The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[magma]

You might have tetanus.

Nah more likely gangrene.

Although if he stubbed it against a metal door or something, it could be both!

Mans got bare AIDS.

[JTMMusicuk]

You might have tetanus.

Nah more likely gangrene.

Although if he stubbed it against a metal door or something, it could be both!

Mans got bear AIDS.

http://bearaids.blogspot.co.uk/

[magma]

You might have tetanus.

Nah more likely gangrene.

Although if he stubbed it against a metal door or something, it could be both!

Mans got bear AIDS.

http://bearaids.blogspot.co.uk/

You can avoid bearaids by staying away from horny bears, and Carlos

[JTMMusicuk]

this girl who works at my place has a reallllyyyy shiny forehead, its too much ..like please just wipe your head and get on with your life..

[clifford_-]

Im leaving it alone, i think if i was faced with anyone today, theyd end up getting a punch in the face, not a happy brare

[wub]

Im leaving it alone, i think if i was faced with anyone today, theyd end up getting a punch in the face, not a happy brare

Bear*

[magma]

this girl who works at my place has a reallllyyyy shiny forehead, its too much ..like please just wipe your head and get on with your life..

There was a girl at my school who was known as "Turtle Wax" for about 5 years because of that.





Nice to see wub's positioning himself so he's within the blast radius when Cliff blows...

[wub]

Nice to see wub's positioning himself so he's within the blast radius when Cliff blows...

Fairly sure I can outpace him to reach minimum safe distance.

[clifford_-]

At the moment a tectonic plate could outpace me.(someone must have a pinchbdubplate joke to put in there)
No radio tonight because of it, vexed me even more.

Pretty close to doing a micheal douglas in falling down at the moment

[wub]

At the moment a tectonic plate could outpace me.(someone must have a pinchbdubplate joke to put in there)
No radio tonight because of it, vexed me even more.

Pretty close to doing a micheal douglas in falling down at the moment

On the plus side, you can park up right outside Sainsburys.

[kay]

At the moment a tectonic plate could outpace me.(someone must have a pinchbdubplate joke to put in there)
No radio tonight because of it, vexed me even more.

Pretty close to doing a micheal douglas in falling down at the moment

On the plus side, you can park up right outside Sainsburys.

That would require being able to drive.

[Devry_Kaneda]

found out I missed a super gay scrote-showing skype date with wobbz and figgs and ragges

[clifford_-]

At the moment a tectonic plate could outpace me.(someone must have a pinchbdubplate joke to put in there)
No radio tonight because of it, vexed me even more.

Pretty close to doing a micheal douglas in falling down at the moment

On the plus side, you can park up right outside Sainsburys.

That would require being able to drive.

Yea ignore the traffic jam bit, im one hour of shit tv away from a massacre.

[pikeymobile]

just trip up a kid who's walking down the street, it always makes me feel a lot better

[pikeymobile]

use your good foot to do the tripping though

[clifford_-]

I would just pick off schoolkids walkibg home from my window, but ive only just realised the time, bit late now

[wobbles]

just trip up a kid who's walking down the street, it always makes me feel a lot better

British street fight

[particle-jim]

just trip up a kid who's walking down the street, it always makes me feel a lot better

British street fight

[clifford_-]

just trip up a kid who's walking down the street, it always makes me feel a lot better

British street fight

That was basically what happened on my birthday outside the pub.

[AxeD]

Fucking electronic key of fucking Prius won't work... can't use the damn car.