The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Today]

just found grey hairs... oh noes

just found more bare scalp where my hairs used to hang out



i'd take a full head of grey over this any day

[Sexual_Chocolate]

so i jumped in the shower this morning...

started rinsing & washing myself (as one does)

turn around to grab the spongey body scrubber thingy

and just as im about to grab it

A BIG FUCK OFF SPIDER CRAWLED OUT FROM BEHIND

needless to say, i gtfo of that shower quicker than i ever had

was not the wakeup call i was after tbh

[Molzie]

so i jumped in the shower this morning...

started rinsing & washing myself (as one does)

turn around to grab the spongey body scrubber thingy

and just as im about to grab it

A BIG FUCK OFF SPIDER CRAWLED OUT FROM BEHIND

needless to say, i gtfo of that shower quicker than i ever had

was not the wakeup call i was after tbh

wait.. what? you use a shower exfoliator?

[Sexual_Chocolate]

so i jumped in the shower this morning...

started rinsing & washing myself (as one does)

turn around to grab the spongey body scrubber thingy

and just as im about to grab it

A BIG FUCK OFF SPIDER CRAWLED OUT FROM BEHIND

needless to say, i gtfo of that shower quicker than i ever had

was not the wakeup call i was after tbh

wait.. what? you use a shower exfoliator?

hey, its to keep my skin silky smooth for the ladies

[Neptune]

Fucking bitch. Can't wait till I move out.

[pikeymobile]

so i jumped in the shower this morning...

started rinsing & washing myself (as one does)

turn around to grab the spongey body scrubber thingy

and just as im about to grab it

A BIG FUCK OFF SPIDER CRAWLED OUT FROM BEHIND

needless to say, i gtfo of that shower quicker than i ever had

was not the wakeup call i was after tbh

a spider dropped on to my hand whilst i was typing yesterday
i promptly shat myself then ushered him to a safe spot on my windowsill so he can continue killing insects for me
spiderbro

[Sexual_Chocolate]

so i jumped in the shower this morning...

started rinsing & washing myself (as one does)

turn around to grab the spongey body scrubber thingy

and just as im about to grab it

A BIG FUCK OFF SPIDER CRAWLED OUT FROM BEHIND

needless to say, i gtfo of that shower quicker than i ever had

was not the wakeup call i was after tbh

a spider dropped on to my hand whilst i was typing yesterday
i promptly shat myself then ushered him to a safe spot on my windowsill so he can continue killing insects for me
spiderbro

FUCK THAT, id have a heart attack if this thing dropped onto my hand, seeing as its the size of my hand


managed to capture it in a container though, poked some holes in the top so its can breathe.... now im just trying to figure out where i can release it without it returning to the earlier mentioned shower lol

[ehbes]

so i jumped in the shower this morning...

started rinsing & washing myself (as one does)

turn around to grab the spongey body scrubber thingy

and just as im about to grab it

A BIG FUCK OFF SPIDER CRAWLED OUT FROM BEHIND

needless to say, i gtfo of that shower quicker than i ever had

was not the wakeup call i was after tbh

a spider dropped on to my hand whilst i was typing yesterday
i promptly shat myself then ushered him to a safe spot on my windowsill so he can continue killing insects for me
spiderbro

FUCK THAT, id have a heart attack if this thing dropped onto my hand, seeing as its the size of my hand


managed to capture it in a container though, poked some holes in the top so its can breathe.... now im just trying to figure out where i can release it without it returning to the earlier mentioned shower lol

good use already poked the holes in, now submerge in bucket of water

[pikeymobile]

i had this one massive (by pussyclart british standards) spider that kept finding its way in to my bath, must've saved him about 10 times
then one day i found him limping on a windowsill and he died a few hours later
rip spiderbro

[Molzie]

photo required to clarify size of spider.

also, think of all the eggs he's previously laid in your wank sponge. I'm sure that wasn't his first visit to your shower.

[pikeymobile]

have u ever had a wank then when u jizz ants come out of your penis?

[ultraspatial]

i shit myself whenever I see an insect in my house. then proceed to bomb the whole place with insecticides.

edit: and by insecticides I mean: sprays, foam, some liquid poison thing, gel, boric acid and roach repelling floor detergent

[Today]

funny, i woke up this morning to a big ass spider in my shower too

but i seen it straight away, and destroyed that fucker

[pikeymobile]

snh is full of fassymen who are afraid of spiders

[Molzie]

have u ever had a wank then when u jizz ants come out of your penis?

that's what's gonna happen to nev except baby spiders

[Sexual_Chocolate]

LOL


just fucking lol


this is why i love SNH

[kay]

Fucking bitch. Can't wait till I move out.

Housemate issues?

[Neptune]

Fucking bitch. Can't wait till I move out.

Housemate issues?

argh, yes. Moany bitch wanting to dictate when and what I do for my own birthday. Just 2 more weeks and I'll never have to see her again

[kay]

Fucking bitch. Can't wait till I move out.

Housemate issues?

argh, yes. Moany bitch wanting to dictate when and what I do for my own birthday. Just 2 more weeks and I'll never have to see her again

[aspect-dubz]

My brain is fried..