got any turtles you don't like?

product · Post by **product** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:09 am

turn it into a soup, then a bowl!

selector.dub.u · Post by **selector.dub.u** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:20 am

ana · Post by **ana** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:50 am

atealtha · Post by **atealtha** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:13 am

Instructions please.

product · Post by **product** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:30 am

1. Put live turtle in a 55 gal. drum for 7 days, to allow it to empty it's system, it helps with the smell. Keep fresh water in the drum. Scoop out the feces with a net.

2. Using channel locks, hold him tight by the mouth with neck stretched out. Cut off his head.

3. Hang him upside down to bleed out for about 30 minutes.

4. Put him on his back, cut claws and feet off.

5. Cut skin around shell top and bottom, cut and pull skin away from shell on the front legs until skin is removed.

6. On the soft shell belly outside edge of shell, cut through soft shell contact points and remove.

7. Remove guts and innards.

8. Remove front legs, may need to twist to break the joint.

9. Cut and peel skin from back legs and neck.

10. Remove back legs and neck, again twisting to break joints.

11. Leave meat on bone, but try to remove as much fat as possible.

12. Wash with cold water, repeat until clean.

13. Freeze submerged in water.

Chad says to cook the turtle like you would chicken. Season it with paprika, salt and pepper and roll in flour. Fry in a skillet or bake it like a pork tenderloin. If anyone has any recipes for cooking turtle, send them in and we will add them to our recipe page.

http://www.backwoodsbound.com/xturtle.html

ajantis_art · Post by **ajantis_art** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:40 am

can you do it with beavers?

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:52 am

try it

nospin · Post by **nospin** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:32 am

Product wrote:1. Put live turtle in a 55 gal. drum for 7 days, to allow it to empty it's system, it helps with the smell. Keep fresh water in the drum. Scoop out the feces with a net.

2. Using channel locks, hold him tight by the mouth with neck stretched out. Cut off his head.

3. Hang him upside down to bleed out for about 30 minutes.

4. Put him on his back, cut claws and feet off.

5. Cut skin around shell top and bottom, cut and pull skin away from shell on the front legs until skin is removed.

6. On the soft shell belly outside edge of shell, cut through soft shell contact points and remove.

7. Remove guts and innards.

8. Remove front legs, may need to twist to break the joint.

9. Cut and peel skin from back legs and neck.

10. Remove back legs and neck, again twisting to break joints.

11. Leave meat on bone, but try to remove as much fat as possible.

12. Wash with cold water, repeat until clean.

13. Freeze submerged in water.

Chad says to cook the turtle like you would chicken. Season it with paprika, salt and pepper and roll in flour. Fry in a skillet or bake it like a pork tenderloin. If anyone has any recipes for cooking turtle, send them in and we will add them to our recipe page.

http://www.backwoodsbound.com/xturtle.html

ever seen cannibal holocaust? they cut up some big turtles in it, and if i remember right, they got in trouble for actually doing it, no effects. kinda gross.

konehed · Post by **konehed** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:50 pm

ajantis_art wrote:can you do it with beavers?

i like my beavers raw

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:11 pm

How about some BEAVER, yeh we like it RAW

999 · Post by **999** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:13 pm

beaver soup?

soupy beaver?

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:02 pm

As a person of colour,I just don't quite know how to take this:

http://www.backwoodsbound.com/zracoon5.html

Oh....they also have a shit load(okay...2) of beaver recipes too.Beaver chili,anyone?Chilly beaver?She's got a headache platter?

Product,where the hell did you find that site?It's beyond redneck!

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:12 pm

Thats not enough Peppers for a whole black person, i assume they are talking about 'coon thigh?

Straight to hell

monkeytek · Post by **monkeytek** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:30 pm

TIPPY TURTLE... he was an ass, but somehow... i dunno...
he seems like a gee.

scruffy herbert · Post by **scruffy herbert** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:39 pm

But Jonathan likes turtles,

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

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