Closest you've come to being nicked?

[Killamike49]

I got pulled over while my friend was driving, and he immediately asked us to step out of the car. He told my friend he pulled him over for not signaling while changing lanes. We all have a short chat and the officer says he has to run our names, and that i should go sit in the car while my friend stays outside. At this point my friend says that they told him they were going to arrest me. The officer comes over and cuffs me and such, tells me some detective wants to talk to me.
I get to the police station and the detective informs me that he has a search warrant for my house, and he knows that i'm an ecstasy dealer. I should just tell him where the k-pack is and we'll be sqaure. I fucking lol'd and was like, "Dude, you have defiantly got the wrong guy".
He comes back with the possession form and looks at me all pissed off and such.
1 water pipe.
1 metal pipe.
1 Grinder
1 Digital scale.
Fucking knobs. Apparently my next door neighbor called the cops cause their apartment reeked because of my and my parents' smoking. It's a really good thing i did all that ecstasy and smoked all that hash before they searched my house. Haha.

[jaydot]

I didn't come close, I WAS nicked.

[Today]

[kidshuffle]

I've never been close to being arrested. I see the cops before they see me

[kidshuffle]

I guess if I had to choose a situation though, it would be when I was 16, living in a small town, and the cops found me drinking so they chased me for 5 minutes.

[Today]

hahaha used to do that every weekend
we'd be crawling on the ground like a fucking Navy SEAL dragging a six pack around in the dirt
all because we saw a public safety guard (basically a 60+ y/o non-cop who has a siren on their Neon and nothing better to do )

[TooMuch]

2 times really. Equally as close but got away with both.

One for weed. Got boxed in, in a car park and they searched us and the car but were pretty safe about it. Found a Nerf Ball in my boot and started to throw it to each other. When about to search my mate he put both of his hands on the car and spread himself like something off Americas Most Wanted and the copper started taking the piss out of him for it. Only had a zoot left and he just tipped it into the wind. Didn't really see why they let us drive off afterwards tho...


Second was for suspected drink driving. Was at a house party and was drinking for a bit. We were necking shots of ouzo but after we finished them the party went a bit shit. Stopped drinking for like 2-3 hours. In that time my mate absolutely bladdered tried kicking off with everyone and kicked my wing mirror off thinking he was a badman. Full on flipped and cracked him a few times. After that i left with a couple of my mates who were drinking.

Got pulled for suspicion (3 lads at 3am in a car on a saturday night). One of em was happy to believe i hadnt been drinking and let me get on my way. The other was an arsehole tho and was certain i had cause he could smell it (probably my 2 pissed mates in the back). Guy went back on his word and had to do a roadside test. My arse well and truly went. Blew 0 though... was very surprised with that. Told him i hadn't been drinking at all as well so thought i would of been a bit fucked.

[GuerrillaWarfare]

Me and some mates were filming a music video for my friends coursework in this abandonded shop once, we had pretty loud music so we had to leg it out of there with all our equipment aha , I dunno whether we would have got arrested but we would have got in some trouble ahah

[Raggles]

Other than cops showing up at house parties...

A friend of mine and I were driving through this cop infested town on our way to a house party.
We had lots of beer and weed on us.
He started looking at his phone and ran the car next to us off the road.
There was a cop behind us.
We didn't get pulled.
/story

Now if we were including house parties...
I was at my van filling up my glass mug with my mini keg.
I go back around the house to where the party was and everybody is gone.
I look to my right and there is a cop standing next to me.
I ran in the woods and he didn't chase me.
/story

[Kid_Robotik]

had a few graff n smoke charges just from being careless. also they tried to throw an assault charge at me n my brother for fighting in a club. some big drunken dickhead tried to steal my hat, my brother pushed him, then a bouncer leaped on my brother n started laying into him (finishing off by kicking him square in the face with steel toes on). bouncer then claimed we had attacked him, at least as he was beating on my brother i got to bounce all over that tnuc that tried to nick my hat.

also when i was in lanzarote, police pulled me over for blazing, i was absolutely steaming drunk n kept saying how i could only speak english and i didnt know it was illegal, they gave up after 5 minutes n left the spliff and hash on the wall next to me haha.

[gnome]

Ain't seen a post from Lyons in here...oh wait.

[pdomino]

Not about bragging but loads of times, weekly at one point, mate ended up in jail the fool, Im 31 now
Also got rushed by C.I.D once on the pavement in their Vectra, was like a scene out of The Bill, found nothing though and came up with some bullshit car theft stories.

[angrybobo]

Got chased down a lane for loitering but luckily I managed to beat the cop unconscious and fled the area. I think some black guy got charged with it.

[Today]

cool fictional story, bro

[James Kofi]

nearly got arrested for public indecency after I waved my willy at children near the Diana memorial fountain.

[mIrReN]

are there so many sniffer dogs (for weed) in the UK? Reading this it seems like hell on earth over there

[scattybeanhead]

when i was absolutely hammered i went outside a club and laid down on the roof of a car. i sorta drifted off a bit, then the old bill came along and startled me so i stood up, they then started shouting at me telling me to get down so i started jumping and dancing n shit, then i fell off into the road and they shouted at me some more. they asked me if it was my car and i said yes (although it wasn't), then the guy whose car it was came over and started having a go at me, the police said if there was any dent in the car then i'd be nicked for being drunk n disorderly and criminal damage. there was no dent

[syrup]

I was once 'arrested' for underage drinking.
Blew fucking 0,13 mg/l...


Other than that, nothing. I'm such an angel

Only once, i was with my mate. We were chilling out basically BBQ and shit. He blazed a bit.. I did too. Then, we left and he drove me off to see a girl i fancied (current gf). We had Distinction - Afterlife blasting... And ifvyou know that tune you know there's this bit..4 bars? of silence before the drop

Funny part is, he does this roundabout in full speed, no indicators or nothing and just as we leave the roundabout there's two police cars, one on either side of the road.
The cops were standing out, prolly random vehicle check
My mate starts going on like: 'Fuck i'm fucked now, fuck fuck!' i told him to calm down... So we drove past them... Nothing, silence. Then a second or two after the Afterlife kicks in... Just, perfect timing gunfinger outta window biz.

Shit story, but yeah that's it

[capo ultra]

'one time I was smoking a spliff.....'


*yawn*

[antipode]

I was once 'arrested' for underage drinking.

What? You got actually arrested for that? And they made you do a breathalyzer??

All they do here is make you pour out your grog and then tell you to piss off.