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[magma]

Making a 'Valentines' tune (inb4 bad idea) for missus, but it sounds kinda too dark for a lovesong

Past experience says this is ALWAYS a good idea.

[magma]

A reference that only Bristol-ish heads will probably get, but Hatman is fast becoming the Big Jeff of the Dubstep scene.

[ehbes]

i have no qualms with playing an incessant amount adele when i have the house to myself.

[Neptune]

Wow, there are some annoying people on my news feed. Valentine's day has exacerbated this.

[antipode]

Making a 'Valentines' tune (inb4 bad idea) for missus, but it sounds kinda too dark for a lovesong

Haha I when I would try and make tunes for girls they would always just come out strange

[wolf89]

"Once a wolfman had ensnared a woman with his whip or thong, he would lead her away to be his wife or lover for as long as the "romance" lasted. Perhaps, as some scholars theorize, this yearly rite of lashing at women and lassoing them with leather thongs became a more acceptable substitute for the bloodlust of the Luperci's latent werewolfism that in days past had seen them tearing the flesh of innocent victims with their teeth."

from an article on valentine's day apparently.

hmmm....

[antipode]

I got a job with the mob, makin g’s
Doin some pickups, deliveries and transportin keys
Yeah they got me like a flunkie
I’m ridin around with ten kilos inside my trunk g
And I’m holdin the suitcase
With a half a million dollars right in my motherfuckin face
And I’m tryin to ignore it
But sometimes I get tempted to make a motherfuckin run for it
The thought alone makes me shiver, damn
What if I get caught? they’ll find me floatin in the hudson river
But if I escape, I’ll be in shape for my life
But they might, get my kid and my wife
See I’m supposed to make a stop
To an uptown spot, run up the block and make another drop
But I got somethin else in mind
Cause I’m sick of puttin my motherfuckin ass on the line
I got the money and the hit
Went through the brook nonstop cause I ain’t droppin off shit
Then I thought of a plan
So I droves to my house and got my girl and my little man
C’mon bitch, pack the shit, get ready
God damn why your face all sweaty?
Just hurry up and get the shit
I’m a dead man bitch, understand, we gotta split
I switched the locks on the door
Started packin like I was goin on a motherfuckin world tour
Grabbed my bags and my gun
C’mon we gotta go... I’m on the motherfuckin run

Now I’m drivin and I’m lookin at my passport
I’m outta here soon as my ass hit the airport
I loaded up the automatic
I don’t believe this shit, I’m stuck in motherfuckin traffic
I’m gettin nervous as a fuck see
A lincoln continental pullin right up beside me
Puts down my bitch and then I bent low
*gunfire, breaking glass* bullets are flying through my window
The enemy is on attack
Drew the nine and cocked the hammer and I fired at the bitches back
I gotta take my respect
My bullets hittin italian motherfuckers in the neck
Looked at my bitch a bullet struck her
Put in another clip, cause I ain’t givin up a motherfucker
****** runnin up in trenches
Sprayin at my car, only missin me by fuckin inches
Stepped on the gas pedal, how bad my bitch is harmed?
Shit they only hit her in the fuckin arm
Now I’m drivin off sidewalks, makin sharp turns
My son is catchin motherfuckin heartburns
I got the car shakin wildly
I made a turn, and then I dipped my shit into a dark alley
They drove right past, now all this chasin shit is done
I’m on the motherfuckin run

The next thing I know, it was daylight
And I been sleepin in this motherfucker all night
I started pullin on my hoe
C’mon man what? wake up bitch, we gotta go!
Pulled out the alley, then I dipped
Looked down and picked up the nine and put more rounds in the clip
You know I’m headin south no doubt
And I don’t give a fuck where, as long it’s a hideout
Finally we crossed the border, I pulled into a station
To fill up the tank, and get a drink of water
Pullin over to park my ride
That’s when I noticed this limousine comin up on my left side
Then the sucker started rammin me
Then I looked, it was the luciano family
Looked at my bitch she started cryin, my finger on the trigger
I pulled it -- bullets started flyin
Now I’m hittin all them bastards
I’m droppin em fast, splashin blood out ****** asses
Then I’m finally done and
I took em all out, but I caught one in the stomach
Now I’m lookin for survivors
So I ran up on the side of the car, and hit the driver
And then I laid low
The only motherfucker left was don luciano
So I snuck up the sucker
Put my gun to his head, whassup now motherfucker?
He said, wait, I want to talk
*five gunshots* I put his brains on the sidewalk
Another life I had to waste
He fell on his back, and then I spit right in his guinea face
He saw the barrel of the devil’s gun
Now I’m no longer on the motherfuckin run

[kidshuffle]

http://www.news8000.com/news/Decomposed ... urce=lacrx

TOMAH, Wis. -- An investigation is underway into the discovery of a badly decomposed body at a Tomah motel.
The body of 51-year-old Kurt Lieburn was found February 3 at the Park Motel.
Tomah Police Chief Wes Revels tells News 8 Lieburn's body was found in a room, and the death appears to be from natural causes.
Revels says motel staff was going to do repairs in the room that had not been occupied for a while when they found Lieburn's body.
Family reported Lieburn missing in March 2011.
Sources tell News 8 the body was so badly decomposed investigators could not initially tell if it was a man, or a woman.
Torkelson Funeral Homes in Tomah handled services for the Lieburn family.

This has to be some Hostel/Saw shit, right? I mean, it took almost a year for these people to notice he had died in their hotel?

[Shum]

blugh

[antipode]

Got woken up by a sustained carhorn which sounded like it was coming from next to my house. It would go off for long 15 second bursts and then some short ones, then long ones again - definately sounded like someone was actually pushing it, not a malfunction.

I put on some pants and walked to the end of my driveway and it was some middle aged women in a car outside a house a few down from me doing it. I stood out on the footpath and gave her the hairy eyeball and she stopped and drove off.

how dare she wake me up at 3pm.

[ehbes]

Epoch i always thought your location was a dig at christianity until today when i saw NZ on a map

[antipode]

Epoch i always thought your location was a dig at christianity until today when i saw NZ on a map

How stereotypical american of you

[ehbes]

Epoch i always thought your location was a dig at christianity until today when i saw NZ on a map

How stereotypical american of you

Nah dude stereotypical american doesn't know where New Zealand is (or the fact that its not part of Australia)

[antipode]

Epoch i always thought your location was a dig at christianity until today when i saw NZ on a map

How stereotypical american of you

Nah dude stereotypical american doesn't know where New Zealand is (or the fact that its not part of Australia)

Haha touche.

[ehbes]

'MERICA!! FCUK YEAH!

[antipode]

'MERICA!! FCUK YEAH!

nah I love you guys. and your big gulps

[wobbles]

[pandabear]

I thought the board was fudging up. I couldn't press enter on any buttons. I was in the middle of reporting a thread and I thought my report hammer was banned cos I keep using it. Oops! Glad it was back when I cleared cache/Safari reset, etc. But I had to enter all passwords again. First world problems, I tell yah.

[antipode]

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah

[kidshuffle]

Me and my friends quote this scene all the time, lol