How do you use yours?

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What's a butt plug for?

Poll ended at Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:01 pm

to enlarge the orifice to make penetration less painful
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22%
to give day-long, pleasurable prostate stimulus
7
19%
to keep curry in & prolong the taste
8
22%
to raise the voice an octave
3
8%
to replicate a car crash & being skewed by a telegraph pole
5
14%
to give my head a rest
2
5%
other
4
11%
 
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Re: How do you use yours?

Post by NilsFG » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:39 am

jameshk wrote:Wtf is going on here.
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Re: How do you use yours?

Post by magma » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:54 am

Meus equus tuo altior est

"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
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Re: How do you use yours?

Post by nousd » Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:47 am

collige wrote:What the fuck kind of context had your friend recommend that you get a butt plug?
It was while she was hitting me
after I said her leso lover was pretty ugly.

I'm only mildly surprised that 27 ninjas have admitted to having used a butt plug.
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Re: How do you use yours?

Post by Electric_Head » Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:49 am

does my finger count?
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Re: How do you use yours?

Post by nousd » Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:04 am

are you sure you wan't to ask that question EH?
it suggests unsanitary practices
and no, a finger isn't considered a butt plug,
according to the pimply girl at my local sex shop
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Re: How do you use yours?

Post by Electric_Head » Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:08 am

why??
My finger is normally quite clean.
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Re: How do you use yours?

Post by nousd » Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:12 am

well then, how did you lose the other nine?
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Re: How do you use yours?

Post by Electric_Head » Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:55 pm

sd5 wrote:well then, how did you lose the other nine?
I didn`t lose them, I just choose to keep them out of my bum.
DUH!!
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Re: How do you use yours?

Post by ascent » Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:14 pm

to keep the gay fellas out
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