If you could design your own club...

[pikeymobile]

i wouldn't let girls in

[noam]

everything in camouflage

bottles - camouflage

bar - camouflage

ravers - camouflage

walls - camouflage

lights - camouflage

floor - camouflage

toilets - camouflage

speakers - camouflage

dj booth - camouflage

only hats and hoodies policy

only open one night a year, and wouldn't tell anyone the date

club would be called TROLL

[apmje]

Just dark and basement like. Massive soundsystem...no bullshit strobe lights.

Mobile phones and cameras handed in at the door.

Two working pairs of Technics 1210...that are well maintained.

Cheap booze prices.

[sarajevo]

party flex

[wormcode]

Underground fallout shelter with the walls painted dark red and black.
Subs in the see-through floor and against the walls with not much high end, mostly lows and mids.
DJ booth has decks and a mixer which can be covered by a wooden piano cover type thing that folds down to create table space so someone can set up sampler/drum machines. There is also huge blocks of dry ice underneath the booth to make the floors especially foggy. The only lighting is red and UV lights against the walls aiming downward, and a projector randomly shooting out video into the top of the room/fog.

All word of mouth, so hopefully there's never too many people. I'd like to try something where the artist is paid based on performance by donations from the attendees. So if they are shit, they won't get much. Obviously still would pay for travel expenses if needed though.
BYOB & free water source.

[pikeymobile]

fuck a lack of high end, try listening to a tune like eyez vip in the club without proper high end, it's shit

[sigbowls]

nude club if you can have one

[Hibbie]

Laser quest; be given the guns and chest thing at the start then you have to go through a series of mazes to find the main room where the booth will be. Obviously there would be many differant tunnels leading to the main room that all have speakers built in.
In fact there should be 3 rooms with differant music, the music gets louder the closer you are to one of the 3 rooms so you could just follow the better track that is being played whilst shooting people.
You should also be able to choose which colour laser you have.

[wormcode]

fuck a lack of high end, try listening to a tune like eyez vip in the club without proper high end, it's shit

I just mean not more high end than subs. Too many places I've been recently had piercing high end and mediocre bass. Obviously you need some yeah.

[pikeymobile]

ah i get you, i fully agree

[autobot]

Laser quest; be given the guns and chest thing at the start then you have to go through a series of mazes to find the main room where the booth will be. Obviously there would be many differant tunnels leading to the main room that all have speakers built in.
In fact there should be 3 rooms with differant music, the music gets louder the closer you are to one of the 3 rooms so you could just follow the better track that is being played whilst shooting people.
You should also be able to choose which colour laser you have.

Hahaha that would be mad jokes!

My club would have a bass tank in it - fires ALL the bass!

[knell]

Ball pit room.

this, but spaghetti and pizza instead of plastic balls

[NilsFG]

Laser quest; be given the guns and chest thing at the start then you have to go through a series of mazes to find the main room where the booth will be. Obviously there would be many differant tunnels leading to the main room that all have speakers built in.
In fact there should be 3 rooms with differant music, the music gets louder the closer you are to one of the 3 rooms so you could just follow the better track that is being played whilst shooting people.
You should also be able to choose which colour laser you have.

Hahaha that would be mad jokes!

My club would have a bass tank in it - fires ALL the bass!

You mean like, with a bass cannon?

[autobot]

Laser quest; be given the guns and chest thing at the start then you have to go through a series of mazes to find the main room where the booth will be. Obviously there would be many differant tunnels leading to the main room that all have speakers built in.
In fact there should be 3 rooms with differant music, the music gets louder the closer you are to one of the 3 rooms so you could just follow the better track that is being played whilst shooting people.
You should also be able to choose which colour laser you have.

Hahaha that would be mad jokes!

My club would have a bass tank in it - fires ALL the bass!

You mean like, with a bass cannon?

Yeah bro - you gotta let it kick it

[Glass]

Well, first we'd have to build a pressurized, transparent dome on the sea-floor. Make it wide enough to accommodate around 500 people, and decorate it with tropical, fully mature, fruit bearing trees. A special one-way window, operated by a system of tight sealing valves, would then be installed; thus, allowing partiers to feed large pieces of food to the underwater wild-life for entertainment. Next, ball pit; however, an undisclosed amount of the balls would reveal themselves to be Easter egg-like containers housing candy, marijuana, and encouraging/self-esteem boosting comments. Also, open bar. Plus, mermaid cage dancers that granted universally beneficial wishes. Cool lights, clean bathrooms, and plenty of comfortable seating around the perimeter. Premium speakers would deliver awesome sound both inside and out, so that man and sea-creature could skank out together.
The entrance on the shore would only be able be accessible by submarine-bus hybrids that ran on a nightly schedules only collecting people that knew the password which would be passed around only by people putting out the best of vibes.

And that's my cool story, bro.

[pikeymobile]

Well, first we'd have to build a pressurized, transparent dome on the sea-floor. Make it wide enough to accommodate around 500 people, and decorate it with tropical, fully mature, fruit bearing trees. A special one-way window, operated by a system of tight sealing valves, would then be installed; thus, allowing partiers to feed large pieces of food to the underwater wild-life for entertainment. Next, ball pit; however, an undisclosed amount of the balls would reveal themselves to be Easter egg-like containers housing candy, marijuana, and encouraging/self-esteem boosting comments. Also, open bar. Plus, mermaid cage dancers that granted universally beneficial wishes. Cool lights, clean bathrooms, and plenty of comfortable seating around the perimeter. Premium speakers would deliver awesome sound both inside and out, so that man and sea-creature could skank out together.
The entrance on the shore would only be able be accessible by submarine-bus hybrids that ran on a nightly schedules only collecting people that knew the password which would be passed around only by people putting out the best of vibes.

And that's my cool story, bro.

Eyes Wide Shut 2?

[Glass]

Well, first we'd have to build a pressurized, transparent dome on the sea-floor. Make it wide enough to accommodate around 500 people, and decorate it with tropical, fully mature, fruit bearing trees. A special one-way window, operated by a system of tight sealing valves, would then be installed; thus, allowing partiers to feed large pieces of food to the underwater wild-life for entertainment. Next, ball pit; however, an undisclosed amount of the balls would reveal themselves to be Easter egg-like containers housing candy, marijuana, and encouraging/self-esteem boosting comments. Also, open bar. Plus, mermaid cage dancers that granted universally beneficial wishes. Cool lights, clean bathrooms, and plenty of comfortable seating around the perimeter. Premium speakers would deliver awesome sound both inside and out, so that man and sea-creature could skank out together.
The entrance on the shore would only be able be accessible by submarine-bus hybrids that ran on a nightly schedules only collecting people that knew the password which would be passed around only by people putting out the best of vibes.

And that's my cool story, bro.

Eyes Wide Shut 2?

Essentially. Minus the masks, and add some fun underwater adventure. The password would be shouted out via Rinse or something.

It's been a really long time since I've seen that movie. I think I'll watch it tonight. Thanks

[helix]

big system, cool people

[Molzie]

big system, cool people

+ cheap drinks

[helix]

big system, cool people

+ cheap drinks

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