The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[syrup]

Mixing

[kay]

Need to take a shit real bad but my dad's in the shower and he has locked the bathroom... And I don't want to take the one downstairs because it's freezing cold. So I'm holding it in.

Ummm...does that mean you would normally take a shit while he's having a shower if he didn't lock the bathroom?

[vishes]

Need to take a shit real bad but my dad's in the shower and he has locked the bathroom... And I don't want to take the one downstairs because it's freezing cold. So I'm holding it in.

Ummm...does that mean you would normally take a shit while he's having a shower if he didn't lock the bathroom?

nah, don't think either of us would enjoy that.

[noam]

Need to take a shit real bad but my dad's in the shower and he has locked the bathroom... And I don't want to take the one downstairs because it's freezing cold. So I'm holding it in.

Ummm...does that mean you would normally take a shit while he's having a shower if he didn't lock the bathroom?

yeh dont flush it either cos you'll throw the water temp off, and that way the heat from the shower steams the poo scent into the air

steampoo

[vishes]

Need to take a shit real bad but my dad's in the shower and he has locked the bathroom... And I don't want to take the one downstairs because it's freezing cold. So I'm holding it in.

Ummm...does that mean you would normally take a shit while he's having a shower if he didn't lock the bathroom?

yeh dont flush it either cos you'll throw the water temp off, and that way the heat from the shower steams the poo scent into the air

steampoo

That's why you should never fart when you're in the shower.

[Molzie]

Need to take a shit real bad but my dad's in the shower and he has locked the bathroom... And I don't want to take the one downstairs because it's freezing cold. So I'm holding it in.

Ummm...does that mean you would normally take a shit while he's having a shower if he didn't lock the bathroom?

yeh dont flush it either cos you'll throw the water temp off, and that way the heat from the shower steams the poo scent into the air

steampoo

That's why you should never fart when you're in the shower.

shower farts are second best to under the duvet farts

[Shum]

shower farts are second best to under the duvet farts

[syrup]

shower farts are second best to under the duvet farts

Liar.







(bath farts)

[Sonika]

I have had ten billion awesome ideas for tracks, but I'm away from my computer, so I write them down, but the next day I look at what I wrote down and I have no idea what the hell it means

[scattybeanhead]

Need to take a shit real bad but my dad's in the shower and he has locked the bathroom... And I don't want to take the one downstairs because it's freezing cold. So I'm holding it in.

Ummm...does that mean you would normally take a shit while he's having a shower if he didn't lock the bathroom?

nah, don't think either of us would enjoy that.

my dad always comes in and has a shit while im showering, when i ask him wtf he's doing he uses the "im old and gonna shit myself" line so cant take the risk...
i swear just about everyone in modern britain that has a house has two toilets

[kay]

[ehbes]

my iPhone broke

[spire]

Gettin kicked out of where im livin, gonna move in with my dad and grandma for a bit. To offset the negativity im cashing in an old savings bond to buy myself a new laptop, some records, and to fix my car. Dont care if that sounds irresponsible, im fuckin doin it.

[MixTheVision]

My so called date cancelled our evening...

ugh..tough

[dickman69]

pens lose 2nd in row, both to ISLANDERS

[ehbes]

pens lose 2nd in row, both to ISLANDERS

please, the bruins are tied with the capitals...

[dickman69]

pens lose 2nd in row, both to ISLANDERS

please, the bruins are tied with the capitals...

i really dont want the capitals to get in the playoffs

[wub]

Had to come into the office today instead of working from home for a second day on the trot.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

come into town to early... fucking wasting time in a netcafe.... not even any good games here

comeon 10pm!

[particle-jim]

Supposed to get paid today, didnt get paid, couldnt afford train ticket, now im over 2 hours late for work