Most Embarassing Place You've Had An Erection

[sizzla]

Yea I hate it down there though. Lots of stuck up bitches from "across."

pinches fresas

tell me about it, these people are takin over the valley, i had to quit my job cuz i couldn't stand it working with a couple of wannabee fresas, the one that was from monterrey was butt-ugly, and the other chemizclan(mexican mexican) was tryna be like the other.....god, i had to get outta there, i was working in a small office with them taking payments for Designer Showroom this really fancy furniture store, they were all getting paid like $6 hr, and somehow the clientele's behavior, which were mainly from monterrey, rubbed off on them and aquired all the manerisms, i felt like puking workin them.

what i hate is that the mexicans that live here came here to get away from the fresas in mexico, and now the fresas are following them. i don't get it, first of all they're rich, and they don't do shit to improve their own country, so now they abandon it and see the easy way out is to move here. i used to love kicking them out when i used to be a lifeguard, they thought they owned the whole fuckin park.

anywayz sorry to have hijacked this thread, back to the boners

[sizzla]

oh yeah, fresas round here only like house, which usually end up getting too fucked up and taken back to somebody's apartment to get gangbanged, but you didn't hear this from me. hee hee

[parson]

right about now is the time they really flood the island

[sizzla]

don't need to look at a map, I know where it is.

but I think the idea that seeing a random guys erection turns girls on is just way off. that shit ain't sexy.
maybe it's all in your head.

which head?

that's why it's called the dirty south, nah, this was a dnb party, nobody spins dubstep, but i'm a bout to change that, with wet titty-shirt and boner strongman contests,....just kidding

Im down to dj in the "hometown".....holla

whenever i get a dubstep party organized we'll see wutsup, like i said nobody plays it here, so you'd have to come with a couple of soldiers, but i got you tho.

[theverdict]

oh yeah, fresas round here only like house, which usually end up getting too fucked up and taken back to somebody's apartment to get gangbanged, but you didn't hear this from me. hee hee

Man sounds like my kind of party.

[parson]

i go back to brownsville every christmas

you know what 2 do

[theverdict]

We got a whole crew of ppl that can come. Ask Parson he knows whats up.

[parson]

if by "successful" you mean able to ejaculate for a solid 30 seconds then yeah

[theverdict]

if by "successful" you mean able to ejaculate for a solid 30 seconds then yeah

[theverdict]

I forgot it changes the "N" word.

[parson]

we need a mobile dub van we can drive around the state and host parties planned and unplanned

[product]

I forgot it changes the "N" word.

then 'n' word is part of our culture, i feel censored not being able to use it.

[parson]

i'm personally offended when i see it and am glad its censored here

[relaks]

this thread has become very strange.

[overdose]

yeah, it's kinda strange now. entertaining though. please drive the dubstep van up to montana. also, back to erections, most embarassing place is easy cause it was in my bedroom, beating my pud, in high school, when my mom burst in unnanounced, talkin' bout "look, i made you some.....," and nearly dropping a big bowl of popcorn. i'm still scarred from that to be honest with you.

[product]

i'm personally offended when i see it and am glad its censored here

for the record, i'm referring to the "a" ending, not the "er"

[parson]

for the record i don't differentiate

[product]

feisty

don't let the man get you down, chris.

[parson]

just sayin

[sizzla]

yall ngz wildin