EMBARRASING HAPPANINGS THREAD

razer-wire · Post by **razer-wire** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:57 am

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skavoovie_blind9 · Post by **skavoovie_blind9** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:01 pm

A few weeks ago my mate rang me and said he was neer my gaff, while I was at the shop round the corner.

I was walkin back from the shop up my road and a car exactly the same as his was comin up towards me and slowd down and beeped.

I ran up to the car, opend the back door, got in and these 2 blokes are sat in the front shouting "what the fuck are you doin in my car!".

I bailed, proppa thought I was gonna get my teeth smashed in.

misk · Post by **misk** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:10 pm

nice 1 skavoovie!

tronman · Post by **tronman** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:46 pm

i stopped the wrong deck playing a tune coming into the mix on someone else's radio show the other week.

skavoovie_blind9 · Post by **skavoovie_blind9** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:59 pm

tronman wrote:i stopped the wrong deck playing a tune coming into the mix .

Ha thats a proppa old classic. I've done it a couple of times while playing out befor

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:24 pm

had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction at work once and split my trousers down the middle....

usually wouldn't be that embarassing, but on this particular day I had decided to go commando

I did the "funny walk" out to my car and drove home to change.

I don't think anyone saw Mr. Winky, but it was embarrasing none the less.

misk · Post by **misk** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:12 pm

all those are great! I remember one time i was playing out at this pretty swanky restaurant/bar called the octopus lounge downtown. I was playing this art/fashion show and the woman running it really wanted me to drop "fashion" by david bowie when the models started down the catwalk.

so im playing this chill "intelligent" jungle warm up set and theres about 200+ people all dining and generally looking better than yours truly (buy music, not clothes, right?

).

all of a sudden the lights turn on, the MC starts telling people about the models and to get ready and all of that, and everyone is generally really excited!

so i drop fashion, and im rocking out, and so stoked on my set, its all smooth and i generally think im rico suave..

all of the sudden people near me are going "turn it up!" "what happened to the sound?!" and the woman running the show runs over to me... everyones looking at the DJ...

apparently i bumped the switches on the amp. the only music playing was through my monitors...

playing for free drinks isnt all its cracked up to be sometimes...

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:55 pm

skavoovie_blind9 wrote:A few weeks ago my mate rang me and said he was neer my gaff, while I was at the shop round the corner.

I was walkin back from the shop up my road and a car exactly the same as his was comin up towards me and slowd down and beeped.

I ran up to the car, opend the back door, got in and these 2 blokes are sat in the front shouting "what the fuck are you doin in my car!".

I bailed, proppa thought I was gonna get my teeth smashed in.

I did much the same thing, 'cept with a dial-a-dealer. Thought it was him in the car, hopped in to pick up my green...It was when I heard the opera music and saw a couple that must have been in their seventies sat up front that I knew it was the wrong car...

skavoovie_blind9 · Post by **skavoovie_blind9** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:29 pm

Yeah when I was about 17 I went out to a proppa "meat market" type club. Pulled this girl, I was gettin off with her and she put her hands down my pants and got my knob out standin right infront of me so no-one could see.
Next minute her mate comes up to her, whispers somethin in her ear and she says to me she'll be back in a minute.
She walks off leavin me stood there with a lob-on, on full show for everyone to see!

I never saw her again.

She was a minger anyway.

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