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Post by sines » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:40 pm

Oh also while I was getting a physical. Dr was a women.
she just smiled. :oops:

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Post by dj slums » Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:27 pm

sapphic_beats wrote:ha! the perks of being female. no worries on that count.
dont you get involuntary moistness or a rather angry pointy bean?

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Post by thoughtbombing » Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:40 pm

sapphic_beats wrote:HA! big up the hera for callin' out the BS. ;) if that's what you guys really think, it's a wonder you ever get laid at all...
for some people, a pulse isn't required :o

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Post by thoughtbombing » Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:40 pm

dj slums wrote:
sapphic_beats wrote:ha! the perks of being female. no worries on that count.
dont you get involuntary moistness or a rather angry pointy bean?
:lol: :evil:

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Post by hera » Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:05 pm

dj slums wrote:
sapphic_beats wrote:ha! the perks of being female. no worries on that count.
dont you get involuntary moistness or a rather angry pointy bean?
thats just a subtle discomfort compared to an erection (if youre envisioning opened floodgates, youre a tit bit off.)

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Post by sizzla » Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:14 pm

yall females prolly think i walk around with a boner, you got me all wrong, truss me i also like girls with more than dick on their mind.

i thought yall british peeps would be nastier since yall have a longer history of pagan debauchery and nude beaches,

i guess it's our closer proximity to S. Padre Island and Spring Break that really comes thrice round here since the Northerners celebrate it here first then the locals then the Mexicans.

truss me it's no bull, the females round here are straight up hoes

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Post by harlesden » Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:49 pm

wow

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Post by hatsudai » Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:16 am

sizzla wrote:
british nude beaches,

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by sizzla » Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:05 am

well european at least, i don't know, i thought yall brits were all skanks at the beach, hee hee, british girls gone wild

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Post by nospin » Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:17 am

family functions!

esp. family functions where a tucked-in shirt is required

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Post by thoughtbombing » Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:19 am

hera wrote:dont you get involuntary moistness or a rather angry pointy bean?
thats just a subtle discomfort compared to an erection (if youre envisioning opened floodgates, youre a tit bit off.)[/quote]

come out to the East Coast and we'll work on those flood gates.

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Post by misk » Sun Jun 24, 2007 5:12 pm

keep talking sizzla, your so entertaining! :lol:

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Post by bagelator » Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:32 pm

poax wrote:ive been known to go to a "rockin joint" get a couple of heinekins in me , and drop a couple of roofies like its nothing , i have no idea how i ended up in the corner doing an impression of Babar.

"ro-hippidy-hop-you-aint-got-to-stop-nol"
you what trig?

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Post by Jennifer » Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:34 am

sizzla wrote:
truss me it's no bull, the females round here are straight up hoes

and where are you exactly?

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Post by theverdict » Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:43 am

Sizzla's from the dirty.

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Post by Jennifer » Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:48 am

theVerdict wrote:Sizzla's from the dirty.
but where.. houston??

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Post by theverdict » Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:56 am

Im guessin south Texas.
Could be anywhere.

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Post by hera » Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:35 am

:o

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Post by parson » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:05 am

where i grew up in south texas, showing wimmenz the boner only got me restraining orders

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Post by Jennifer » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:15 am

Parson wrote:where i grew up in south texas, showing wimmenz the boner only got me restraining orders
right? that's why I'm askin... I don't know what kind of texas girls he's been meetin.

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