Your worst chat up lines ever.

JTMMusicuk · Post by **JTMMusicuk** » Fri May 25, 2012 11:23 am

lick your finger in view of girl, touch her on her shoulder and say
"lets get you out these wet clothes"

wub · Post by **wub** » Fri May 25, 2012 11:31 am

PinUp wrote:My mate used this one once.

"my mates say that you are too fat to shag but I'm about to prove them wrong"

he put it up her bum in a disabled toilet!

So many things wrong with that anecdote.

oddy · Post by **oddy** » Fri May 25, 2012 11:32 am

ALRIGHT DARLING, FANCY A SHAG.

PinUp · Post by **PinUp** » Fri May 25, 2012 11:43 am

wub wrote:
PinUp wrote:My mate used this one once.

"my mates say that you are too fat to shag but I'm about to prove them wrong"

he put it up her bum in a disabled toilet!

So many things wrong with that anecdote.

She really was butterzzzz.

He will put his penis in anything though, have to watch my back when he comes over for a house party

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Fri May 25, 2012 1:14 pm

'I would swim through a sea of shit just to suck the last cock that fucked you'

PinUp · Post by **PinUp** » Fri May 25, 2012 1:31 pm

capo ultra wrote:'I would swim through a sea of shit just to suck the last cock that fucked you'

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Fri May 25, 2012 1:33 pm

capo ultra wrote:'I would swim through a sea of shit just to suck the last cock that fucked you'

That's horrendous :baby:

syrup · Post by **syrup** » Fri May 25, 2012 1:36 pm

capo ultra wrote:'I would swim through a sea of shit just to suck the last cock that fucked you'

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Fri May 25, 2012 2:13 pm

I got to page three before realizing how painful this thread really is...

This thread is just bad...lol

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Fri May 25, 2012 2:14 pm

bright maroon wrote:This thread is just bad...lol

not to put too fine a point on it but that is pretty much the sole purpose of this thread

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Fri May 25, 2012 2:34 pm

It is being really sucessful then - this thread...

I knew of this girl once...

Who would go up to a guy in the club and say...
So..How are you gonna fuck me..hard or soft?

She had a bit of a reputation...
Would show up in the back seat of tricked out cars with multiple puerto rican guys...

We would wave to her from the sidewalk...

She was called Scary Carrie - not to be confused with the underaged escort Kara Beara...

Who would show up at raves in limosine wearing a Wonder Woman costume...

jameshk · Post by **jameshk** » Fri May 25, 2012 2:36 pm

So BM how would I do if I came up to you and said.

'Fancy playing my rusty trombone?'

>:D

wub · Post by **wub** » Fri May 25, 2012 2:38 pm

bright maroon wrote:It is being really sucessful then - this thread...

I knew of this girl once...
Who would go up to a guy in the club and say...

So..How are you gonna fuck me..hard or soft?

Did she get ever get assaulted after using that line?

eyeatus · Post by **eyeatus** » Fri May 25, 2012 2:41 pm

wanna take a shot?

i'll be your chaser

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Fri May 25, 2012 2:47 pm

wub wrote:Did she get ever get assaulted after using that line?

Are you kidding me - She was gangster...

You spout off on her and like 6 - really really dumb and yet burly men would step up out of nowhere...

wub · Post by **wub** » Fri May 25, 2012 2:51 pm

bright maroon wrote:
wub wrote:Did she get ever get assaulted after using that line?
Are you kidding me - She was gangster...

You spout off on her and like 6 - really really dumb and yet burly men would step up out of nowhere...

Pussy with a posse.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Fri May 25, 2012 2:56 pm

I remember this one night at a party - she was being really aggressive with everyone...looking to fight

So we ended up leaving early because the place had this unstable vibe...
like - the whole night threatened to pop-off...

I think she was mad because no one would talk to her...

She was killing it...with her ghetto flamboyancy

wub · Post by **wub** » Fri May 25, 2012 3:12 pm

She sounds a firecracker.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Fri May 25, 2012 3:22 pm

durf, durf

I said that very effeminatly...and slammed the door on the way out.

..tried to make that lock stick...

wub · Post by **wub** » Fri May 25, 2012 3:34 pm

Never had you down as the pouting type.

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