right, if you could be a sea creature what would it be?

[SunkLo]

this thread just reminded me of my phobia of the sea in general. always been terrified of sea creatures/ underwater in general, especially sharks

surf with em all the time,
just try to keep novice sharkbait between us
& like me mate Magma, I'm changing what's left of my mind:
I wanna be a plankton,
there being so many trillions of us
that I'm bound to survive & find a gorgeous planktonette.
(hubba hubba, I'm in for the krill)

Or you'll end up stuck in a whale's teeth.

[syrup]

Whales don't have teeth do they?
(apart from the killer ones)

[JTMMusicuk]

Whales don't have teeth do they?
(apart from the killer ones)

beluga ones do aswel..says google

[cityzen]

Whales don't have teeth do they?
(apart from the killer ones)

Orcas are dolphins (largest of the dolphin family), but all dolphins are whales.
Jus sayin

[AxeD]

i wourd bea de cutttafiiiesh

[bright maroon]

This is really haqrd to answer because there are so many nice things...

But at this instant I would say...

BLACK GHOST KNIFE FISH

[magma]

But it haz sea in itz namez!

The correct term is simply 'gull', sooo......

My Dad finds it physically impossible to let a mention of "seagulls" go past without informing whomever said it that there's no such thing as a seagull, so to keep up with family tradition...

The big aggressive fuckers are usually Herring Gulls:



And the smaller, slightly prettier and almost as aggressive bastards are normally Black-Headed Gulls:

[gnome]

But it haz sea in itz namez!

The correct term is simply 'gull', sooo......

My Dad finds it physically impossible to let a mention of "seagulls" go past without informing whomever said it that there's no such thing as a seagull, so to keep up with family tradition...

The big aggressive fuckers are usually Herring Gulls:



And the smaller, slightly prettier and almost as aggressive bastards are normally Black-Headed Gulls:

there must bemore than two types of gull surely?

[magma]

But it haz sea in itz namez!

The correct term is simply 'gull', sooo......

My Dad finds it physically impossible to let a mention of "seagulls" go past without informing whomever said it that there's no such thing as a seagull, so to keep up with family tradition...

The big aggressive fuckers are usually Herring Gulls:



And the smaller, slightly prettier and almost as aggressive bastards are normally Black-Headed Gulls:

there must bemore than two types of gull surely?

There are loads, but those are the two that are normally referred to as "Seagulls".

[esfandyar]

i wourd bea de cutttafiiiesh

cuddlefish?

[SunkLo]

Whales don't have teeth do they?
(apart from the killer ones)

Not exactly teeth, but baleen. Big hairy comb shaped teeth kinda deal.

[kay]

Changing my vote to Octopus. Their brain extends a little into each tentacle making them not just prehensile, but semi-autonomous. Fucking AYE.

They can also undo bottle tops including child-proof pill bottles, break into locked ship holds, steal lobsters from fishermen's pots and, if they were given a typewriter, write the Ascent of Man in a 1/4 of the time it took Darwin (probably).

Glad you decided to join the octopus club!

[BNanni]

Just because they look awesome, and can make themselves undetectable to predators

[pikeymobile]

you've not lived til you've had your chips and/or ice cream cone stolen by a prick of a gull

[BNanni]

you've not lived til you've had your chips and/or ice cream cone stolen by a prick of a gull

I'm pretty much traumatized after my run in with a Skeggy gull, last January. It was horrible

[nousd]

But it haz sea in itz namez!

The correct term is simply 'gull', sooo......

My Dad finds it physically impossible to let a mention of "seagulls" go past without informing whomever said it that there's no such thing as a seagull, so to keep up with family tradition...

The big aggressive fuckers are usually Herring Gulls:



And the smaller, slightly prettier and almost as aggressive bastards are normally Black-Headed Gulls:

there must bemore than two types of gull surely?

There are loads, but those are the two that are normally referred to as "Seagulls".

everybody here says seagulls
although there are just as many of them way inland
hanging at rubbish tips/dumps

[badger]

[gnome]

Truth is seagulls don't live at sea. They really live on the bay. They should be called

BAYGULLS

[MrAural]

Octopus(sy)

[bright maroon]

Yeah - Octopus...They don't really have 8 of those...

Should be called Octopeds...