, upon imparting his knowledge to his fellow Ninjas, Nevalo spoke wisely that when aggrieved by a woman thou shalt put it in her bum.
, having a long wank when you kind of need a pee is bad too, as soon as you clean up boom the biggest urge hits but you're still in a boner/floner situation and aiming is a bitch, especially cos sometimes it just goes in different directions and hits the walls and floor and stuff if there's a bit of semen in there.
