The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[JTMMusicuk]

Had bad heartburn all day, just belched and a load of vom came up into my mouth, now my throat feels like its on fire

cant be as bad as when i threw up after having a fair amount of this stuff

[Electric_Head]

Listening to this guy at work bullshit his excuse for leaving early and getting in late everyday.
He blames it on his kids that he has to drop off and fetch.

He drops off his daughter at the same school as mine but yet I get to work by 7:30 and he gets here at 8?? sometimes 8:30
Why??
It`s the same fuckin school numbnutts.
And then he leaves early for what reason? to pick her up at 5:30 even though we get off work at 4 and I manage to pickup my son by 4:20 but yet he has to leave early?

you're a real ray of sunshine electric head

you and me both gwa, shady muthafuckas

[LA_Boxers]

Had bad heartburn all day, just belched and a load of vom came up into my mouth, now my throat feels like its on fire

Atomic burps are the worst. Usually the sick will go straight back down, but its even worse when it stays in your mouth.

[Electric_Head]

that`s bile that leaves you burning

[cityzen]

lol

Office jobs

[murky21]

lol

Office jobs

when you come round to provide us with free interior services then?

[gwa]

lol

Office jobs

i bet you don't have bare women smothering you with cakes tho.

naaarr didn't think so

[cityzen]

You what, Murky?

lol

Office jobs

i bet you don't have bare women smothering you with cakes tho.

naaarr didn't think so

Actually, I genuinely do. They are all at least 60yo though

[gwa]

so you work in an office?

[cityzen]

Nope



Nor a bakery

[gwa]

i see.

[kay]

lol

Office jobs

when you come round to provide us with free interior services then?

Friendly prostate massage?

[murky21]

have i completely got wrong what cityzen does? interior services of the decorating nature!

[wub]

Utter lack of motivation this afternoon.

[jameshk]

Utter lack of motivation this afternoon.

This.

Plus, im pretty sure my boss has slight downs syndrome... seriously

[particle-jim]

Utter lack of motivation this afternoon.

story of my life...

[Today]

nightmares all night, woke up to water pressure being drained from my building on account of unannounced sprinkler maintenance.. Oh, you wanted to shower today, kid? lemme allow you to lather up.. then i'mma SHUT THE DAMN WATER OFF!
so tired, itchy soapy remnants are crawling up my skin, and I spent all my cash on a sub-par sushi dinner the night before

[Riddles]

No fucking bonus this year for anyone cos the company lost bare money...

[PinUp]

The internet has been down in the office since 11am, it's been suuuuuuuuch a boring day!

[wub]

No fucking bonus this year for anyone cos the company lost bare money...

And I bet you've had at least one person tell you "At least you've still got a job" or words to that effect.