things that have made you happy today

[murky21]

going skiing tomorrow, so excited its unreal

[MrAural]

my younger brother was 18 a couple of days ago so we're going out to get extremely wasted. havent seen him for a while so it should be good

just don`t kill him

I reckon it's gonna be dramatic.

And then the younger brother's gonna make him sleep with fishes.

What do you call sex with fish anyway?

Aquaphilia?

[MrAural]

The lord Jesus Rice for he is my saviour.

[Electric_Head]

my younger brother was 18 a couple of days ago so we're going out to get extremely wasted. havent seen him for a while so it should be good

just don`t kill him

I reckon it's gonna be dramatic.

And then the younger brother's gonna make him sleep with fishes.

What do you call sex with fish anyway?

Aquaphilia?

drowning?

[MrAural]

my younger brother was 18 a couple of days ago so we're going out to get extremely wasted. havent seen him for a while so it should be good

just don`t kill him

I reckon it's gonna be dramatic.

And then the younger brother's gonna make him sleep with fishes.

What do you call sex with fish anyway?

Aquaphilia?

drowning?

[kay]

going skiing tomorrow, so excited its unreal

Sad I'm not skiing this year though.

[BNanni]

going skiing tomorrow, so excited its unreal

Have a great time

[Electric_Head]

I don`t have a broken rib, yay

[Johnlenham]

Boss is off, no one around so sitting on DSF eating a free maple pecan pastry and doing fuck all, Bangface tonight and super fancy wedding reception with free food with an excuse to bust out my suit on saturday

[wub]

Boss is off, no one around so sitting on DSF eating a free maple pecan pastry and doing fuck all

Nice.

[say_whut]

aaaaahhhh http://www.surus.co.uk/pearson-sound/un ... 16562.aspx

happy about this. untitled is huge.

already hit 31 plays

pearsons tunes are too addictive

[Forum]

maple pecan pastry

[Neptune]

[Johnlenham]

maple pecan pastry

you know! walked into the kitchen, saw them and thought ill have some of that! Thanks whoever bought them

[Reese_Liar]

Bought a ton of snacks and weed, picked up Mass Effect 3.. Let the weekend commence!

[syrup]

MOARRRR!

Rob Sparx - Vagabundo / Dub Warrior
LAS - Memories / Mental Jugement
DJ Madd - Move Your Body / Vampire Skank
Matty G - Layin' In Bed / Keep Walking
Tes La Rok - Bwwooy / Dub Ting

Jealous

[Forum]

maple pecan pastry

you know! walked into the kitchen, saw them and thought ill have some of that! Thanks whoever bought them

I could live off those and cinnamon whirls

[noam]

this didn't happen today but last night at work but its still making me laugh this morning

my job is basically being one of those annoying pricks that calls you up at stupid hours to do 'survey's' where we attempt to goad information out of you about your mortgages and finances so the team downstairs can use that information to potentially undercut your current lenders/rip you off cleverly

so you can imagine a lot of the time people dont wana talk to me when i call them up and i get told to go fuck myself in various ways every day

but yesterday i called a house in liverpool, and a little girl answered, and she was pretty loud and the conversation went kind of like this

Me 'hi there can i speak to mr or mrs. blah blah please?'

girl 'WHO?!'

Me 'can i speak to the current home-owner please?'

girl 'WHO?!'

Me 'YOUR MUM OR DAD PUT THEM ON THE PHONE PLEASE'

girl sounding mad panicked and scared - 'oh okay.... MUMMMMYYYYYYYYYY COME QUICK THERE'S A BLACK MAN ON THE PHONE!!!!!!!!!!'

*room full of people erupt in laughter*

im not black either, i just have a chocolatey voice

cracked me up tho, n i still got a lead off it

[Forum]

this didn't happen today but last night at work but its still making me laugh this morning

my job is basically being one of those annoying pricks that calls you up at stupid hours to do 'survey's' where we attempt to goad information out of you about your mortgages and finances so the team downstairs can use that information to potentially undercut your current lenders/rip you off cleverly

so you can imagine a lot of the time people dont wana talk to me when i call them up and i get told to go fuck myself in various ways every day

but yesterday i called a house in liverpool, and a little girl answered, and she was pretty loud and the conversation went kind of like this

Me 'hi there can i speak to mr or mrs. blah blah please?'

girl 'WHO?!'

Me 'can i speak to the current home-owner please?'

girl 'WHO?!'

Me 'YOUR MUM OR DAD PUT THEM ON THE PHONE PLEASE'

girl 'oh okay.... MUMMMMYYYYYYYYYY COME QUICK THERE'S A BLACK MAN ON THE PHONE!!!!!!!!!!'

*room full of people erupt in laughter*

im not black either, i just have a chocolatey voice

cracked me up tho, n i still got a lead off it

I always find it hard to believe cold calls ever actually result in sales

[Fused Productions]

Bought a ton of snacks and weed, picked up Mass Effect 3.. Let the weekend commence!

Oh fuck you I don't have to tell you to have a great weekend though, cause you will anyway


Two friends have their birthdays this weekend and they want me to DJ their party.
Probably gonna have to play shitty mainstream music but I get free booze haha, and when people get drunk maybe I'll be able to drop something nice..