things that have made you happy today

[kidshuffle]

Also, I fucking killed you in the track ID competition. Easily 11.5 to 7ish.

Big gay homo alert

but is she gonna bang doe?

[magma]

Fuck me, my boss just totted up my Overtime for March.... 38 HOURS.

We drinkin' Cristal next payday!

[JTMMusicuk]

Bloke i just spoke to at work was caller Harry Hyman...i know its spelt wrong but i had to try so hard to not to laugh

[wub]

Bloke i just spoke to at work was caller Harry Hyman...i know its spelt wrong but i had to try so hard to not to laugh

Nice


Had an email from someone called Amy Wang the other day, which my Inbox cheerfull truncated to "A. Wang"

[JTMMusicuk]

It was worth breaking data proection to post it

[LA_Boxers]

Fuck me, my boss just totted up my Overtime for March.... 38 HOURS.

We drinkin' Cristal next payday!

Fuck Cristal. I was working in a bar one time, some8 year old little scrote bought a bottle for like £300, i asked how many glasses he wanted and he said 1. Nothing better than looking cool with your bottle of Cristal surrounded by chavs in a club in Croydon. Badman-ington!

I dares you to spend it ALL on crack bunnies.

[wub]

Was working the bar in Hidden once, man ordered 3 bottles of the champagne @ £60 each. I told him it was a cash only bar, and that he'd need to use the cashpoint round the corner. He came back 2mins later and said "Fuck that mate, machine charges you £1.75!" and walked off.

Priorities.

[herbs]

if you look after the pennies....the pounds will buy the champs.

[bennyh]

Bloke i just spoke to at work was caller Harry Hyman...i know its spelt wrong but i had to try so hard to not to laugh

Nice


Had an email from someone called Amy Wang the other day, which my Inbox cheerfull truncated to "A. Wang"

"yannick poos" has to be my favourite from work, for some reason saying it out loud makes me giggle every time

[particle-jim]

Bloke i just spoke to at work was caller Harry Hyman...i know its spelt wrong but i had to try so hard to not to laugh

Nice


Had an email from someone called Amy Wang the other day, which my Inbox cheerfull truncated to "A. Wang"

"yannick poos" has to be my favourite from work, for some reason saying it out loud makes me giggle every time

Recieved an email from a woman called "Louise Cheese" a couple of weeks ago, oh how we chuckled

[JTMMusicuk]

I got 'anita wong' once.. theres too many to recall

[PinUp]

I deal with a "Becky Badcock"

[gwa]

all my walmart contacts in china all have really old fashioned english names which we always have a giggle about.

i've got one guy in israel called yaccov yaccov who signs his emails off with 'warm regards'. he once rang me up to say thankyou for all the help i've given him, like a proper 5 minute arse licking, then he proceed to ask why i didn't pay him 2 million.

i love my yaccov yaccov.

[magma]

Fuck me, my boss just totted up my Overtime for March.... 38 HOURS.

We drinkin' Cristal next payday!

Fuck Cristal. I was working in a bar one time, some8 year old little scrote bought a bottle for like £300, i asked how many glasses he wanted and he said 1. Nothing better than looking cool with your bottle of Cristal surrounded by chavs in a club in Croydon. Badman-ington!

I dares you to spend it ALL on crack bunnies.

I don't even like wine, there's no way I'm really spending this on champagne... far more likely to come home with a thousand Crack Bunnies and a big bag of clarky cat and yellow bentines! Thankyouverymuch, Evil Empire!

[bennyh]

i work with this woman who DOES NOT HAVE A SURNAME. blows my mind every time

[gwa]

Fuck me, my boss just totted up my Overtime for March.... 38 HOURS.

We drinkin' Cristal next payday!

Fuck Cristal. I was working in a bar one time, some8 year old little scrote bought a bottle for like £300, i asked how many glasses he wanted and he said 1. Nothing better than looking cool with your bottle of Cristal surrounded by chavs in a club in Croydon. Badman-ington!

I dares you to spend it ALL on crack bunnies.

I don't even like wine, there's no way I'm really spending this on champagne... far more likely to come home with a thousand Crack Bunnies and a big bag of clarky cat and yellow bentines! Thankyouverymuch, Evil Empire!

worth those saturday shifts then, huh?

[JTMMusicuk]

i work with this woman who DOES NOT HAVE A SURNAME. blows my mind every time

Is it Maddonna?

[magma]

Had an email from someone called Amy Wang the other day, which my Inbox cheerfull truncated to "A. Wang"

Noticed one here over the weekend called "Beiming Wang"... everytime I've seen it since, my head as pronounced it "Belming Wang".

[bennyh]

i work with this woman who DOES NOT HAVE A SURNAME. blows my mind every time

Is it Maddonna?

[particle-jim]

I keep getting emails from a social worker called Rita Wild but her surname comes up first on the emails...

"you have a new message from Wild Rita"

gets me everytime