The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Forum]

Put it this way, i've never got the shits after eating a big mac. I can't say the same about kebabs..

[Riddles]

Two kebab shops in Slough got shut down a while back. One because they found over 100 health violations within the first 10mins of an unannounced inspection, and the other they took some of the meat away to be analysed and couldn't confirm what it was. Like, there was bits of different meat in it that could be identified, but not one particuar type of meat had enough content to be pointed at and said "this is lamb" or whatever.

sounds lush.... i would not be surprised about them finding stuff like that in brum. some of the food places are so grim, they give you a worse hangover than the alcohol you drink to go in them

[wub]

Put it this way, i've never got the shits after eating a big mac. I can't say the same about kebabs..

When Burger King first bought out the Rodeo Burger I got the shits off those the first few times. But they were only 99p, and proper tasty.

[magma]

Two kebab shops in Slough got shut down a while back. One because they found over 100 health violations within the first 10mins of an unannounced inspection, and the other they took some of the meat away to be analysed and couldn't confirm what it was. Like, there was bits of different meat in it that could be identified, but not one particuar type of meat had enough content to be pointed at and said "this is lamb" or whatever.

This book's a bit of an eye-opener on cheap meat. Actually, McDonalds are incredibly good compared to the stuff that goes into ready meals and takeaways. The most interesting bit for me was injecting cheap cuts of non-pork meats with pork proteins, because they're capable of holding more water and bumping up weights... of course, that's all well and good until you sell your meat to a Halal takeaway...

[MrAural]

Put it this way, i've never got the shits after eating a big mac. I can't say the same about kebabs..

When Burger King first bought out the Rodeo Burger I got the shits off those the first few times. But they were only 99p, and proper tasty.

Looks like a shit..

[wub]

Two kebab shops in Slough got shut down a while back. One because they found over 100 health violations within the first 10mins of an unannounced inspection, and the other they took some of the meat away to be analysed and couldn't confirm what it was. Like, there was bits of different meat in it that could be identified, but not one particuar type of meat had enough content to be pointed at and said "this is lamb" or whatever.

This book's a bit of an eye-opener on cheap meat. Actually, McDonalds are incredibly good compared to the stuff that goes into ready meals and takeaways. The most interesting bit for me was injecting cheap cuts of non-pork meats with pork proteins, because they're capable of holding more water and bumping up weights... of course, that's all well and good until you sell your meat to a Halal takeaway...

I clicked.

I could not look inside

[cityzen]

Unnecessary screaming from children. Buy a Playstation you broke motherfuckers! Kids theses days with their running around and physical activity...

[hutyluty]

this cant be real..

toolooz?? nah

[particle-jim]

this cant be real..

toolooz?? nah

I refuse to believe that's real, not happening

[kay]

this cant be real..

toolooz?? nah

I refuse to believe that's real, not happening

i refuse to belive that's not real.

[wub]

this cant be real..

toolooz?? nah

I refuse to believe that's real, not happening

i refuse to belive that's not real.

I refuse to believe that you refused to spell believe correctly in your refusal to believe that news story was not real.

[Mehlovich]

cant fucking find the tool I need to fix the gear on my bike.
FUCK. I need an umbraco key (is it even called umbraco in english?) in a size just between the two I've got - like 2.75 or so.

[MrAural]

this cant be real..

toolooz?? nah

I refuse to believe that's real, not happening

i refuse to belive that's not real.

I refuse to believe that one did not refer to one's self as "I".

[brettheaslewood]

Put it this way, i've never got the shits after eating a big mac. I can't say the same about kebabs..

When Burger King first bought out the Rodeo Burger I got the shits off those the first few times. But they were only 99p, and proper tasty.

Looks like a shit..

actually, going on the sound of my stomach - that looks amazing!

[MrAural]

cant fucking find the tool I need to fix the gear on my bike.
FUCK. I need an umbraco key (is it even called umbraco in english?) in a size just between the two I've got - like 2.75 or so.

I think you're talking about an allen key.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hex_key ??

[Mehlovich]

cant fucking find the tool I need to fix the gear on my bike.
FUCK. I need an umbraco key (is it even called umbraco in english?) in a size just between the two I've got - like 2.75 or so.

I think you're talking about an allen key.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hex_key ??

Exactly.

[cityzen]

Buddhism linked to Islam. Looks like we're next.
Good luck trying to find us, we're all going to be hiding in Buddhisabad!

[Johnlenham]

cant fucking find the tool I need to fix the gear on my bike.
FUCK. I need an umbraco key (is it even called umbraco in english?) in a size just between the two I've got - like 2.75 or so.

I think you're talking about an allen key.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hex_key ??

Exactly.

2.75 must be almost like a pin! I think 4m is the smallest ive ever needed but yeah its sods law you have everyother size but he one you need!

My face is so goddamn dry! I drink stupid amounts of water, I dont use soap on my face (no7 face wash) and I never clean shave (lowest trim can go) and still after it will dry out. I put moisturizer on and it just burns

[BNanni]

My face is so goddamn dry! I drink stupid amounts of water, I dont use soap on my face (no7 face wash) and I never clean shave (lowest trim can go) and still after it will dry out. I put moisturizer on and it just burns

Get this stuff. Absolute skin saver.

[clifford_-]

l'occitane after shave balm is the shit....