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Post by AxeD » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:43 pm

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Post by volcanogeorge » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:00 am

kingldub wrote:Clarkson is a massive, massive, twat.
A million times this. Tory boy arsehole.
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Post by meanmrcustard » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:07 am

Actually, yes. Clarkson gets my vote too. He's much worse than Fearne Cotton

In fact, all 3 of those top gear shitbags can just go and fuck themselves. Worst show ever. It baffles me how popular top gear is considering presented by 3 of the most odious people that have ever lived.

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Post by idontreallygiveashit » Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:35 pm

Got a new list.

1. 98% of all so-called "comedians".
2. Especially that curly haired Chris tnuc from the direct line adverts. What the fuck is the appeal, he must be the shittiest fucking human ever. I would have really liked to have watch The Thick of It but couldn't when i learned that human-cancer was on it. About as funny as an Oxfam ad.
3. Post-Channel 4 Charlie Brooker. What have you become?

EDIT: Yeah, Stewart Lee was the 2% of all comedians i was talking about. I went to his and Richard Hammonds school, the one he talks about in the above show lol

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Post by rexob » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:02 pm

1) John Bishop - Didn't even know who he was until he ruined a perfectly good chat show thingy after Stargazing Live about a month ago with his moronic drivel.

2) Paddy Mcguinness - Nuff said.

3) Jeremy Kyle - It amazes me that people watch this immoral shit. Never mind whether it's entertaining or not (which it isn't, by the way), it's just a ludicrous TV show. But the people that watch it are the same people that are on the show, mostly. Them and the audience members who all seem to be middle class Uni students (probably studying Social Studies or Media, 99% of them will do NOTHING with their lives), they're the worst of them all.


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Post by hutyluty » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:21 pm

rexob wrote: But the people that watch it are the same people that are on the show, mostly. Them and the audience members who all seem to be middle class Uni students (probably studying Social Studies or Media, 99% of them will do NOTHING with their lives), they're the worst of them all.


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Post by Duffman » Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:00 pm

idontreallygiveashit wrote: 2. Greg from Masterchef
All about Greg and John tbh

Anyway...

Andy Townsend
Gadget Show Presenters. Fuck the lot of them, excpet Otis, cause he was a don on short change.
Lenny Henry (least funniest bastard on telly).
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Post by frizzwah » Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:48 pm

Dead Rats wrote:3) Miranda Hart
100% this!
complete dickhead.
anti-funny & she resembles this guy:
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Post by Forum » Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:52 pm

frizzwah wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:3) Miranda Hart
100% this!
complete dickhead.
anti-funny & she resembles this guy:
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Bit unfair. I dont find her funny but she's about as unoffensive a person as you'll find. Cant belive no one else is mentioning Edmonds
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Duffman wrote:

Gadget Show Presenters. Fuck the lot of them, excpet Otis, cause he was a don on short change.
I'd ride Suzi Perry till the sun come up. The blonde aint bad either
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Post by frizzwah » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:17 pm

idontreallygiveashit wrote:2. Especially that curly haired Chris tnuc from the direct line adverts. What the fuck is the appeal, he must be the shittiest fucking human ever. I would have really liked to have watch The Thick of It but couldn't when i learned that human-cancer was on it. About as funny as an Oxfam ad.
was fortunate enough to have watched the thick of it before this shite graced the ad breaks so it doesn't faze me, i agree though.

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Post by Dead Rats » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:20 pm

frizzwah wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:2. Especially that curly haired Chris tnuc from the direct line adverts. What the fuck is the appeal, he must be the shittiest fucking human ever. I would have really liked to have watch The Thick of It but couldn't when i learned that human-cancer was on it. About as funny as an Oxfam ad.
was fortunate enough to have watched the thick of it before this shite graced the ad breaks so it doesn't faze me, i agree though.
Yeah, fuck, I've been banging on about The Thick of It on here for a while now, Chris Langham's a convicted peado, but he's still fucking brilliant in this show.
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Post by frizzwah » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:25 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
frizzwah wrote:
idontreallygiveashit wrote:2. Especially that curly haired Chris tnuc from the direct line adverts. What the fuck is the appeal, he must be the shittiest fucking human ever. I would have really liked to have watch The Thick of It but couldn't when i learned that human-cancer was on it. About as funny as an Oxfam ad.
was fortunate enough to have watched the thick of it before this shite graced the ad breaks so it doesn't faze me, i agree though.
Yeah, fuck, I've been banging on about The Thick of It on here for a while now, Chris Langham's a convicted peado, but he's still fucking brilliant in this show.
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pretty sure he has some lines referencing to being a paedo in the show too, slightly awkward...

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Post by frizzwah » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:42 pm

this tosser:
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Post by AxeD » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:42 pm

rexob wrote:1) John Bishop
I don't understand what he's saying 90% of the time but I still laugh my ass off.
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Post by ascent » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:08 pm

that bloke who presents the one show

and the guy who does the food bits

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Post by MasterA » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:35 am

3.Image
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Post by skimpi » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:44 am

frizzwah wrote:this tosser:
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YES, bald bastard!
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Post by idontreallygiveashit » Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:50 pm

Yes! Nick Knowles can suck a dick. That "Perfection" quiz show he does is the most boring shit ever.

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Post by wilson » Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:08 pm

This thread is effectively the two minutes of hate that 1984 depicted. Mind blown.

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