Most Embarassing Place You've Had An Erection

Off Topic (Everything besides dubstep)
Forum rules
Please read and follow this sub-forum's specific rules listed HERE, as well as our sitewide rules listed HERE.

Link to the Secret Ninja Sessions community ustream channel - info in this thread

User avatar
parson
Posts: 11311
Joined: Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:26 am
Location: ATX
Contact:

Post by parson » Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:47 pm

sometimes when i have too much pad thai my innie goes outtie

User avatar
djshiva
Posts: 4933
Joined: Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:13 pm
Location: aka sapphic_beats Indianaptizzle, IN USA
Contact:

Post by djshiva » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:22 pm

ha! the perks of being female. no worries on that count.
Here, have a free tune:
Soundcloud

skavoovie_blind9
Posts: 629
Joined: Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:08 am
Location: ManCHESTer

Post by skavoovie_blind9 » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:47 pm

Whilst rockin the speedo's at the swimmin baths.

thomas
Posts: 2917
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:46 pm
Location: Liverpool

Post by thomas » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:50 pm

OUUUUUCCCCCHHHH^

In line at a supermarket, hands full of items.

skavoovie_blind9
Posts: 629
Joined: Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:08 am
Location: ManCHESTer

Post by skavoovie_blind9 » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:55 pm

Thomas wrote:OUUUUUCCCCCHHHH^

In line at a supermarket, hands full of items.

Stealin bagguets

thomas
Posts: 2917
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:46 pm
Location: Liverpool

Post by thomas » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:09 pm

Image

sizzla
Posts: 115
Joined: Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:50 am
Location: South Texas

Post by sizzla » Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:06 pm

embarrassed? why hide it? girls will always look and get turned on no matter what they say. trust me it works, i used to be a lifeguard at the pool park and i'd get all sorts of stares from all the girls. you just gotta act like it dont bother you.

well i'd have on my mandatory shades and girls would make the obvious head turn enough to grab a glimpse of it, thinking i couldn't see them since i was wearing the shades and doin my 10-20 pool check while i sat in my shack.

sometimes they'd get 2 or 3 glances before they passed by in the rapid river part of the park. the real slutty ones would actually come up to me and start flirtin, those hoes, trust me girls will always wanna see what you packing.

my girl said that at work where she's a cashier, elderly men would come by to pay for som'n and have their tent raised and they'd be completely oblivious to it.

oh my god the stories she'd tell me of elderly men buying KY Jelly along with their wives and talk to her about how they like to do it in the ass.

thomas
Posts: 2917
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:46 pm
Location: Liverpool

Post by thomas » Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:25 pm

Is it incredibly rude for me to just straight up not believe you?

ashley
Permanent Vacation
Posts: 9591
Joined: Tue May 08, 2007 1:00 pm
Location: CHAT ▄▄█▀▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀ GET BANGED
Contact:

Post by ashley » Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:38 pm

Such a coincidence that this was the topic on South Park on MTV yesterday night ;)

User avatar
sines
Posts: 3726
Joined: Sat May 19, 2007 5:41 pm
Location: Houston
Contact:

Post by sines » Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:44 pm

On here.

relaks
Posts: 3043
Joined: Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:20 pm
Location: Dante's Italy.

Post by relaks » Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:46 pm

:baby: IN FRONT OF you. :baby:
responsible adult

Image

misk
Posts: 5525
Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:40 am
Location: East Coast Soon!
Contact:

Post by misk » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:01 pm

in shonky's mouth. 8)

7 below
Posts: 628
Joined: Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:10 pm
Location: Battersea London
Contact:

Post by 7 below » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:18 pm

Misk wrote:in shonky's mouth. 8)
Bet that cost you a bit.. highest rent in Brighton town (so I hear) :o

User avatar
product
Posts: 906
Joined: Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:13 am
Location: South Texas, muthafucka

Post by product » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:36 pm

what about the most embarassing places you didn't have an erection? :?

User avatar
hera
Posts: 3449
Joined: Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:59 am
Location: Los Anjealous
Contact:

Post by hera » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:37 pm

sizzla wrote:embarrassed? why hide it? girls will always look and get turned on no matter what they say.
false. it makes me put my guard up like ho lee shit this motherfucker is live right now. if women were naturally turned on by looking your cock there would be alot more male stripbar establishments.

the last time i was in a proper trendy hollywood hip hop club (2 or 3 years ago) i had some guys rub their shit on me like fucking savages so i dont go anymore. maybe it would turn me on if they was my man, unless i was asleep.

nahdamean?

User avatar
south3rn
Posts: 1809
Joined: Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:22 am
Location: houston

Post by south3rn » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:38 pm

hera wrote:
sizzla wrote:embarrassed? why hide it? girls will always look and get turned on no matter what they say.
false. it makes me put my guard up like ho lee shit this motherfucker is live right now. if women were naturally turned on by looking your cock there would be alot more male stripbar establishments.

the last time i was in a proper trendy hollywood hip hop club (2 or 3 years ago) i had some guys rub their shit on me like fucking savages so i dont go anymore. maybe it would turn me on if they was my man, unless i was asleep.

nahdamean?
guess i'll have to change my game for when/if we meet then... :x

User avatar
hera
Posts: 3449
Joined: Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:59 am
Location: Los Anjealous
Contact:

Post by hera » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:40 pm

did i leave out my "men from the souf" exception?

User avatar
little boh peep
Posts: 1651
Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:55 am
Contact:

Post by little boh peep » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:44 pm

hera wrote:false. it makes me put my guard up like ho lee shit this motherfucker is live right now. if women were naturally turned on by looking your cock there would be alot more male stripbar establishments.

maybe it would turn me on if they was my man, unless i was asleep.

nahdamean?
Last edited by little boh peep on Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:13 pm, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
south3rn
Posts: 1809
Joined: Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:22 am
Location: houston

Post by south3rn » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:44 pm

everything's bigger in texas you know




















including egos.

Locked

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests