Not much of a story, i was so wasted i managed to miss the glove and hit the frame of the machine. Had to spend the rest of the holiday walking round with my hand swollen to twice the normal sizemurky21 wrote:I'd be happy with weeks... any longer and would be so dry..
haha southstar, it least you probably got a half decent story out of it
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NopeMrAural wrote:How the fuck does a tree connect with stairs? Surely a tree is outside?Electric_Head wrote:I got knocked down a flight of stairs and landed on a tree stump, coccyx first.murky21 wrote:had my first fall in 4 weeks of skiing last week, was fucking epic, flipped a few times but as a result my coccyx feels absolutely fucked, sitting down is constantly painful, so fucking long. just looked online and apparently theres not much you can do about it, some people were complaining of coccyx pain not going away for FIVE YEARS. balls
It hurt for weeks.
This school had a quad we all hungout in.
It had a tree in the middle that was partly cut down.
An acquaintance slapped me or something so I ran at him.
He kicked me in the chest and I flew down the flight of stairs, maybe 11 stairs or something.
And landed on the stump, coccyx first.
The worst part was having to walk home with my massive hockey kit back and school bags.
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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread
You're still out skiing??? That's a long arse ski trip!murky21 wrote:had my first fall in 4 weeks of skiing last week, was fucking epic, flipped a few times but as a result my coccyx feels absolutely fucked, sitting down is constantly painful, so fucking long. just looked online and apparently theres not much you can do about it, some people were complaining of coccyx pain not going away for FIVE YEARS. balls
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The sad twat Sparta kicked you?Electric_Head wrote:NopeMrAural wrote:How the fuck does a tree connect with stairs? Surely a tree is outside?Electric_Head wrote:I got knocked down a flight of stairs and landed on a tree stump, coccyx first.murky21 wrote:had my first fall in 4 weeks of skiing last week, was fucking epic, flipped a few times but as a result my coccyx feels absolutely fucked, sitting down is constantly painful, so fucking long. just looked online and apparently theres not much you can do about it, some people were complaining of coccyx pain not going away for FIVE YEARS. balls
It hurt for weeks.
This school had a quad we all hungout in.
It had a tree in the middle that was partly cut down.
An acquaintance slapped me or something so I ran at him.
He kicked me in the chest and a flew down the flight of stairs, maybe 11 stairs or something.
And landed on the stump, coccyx first.
The worst part was having to walk home with my massive hockey kit back and school bags.
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nar kay, i meant 4 separate weeks!
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flat hunting in london has to be one of the least enjoyable activities i've ever partaken in
SOMEONE EMAIL ME BACK FFS. getting worried about not having a roof over my head now
SOMEONE EMAIL ME BACK FFS. getting worried about not having a roof over my head now
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Moving from Commercial Rd? Where are you looking?bela wrote:flat hunting in london has to be one of the least enjoyable activities i've ever partaken in![]()
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SOMEONE EMAIL ME BACK FFS. getting worried about not having a roof over my head now
No offense to Dubluke's old profession, but property people are fucking stnuc. Keep the faith!
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Come live with me in Bromley! We can roam the streets together looking for adventure in ne'er-do-well infested suburbiabela wrote:flat hunting in london has to be one of the least enjoyable activities i've ever partaken in![]()
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Nobody wants to live in Bromley, you know that!cityzen wrote:Come live with me in Bromley! We can roam the streets together looking for adventure in ne'er-do-well infested suburbiabela wrote:flat hunting in london has to be one of the least enjoyable activities i've ever partaken in![]()
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particle-jim wrote:Nobody wants to live in Bromley, you know that!

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Well personally i cant wait to move the fuck out of here anywaycityzen wrote:particle-jim wrote:Nobody wants to live in Bromley, you know that!
http://www.soundcloud.com/particleimami wrote:i put secret donks in all my tunes, just low enough so you can't hear them
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haha - as appetizing as that does sound, cityzen, i'm trying to sort something up east for the remainder of the summer... will be moving down to the boonies of SE london in the autumn for uni though, can i get a raincheck?!
@magma, yes, for better or for worse, my time on brick lane comes to a close at the end of this month. very much looking forward to getting out of a one bedroom flatshare with my ex boyfriend (!!!) but not enjoying the process it takes to get there. trying to stick somewhere within an easy commute of my work on hoxton square, but still reasonably affordable -- looking in particular in the hackney vicinity. seems like unless you're bang on it and call the gumtree person up the second you see the ad, schedule a viewing for that day and come with deposit in hand, you're out of luck.
@magma, yes, for better or for worse, my time on brick lane comes to a close at the end of this month. very much looking forward to getting out of a one bedroom flatshare with my ex boyfriend (!!!) but not enjoying the process it takes to get there. trying to stick somewhere within an easy commute of my work on hoxton square, but still reasonably affordable -- looking in particular in the hackney vicinity. seems like unless you're bang on it and call the gumtree person up the second you see the ad, schedule a viewing for that day and come with deposit in hand, you're out of luck.
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same boat here, need to talk to a professor to see if i can sneak 2 classes in to prevent a 5th year of school... doesnt respond, doesnt have office hours postedbela wrote:![]()
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SOMEONE EMAIL ME BACK FFS.
getting quite frustrating
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I have a very, very bad feeling i'm going to be one of those sad fucks that dies less than 5 miles from where they were born...particle-jim wrote:Well personally i cant wait to move the fuck out of here anywaycityzen wrote:particle-jim wrote:Nobody wants to live in Bromley, you know that!

Bela, you can move in for free if you act as my second.
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Sadly I fear the same fate for myself, 10 miles away topscityzen wrote:I have a very, very bad feeling i'm going to be one of those sad fucks that dies less than 5 miles from where they were born...particle-jim wrote:Well personally i cant wait to move the fuck out of here anywaycityzen wrote:particle-jim wrote:Nobody wants to live in Bromley, you know that!
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bela wrote: @magma, yes, for better or for worse, my time on brick lane comes to a close at the end of this month. very much looking forward to getting out of a one bedroom flatshare with my ex boyfriend (!!!)
Good luck!
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Nightmare - if it's any help, we've had a bit more luck with SpareRoom than Gumtree. Everyone I've heard moving into places in Hackney/Hackney Wick recently seem to have been going into warehouses and arty lofts... not my kind of environment (!), but I can have an ask if there's any space going?bela wrote:@magma, yes, for better or for worse, my time on brick lane comes to a close at the end of this month. very much looking forward to getting out of a one bedroom flatshare with my ex boyfriend (!!!) but not enjoying the process it takes to get there. trying to stick somewhere within an easy commute of my work on hoxton square, but still reasonably affordable -- looking in particular in the hackney vicinity. seems like unless you're bang on it and call the gumtree person up the second you see the ad, schedule a viewing for that day and come with deposit in hand, you're out of luck.
If you get properly stuck and it's looking like gutter-business for the night, we can find you a Ninja-friendly sofa/airbed in the West End for a few nights easily enough!
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cheers magma
and yeah, spareroom seems a fair bit more reliable than gumtree-- waaaaaay too many dodgy "looking for an YOUNG FEMALE to keep me company"-type ads along with dry landlords who just want to get into your pocket rather than set up a viable, compatible living situation. but there's way more selection to be had on gumtree, so i'm trying both and am pretty much going to jump at the first offer i get at this point.
and yeah, spareroom seems a fair bit more reliable than gumtree-- waaaaaay too many dodgy "looking for an YOUNG FEMALE to keep me company"-type ads along with dry landlords who just want to get into your pocket rather than set up a viable, compatible living situation. but there's way more selection to be had on gumtree, so i'm trying both and am pretty much going to jump at the first offer i get at this point.
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If you need a place quickly, I do have a tiny spare room with a single bed in it (you'll have to put up with my books). Bnanni's taking the larger spare room for a bit, but after that it'll be available.
Only problem is that I don't live in London
Only 40 minutes from King's Cross though.
Only problem is that I don't live in London
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