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#MusicProducerJokes

Post by Sonika » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:27 am

Anyone got any? Like "an oscillator walks into a bar..." or something like that haha :lol: I don't know, anything like that



Anyways, this is the thread to post your corny production nerd jokes :corndance:
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Post by ehbes » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:31 am

how come the sine wave didn't see the compressor coming? Because it had a quick attack
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Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:34 am

ehbrums1 wrote:how come the sine wave didn't see the compressor coming? Because it had a quick attack
:facepalm:

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Post by dickman69 » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:36 am

why wasnt the drum machine invited to the swingers party

b/c it was quantisized

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Post by ehbes » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:39 am

why did the oscillator go to the dentist? he had a saw tooth
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Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:41 am

:lol:

these are so bad that they're actually quite good
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Post by Sonika » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:11 am

Nevalo wrote::lol:

these are so bad that they're actually quite good



that's what I was going for ;-)
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Post by OfficialDAPT » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:35 am

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Post by mikeyp » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:54 am

you should make this a real twitter account
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Post by Sonika » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:57 am

Maybe if I get some good ones! Haha anyone? Anyone?
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Post by Efrafa11 » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:26 am

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Post by Sonika » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:28 am

Efrafa11 wrote::t:


Yeah I remember someone around here had a sig with a good one in it :lol:

Nice one :W:
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Post by Cubicle » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:53 am

Why are there so few female producers?

Women have a hard time with Reason and Logic.
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Post by Echoi » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:35 am

Cubicle wrote:Why are there so few female producers?

Women have a hard time with Reason and Logic.
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Post by JFK » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:54 am

ehbrums1 wrote:why did the oscillator go to the dentist? he had a saw tooth
:lol: :lol: :lol: Genius. :W:
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Post by jam1 » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:16 am

A 20Hz sine wave radiates into a bar, barman looks up and says: "Hey man, why the long phase?"
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Post by didi » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:48 am

An MP3 sees a .wav coming out of a casino with a big smile on it's face.

MP3: "Why so happy, did you win big?"
.wav: "No, but coming out of there I just realised that I'm lossless"




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Post by ehbes » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:27 am

Excuse, where can I put this filter?

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Post by Electric_Head » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:29 am

You all deserve to be shot.
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Post by ehbes » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:33 am

:corncry:
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