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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by Artie_Fufkin » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:36 pm

that sawtooth one was dees

Just a general music joke everyone's heard 'I broke a g-string fingering a minor.'
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by didi » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:40 pm

I'd like to apologise to everybody for my behaviour in this thread. I shall leave and never return.
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Post by Augment » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:10 pm

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Post by Sonika » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:27 pm

blinkesko wrote:Image


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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by Artie_Fufkin » Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:37 am

^that picture is funnier than everything in this thread XD
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by NinjaEdit » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:28 am

What did the producer eat for breakfast?

FL.
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by BonerJams04 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:43 am

you ppl are too creative
butter_man wrote: who do you think taught you smoke tree's, OD'S, Ice cubes and DOC's?
God, thats who.

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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by Sintax makes bass » Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:43 am

I'm feeling pretty mala because I snorted too much coki. 8) :W: :corndance: :6: :dunce:
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Post by DJens » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:16 am

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Post by Augment » Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:24 am

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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by nnny » Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:25 am

Not so much producer jokes, music jokes in general.

How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.

:6:

What do bass players use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What did the bass player get on his IQ test?
Drool.

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In the future, how many sound engineers will you need to replace a light source?
Five. Four to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were, and one to actually do it.
Enough bashing on Bass players haha <3
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by ekidd91 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:26 am

Bit dated these days but...

How many sound engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
0. You get the tape-op to do it.

EDIT: I have a bass player one too.

Why did the bass player stand outside his friend's house all night?
He couldn't find the key and didn't know when to come in.
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by JFK » Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:47 am

nnny wrote: What do bass players use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What did the bass player get on his IQ test?
Drool.
As a bass player myself I can honestly say that here is more than a little bit of truth in these jokes.... :lol: :lol:
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Post by Brothulhu » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:15 pm

ekidd91 wrote: Why did the bass player stand outside his friend's house all night?
He couldn't find the key and didn't know when to come in.
Best joke in the whole thread
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Post by Sonika » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:18 pm

Sintax makes bass wrote:I'm feeling pretty mala because I snorted too much coki. 8) :W: :corndance: :6: :dunce:

I feel like I should make a pun about digital Mystikz here but I can't think of one!
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by NinjaEdit » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:23 pm

Brothulhu wrote:
ekidd91 wrote: Why did the bass player stand outside his friend's house all night?
He couldn't find the key and didn't know when to come in.
Best joke in the whole thread
I don't get it.


Why did the producer not purchase the egg?

Because it was cracked.
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by BonerJams04 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:27 pm

DJens wrote:Image
that looks like adventuretime
butter_man wrote: who do you think taught you smoke tree's, OD'S, Ice cubes and DOC's?
God, thats who.

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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by Electric_Head » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:30 pm

It`s the loopy arms.
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by hutyluty » Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:24 pm

Sonika wrote:
Sintax makes bass wrote:I'm feeling pretty mala because I snorted too much coki. 8) :W: :corndance: :6: :dunce:

I feel like I should make a pun about digital Mystikz here but I can't think of one!
if they had a bad outlook on life, they'd be the digital pessimystikz
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes

Post by dickman69 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:26 pm

if they were finger puppeteers theyd be mystikal digitz etc etc etc

there is already a thread about dmz jokes no?
every Tuesday 11pm EST on http://cosmicsound.club

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