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Post by dickman69 » Thu May 31, 2012 7:37 am

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Post by Phigure » Thu May 31, 2012 8:05 am

wow gwa that was so raven
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Post by gwa » Thu May 31, 2012 8:08 am

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Post by MPathy » Thu May 31, 2012 8:56 am

So yeah, in like year 10 I got really drunk by mixing drinks and totally raped my french teacher... Some rad times.

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Post by NilsFG » Thu May 31, 2012 9:38 am

Lol gwa something like that happened in my school too.
One guy even printed the pictures out a couple of times and hung them up everywhere.
It blew over pretty fast though.

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Post by vishes » Thu May 31, 2012 9:56 am

I remember I had this teacher who was an extremely small (smaller than me), bald guy who was always bragging about his time in the military.
So one day I think he got annoyed by me cos I didn't obey his 'orders' (I think he wanted me to take off my cap or something like that), so at one point I guess I made him angry cos he walked up to my table and threatened to give me a headbutt and break my nose.
I then called him a fucking hobbit and got suspended for a week...

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Post by teamhobson » Thu May 31, 2012 10:20 am

For our 'muck up day' on the last day of high school, half of the sixth years chipped in and we bought an old non-runner mini (only car small enough to fit through double doors) for £100, pushed it into the first year concourse area/locker room, put the hand brake on, locked it up and left.
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Post by Perfecture » Thu May 31, 2012 11:35 am

gwa wrote:i was 15 and my ex sent naked pictures of herself to me. i sent them to a mate, who sent them to a mate etc etc etc untill the point the circulated 3 schools.

poor girl got ripped into her for ages...

feel really guilty about it looking back.

i found the email when i had an inbox clear out about 6 months ago.

i almost cried with how bad the cringe was.
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Post by Johnlenham » Thu May 31, 2012 12:52 pm

gwa wrote:i am NOT proud of that ^^^ before you all start fucking kneeling to my feet like i'm the savior
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Nothing I can really think of outside of fights like some twins who must have been 17 (I was 14) started on me while I was skating and In blind rage I lamped one, decked the other then their 20yo sister jumps in swinging saying I started it!
I had to hide out in a mates house as they came back later as a group of 6 with golf clubs and baseball bats. Jumped his garden fence and went home :4:

I ended up in loads of fights actually...another dickhead punched me in the nose outside form room. Laughed at him and went on my way and the next day he came in with his whole hand bandaged up.

Mutants in the other half of the year keyed "Gay" into foot high letters up the RE teachers car and pretty much gave him a breakdown.

Music teacher went nuts, threw a chair at someone and locked the kid in a cupboard for the rest of the lesson. Got sacked

One of the IT teachers ended up being on the sex offenders list.

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Post by Forum » Thu May 31, 2012 12:59 pm

There were multiple occasions where someone had smeared shit all over the toilet walls, so they kept doing the old no one leaves until we find out who did this.

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Post by Johnlenham » Thu May 31, 2012 1:03 pm

southstar wrote:There were multiple occasions where someone had smeared shit all over the toilet walls, so they kept doing the old no one leaves until we find out who did this.

No one ever owned up
That happend in the girls changing room toilets in year 11 :corntard:

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Post by capo ultra » Thu May 31, 2012 1:36 pm

I went to high school when I was younger
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Post by Electric_Head » Thu May 31, 2012 1:38 pm

capo ultra wrote:I went to high school when I was younger
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Post by Today » Thu May 31, 2012 1:48 pm

someone was taking shits in the (american) footballers' helmets. fucking stupid joke imo. If i found/smeled shit in anyones helmet in the locker room, much less my own, i'd call that fairly unpleasant.

The coach at one point, in a lapse of judgement, shouted "shits gonna hit the fan" at the group of guys responsible, and everyone lost it.
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Post by PinUp » Thu May 31, 2012 1:57 pm

I got caught rolling a spliff whilst listening to some reggae in the recording studio at college. Didn't get in any trouble but my tutor called my a jafaican for the rest of the year.

There was a "riot" in school once aswell, literally half of the school running around the corridors shouting and banging lockers. Me and 5 friends got accused of starting the whole thing which was completely bollox. The headteacher calleda full school assembly and went on about how it was the most disgusting and dangerous thing he had ever seen :lol:
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Post by Electric_Head » Thu May 31, 2012 1:58 pm

I`m calling you jafaican from now on.
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Post by dickman69 » Thu May 31, 2012 2:02 pm

Today wrote:someone was taking shits in the (american) footballers' helmets. fucking stupid joke imo. If i found/smeled shit in anyones helmet in the locker room, much less my own, i'd call that fairly unpleasant.

The coach at one point, in a lapse of judgement, shouted "shits gonna hit the fan" at the group of guys responsible, and everyone lost it.
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Post by PinUp » Thu May 31, 2012 2:06 pm

Electric_Head wrote:I`m calling you jafaican from now on.
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Post by wobbles » Thu May 31, 2012 3:57 pm

Hs

First ejaculation during a pop quiz(middle school)
Got into a fist fight in the library
Lost my best frend in an incident in the parking lot

College

Got bich pregnant
Thought i had the clap
Got in many more fights


Shit my pants at the fair etc etc

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Post by kidshuffle » Thu May 31, 2012 4:15 pm

one time i was getting a bj in a car, and the cops caught us. she was quite embarrassed.

there was also a time where i was going on a ski trip with the same girl's family, and she started to suck my dick while her parents were driving us to the mountain. that was the most nerve racking experience of my fucking life and sadly had to blue ball myself halfway through.
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