jameshk wrote:I remember love. It used to be so dramatic, so intense. Now its just about getting my girlfriend to make me a sandwich.
Hahaaaa
"Alien: I bring you love.
Dr. Hibbert: Is that the love between a man and a woman? Or the love of a man for a cuban cigar?
Alien: Uh... I bring you love."
My name is Dom and I like making ambientish music and drinking tea. Nice to meet you.
It was next to the ice bucket and it had no shade..
but it did have a blue bulb...
for a split second I thought it was cool..
and casually reached out to caress it...
burnt the shit out of me -
I moved so fast in that instant that I knocked all kinds of shit off the table..
you gotta watch that - lamp can be hypnotizing
i bet y'all are late on catching the hermetic allegory in every episode - parsons..?
thats pretty urban. - Capture pt
i think everyone would benefit from unicorns - JTMMusicuk
It was next to the ice bucket and it had no shade..
but it did have a blue bulb...
for a split second I thought it was cool..
and casually reached out to caress it...
burnt the shit out of me -
I moved so fast in that instant that I knocked all kinds of shit off the table..
you gotta watch that - lamp can be hypnotizing
For once I get you, Leslie. Love is quite like that, an eye candy. Then it starts to fuck you - you start breaking beer bottles, photo frames, CDs, his face, your knuckles. So, you gotta be careful. Love is like a trick ass bitch in high stilettos and skimpy dress full of STDs.
>Really like girl whom I met at an annual gathering
>Return the following year, has boyfriend
>feelsbadman
>O well, try to not let that get me down
>End up not being around her very much, when I am, conversation is awkward b/c bf is always near by
>Bf cheats on her towards the end of this gathering
>She goes away to college, never get to talk to her anymore
>feelsreallyfuckingbadman
ultraspatial wrote:doing any sort of drug other than smoking crack is 5 panel.
incnic wrote:true headz tread a fine line between bitterness and euphoria - much like the best rave tunes
Electric_Head wrote:his pants are half open from all the damn fapping
since noticing your posts on this forum ive had to change my horribly generalised opinion that no s.africans have a sense of humour!
I thought the stereotype was that Germans are the ones with no sense of humour? And that South Africans all speak really loudly.
Germans have an excellent sense of humour, they're just not quite as amused by going to the toilet as the British.
After living with a South African for the last 4 years, I can confirm the only thing they all seem to have in common is a silly little beard under their bottom lip and an even higher passion for barbecueing than Australians.
Meus equus tuo altior est
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
This thread is like an off topic forum for the off topic forum.
My first kiss was with a girl called fran in a sandpit at primary school, while most of my friends were kicking the fuck out of some guy in the background for something inane. Are all kids utter bastards?
