The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[syrup]

Sooo after year and a half i get in touch with my ex a bit, i took it a bit hard when we broke up, but i shrugged it off after some time. We just started chattin every now and then on the facebook etc etc. Then, yesterday i foun out she deleted me off her friends list, so i asked her why, and she told me her BF was jealous.

Fukya, same reason why she wouldn't meet me.


IDK why do i care... [/deardiary]

[pikeymobile]

the only good things ex girlfriends are for is proper dirty sex when you've been having a dry spell
its always fun cos you can be mega degrading to them, and usually bum them
i chokebum my one ex maybe twice a month, and make her beg for it

rave safe

[syrup]

Not the case cause

a) i haz a GF atm and i'm really happy with her
b) she lives 100some km away

I'll consider that inna future, though

[jameshk]

the only good things ex girlfriends are for is proper dirty sex when you've been having a dry spell
its always fun cos you can be mega degrading to them, and usually bum them
i chokebum my one ex maybe twice a month, and make her beg for it

rave safe

been there. good times.

[pikeymobile]

if a man tells me he's never chokebummed a girl then i will disregard them as a pussyo and refuse to engage in conversation with them

[pikeymobile]

you may as well be a virgin if you've never done it

[Sexual_Chocolate]

the only good things ex girlfriends are for is proper dirty sex when you've been having a dry spell
its always fun cos you can be mega degrading to them, and usually bum them
i chokebum my one ex maybe twice a month, and make her beg for it

rave safe

been there. good times.

will hopefully be going there tonite!

BUMCHOKERS UNIIIIIIIIIITE!

[pikeymobile]

mate the women fucking love it, they get all twitchy and shit afterwards and can't sit still (or sit down) for about 45 minutes

[Sexual_Chocolate]

45 minutes.... not for my girlies matey.... try 2 or 3 days!

[pikeymobile]

feels good when you pull out and there's a bit of blood mixed with the santorum, it's like an indicator of how good a job you've done

[Molzie]

working on a public holiday.

[pikeymobile]

mate this thread is about bumming u should start ur own thread if you want to moan

[3za]

What the hell is chokebum?

[pikeymobile]

when you choke a girl whilst balls deep in her bum hole getme
it makes fanny sex look about as exciting as a game of rounders

[ehbes]

FUCK OFF ELI

[pandabear]

I really, really, really dislike most things right now, including myself. I'm such a fucking fake ass cos I'm lying to everyone - about everything. Saying good things, even if I don't mean it. I'm not okay. This isn't just a detachment because I would like to spend time with myself. I really don't know how to fix this. I don't think anyone can help, that's why it's better to not say anything. It does make me want to wish bad things.

[JTMMusicuk]

the guy above me made his post real small and white so i had to highlight it and look closer than normal, he also sounds like a psycho killer

[Sexual_Chocolate]

the guy above me made his post real small and white so i had to highlight it and look closer than normal, he also sounds like a psycho killer

[kidshuffle]

FUCK OFF ELI

[Sexual_Chocolate]

the only good things ex girlfriends are for is proper dirty sex when you've been having a dry spell
its always fun cos you can be mega degrading to them, and usually bum them
i chokebum my one ex maybe twice a month, and make her beg for it

rave safe

been there. good times.

will hopefully be going there tonite!

BUMCHOKERS UNIIIIIIIIIITE!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!