TOP 3 SHITTEST TV PERSONALITIES

[menacetosobriety]

Well I must be real dumb. I'm not keen on skinny girls with boyish frames

Fearne Cotton ain't got no form whatsoever

[menacetosobriety]

Peaches Geldof

[dubstepper]

all about taste!! above user has none or is gay. (menacetosobriety)
Sorry but i would smash the shit out of fearne cotton. Bet she is mental in bed

[gwa]

i full heartedly agree with the above statement

[gwa]

[Forum]

I wouldnt kick her out of bed but that doesnt change the fact she looks like the skeleton in nightmare before christmas

[sirjonnyp]

Can't believe no-one's mentioned


She can single-handedly ruin whatever shows she appears on for me.

Other nominees include Chris Moyles, James Cornden, Noel Fielding and any ITV football commentator.

[Dead Rats]

Can't believe no-one's mentioned


She can single-handedly ruin whatever shows she appears on for me.

Other nominees include Chris Moyles, James Cornden, Noel Fielding and any ITV football commentator.

Jo brand can be a funny lady sometimes!

[Kirei]

F***, I'd forgotten Keith Lemon. Mainly because I thankfully manage to miss that show every single time. That is the crappest character ever. Maybe Bo Selecta just wasn't ever even funny, I just thought it was because I was young. Because that guy is a fucking retard.

The first series was decent, after that it went very rapidly downhill.

[JBoy]

That keith lemon has got way too big, hes presenting loads of different things now. Have people forgot that hes a made up character or something. Celebrity juice attracts morons like flies to shit.

[MrAural]

That keith lemon has got way too big, hes presenting loads of different things now. Have people forgot that hes a made up character or something. Celebrity juice attracts morons like flies to shit.

My mum seems to this that he's gay in real life.

[scattybeanhead]

i always used to think that cotton was a bit weird looking but recently she has definitely got a shitload better!

and i thought it just went without saying that adrian chiles & andy townsend are simply untouchable when it comes to being utter knobends

[volcanogeorge]

1. Davina McCall - Every time she pops up on the TV I have a strong urge to pull my own head off.
2. Davina McCall
3. Nigel Slater

no, davina mccall is quite the milf.

keith lemon
everyone from the only way is essex/made in chelsea whatever
stacey solomon

basically everyone that is on itv2

I'd give Stacey Solomon one.....

Just to shut her the fuck up.

Aren't you 12 or something?

[smuttley]

2. Greg from Masterchef.

naaaaaa gregs a don

1.John Bunnell (Wildest police vids thing....)

"this perp thought he could outwit the LAPD,but nothing could prepare him for what was about to happen......hes now facing 50 years hard time"

2.Lee Nelson (Cunting tnuc..character or not)


3.Dara O'Briain (Hate is strong but hes undeniably shit)

[MrAural]

1. Davina McCall - Every time she pops up on the TV I have a strong urge to pull my own head off.
2. Davina McCall
3. Nigel Slater

no, davina mccall is quite the milf.

keith lemon
everyone from the only way is essex/made in chelsea whatever
stacey solomon

basically everyone that is on itv2

I'd give Stacey Solomon one.....

Just to shut her the fuck up.

Aren't you 12 or something?

Fuck no. I'm 16.

EDIT:

Fuck no, I'm 15.

[meanmrcustard]

1. Ferne Cotton
2. Greg from Masterchef
3. Any newsreader that does anything other than read the news.

fern cotton is unbelievably fit these days. you are dumb

That's the thing, deep down I know she's probably really hot. But she is such a complete and utter moron that I find her absolutely disgusting.


She's definitely my number 1 vote.


Allow whoever said Nigel Slater, my porridge making has reached new heights of amazing since his TV show last year. He can stay.

[MrAural]

2. Greg from Masterchef.

naaaaaa gregs a don

1.John Bunnell (Wildest police vids thing....)

"this perp thought he could outwit the LAPD,but nothing could prepare him for what was about to happen......hes now facing 50 years hard time"

2.Lee Nelson (Cunting tnuc..character or not)


3.Dara O'Briain (Hate is strong but hes undeniably shit)

I'll agree with Dara O'Briain, he's just not funny when he's surrounded by Russel Howard and such on Mock The Week, he looks like a twat.

But Lee Nelson's show isn't funny I'd admit, except for the parts where the "Doctor Bob" segment is shown, I love that.

[sebjx]

1. Sue Perkins - desperately trying to be funny and talk non-stop to hide her own self-consciousness
2. Miranda Hart - as funny as a haemorrhoid
3. Greg (stuff a whole pie in my mouth and shout about how "WAHNDERFUL" it is) Wallace

nigel slater and jo brand are alright though

[therapist]

Greg Wallace = klunt
Lee Nelson = klunt

John Bunnell = class
Dara O'Brien = class

That's just how it is. Mock the week is fucking terrible though.

[noam]

Russell Brand confuses me. He's clearly a VERY funny/clever and pretty righteous bloke, but he's obsessed with sounding clever rather than actually being clever. He could be tearing lowest-common-denominator pop culture to shreds given his intelligence, image and ability to use language, but he's too busy doing panel shows, writing his Booky Wooks and marrying lowest-common-denominator popstars.

Tbh, his appearance on Newsnight last year changed my opinion of him a lot... he's really pretty switched the fuck on. I just wish he still spent his time baiting members of the BNP.. that was awesome.

You've probably seen it, but:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/n ... 053238.stm

That's the one I meant. I thought he came across really well... Paxman actually looked quite surprised at times!

he has a lot of good to say

he has a need to say things too

i semi enjoyed that interview

i think he came across well, even Paxman couldn't keep him quiet tho