This is a classic, and the reason it's so great is that folk say it about loads of instruments and it still works.NickMaxwell wrote:More of a band joke, but it doesn't matter.
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with a bunch of musicians?
A: The drummer.
#MusicProducerJokes
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Q - Why was the teenage waveform so quiet and withdrawn?
A - It was just going through a difficult phase.
/thread a winner has arrived!! OH YEAH HIGH FIVE!!!! Anyone?? No.......... Ok.
A - It was just going through a difficult phase.
/thread a winner has arrived!! OH YEAH HIGH FIVE!!!! Anyone?? No.......... Ok.
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How many instances of massive does it take to change a lightbulb?
Massive is a vsti synth and cannot change a lightbulb.
Massive is a vsti synth and cannot change a lightbulb.
Comfi
Super experimental.
Soundcloud
I have a thread here discussing the track, and offering you the chance to remix it, more details in thread! See what you can come up with!
Super experimental.
Soundcloud
I have a thread here discussing the track, and offering you the chance to remix it, more details in thread! See what you can come up with!
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Assign LFO to dimmer cutoff, add some color with saturation, and you have a party!Comfi wrote:How many instances of massive does it take to change a lightbulb?
Massive is a vsti synth and cannot change a lightbulb.
aka blinkesko
Soundcloud
Jesus Loves Electro - Burning Love (Augment remix)
Spotify: http://spoti.fi/1m5GUjL
iTunes: http://bit.ly/1iHWose
Soundcloud
Jesus Loves Electro - Burning Love (Augment remix)
Spotify: http://spoti.fi/1m5GUjL
iTunes: http://bit.ly/1iHWose
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Ms Bassline arrives at work, looking really pissed off.
Mr Compressor: "hey Ms Bassline, why are you so upset?".
Ms Bassline: "I was driving here on the freeway when I was cutoff by Mr. Lowpass!"
Mr Compressor: "hey Ms Bassline, why are you so upset?".
Ms Bassline: "I was driving here on the freeway when I was cutoff by Mr. Lowpass!"
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idontreallygiveashit
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I dont know what's worse - the jokes in this thread or the fact i can't think of one.
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How do daws like their steak?
Midium
Midium
Comfi
Super experimental.
Soundcloud
I have a thread here discussing the track, and offering you the chance to remix it, more details in thread! See what you can come up with!
Super experimental.
Soundcloud
I have a thread here discussing the track, and offering you the chance to remix it, more details in thread! See what you can come up with!
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JTMMusicuk
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A music producer walks into a restaurant, samples the food then quickly passes it off as his own...
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BonerJams04
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perfectComfi wrote:How do daws like their steak?
Midium
butter_man wrote: who do you think taught you smoke tree's, OD'S, Ice cubes and DOC's?
God, thats who.
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JTMMusicuk wrote:A music producer walks into a restaurant, samples the food then quickly passes it off as his own...
Zomby?
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No mt edenSonika wrote:JTMMusicuk wrote:A music producer walks into a restaurant, samples the food then quickly passes it off as his own...
Zomby?
Paypal me $2 for a .wav of Midnight
https://soundcloud.com/artend
https://soundcloud.com/artend
Dead Rats wrote:Mate, these chaps are lads.
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How do waveforms get from one floor to the next?
They use the oscillator.
They use the oscillator.
Cornbreadddd wrote:You are one dumb motherfucker; and based on your repulsive username, I'm certain that I hate everything about you.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
that'd be more like ... music producer orders a filet, promptly shits on the plate and calls it a garnishehbrums1 wrote:No mt edenSonika wrote:JTMMusicuk wrote:A music producer walks into a restaurant, samples the food then quickly passes it off as his own...
Zomby?
what's a viola's range? depends on how far you can throw one.
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story of my lifejonahmann wrote:Why did the man never leave his bedroom?
Because he was a producer.
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Producer/gamer and it's the story of my lifehasezwei wrote:story of my lifejonahmann wrote:Why did the man never leave his bedroom?
Because he was a producer.
aka blinkesko
Soundcloud
Jesus Loves Electro - Burning Love (Augment remix)
Spotify: http://spoti.fi/1m5GUjL
iTunes: http://bit.ly/1iHWose
Soundcloud
Jesus Loves Electro - Burning Love (Augment remix)
Spotify: http://spoti.fi/1m5GUjL
iTunes: http://bit.ly/1iHWose
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Aufnahmewindwuschel
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not really a joke but producing is the only thing i can think of atm where you dont wanna go over zero
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How about the number of infectious diseases or percent of cancerous cells in your body...or, anything else in the universe you don't want to happen.
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Aufnahmewindwuschel
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hm who said i dont want that to happen haha still better love story than datsiks album
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''you cant make dubstep from sea bass because the sea have no square waves ha ha ha that was a joke i think''
https://twitter.com/whoisdubstep/status ... 1472797696
https://twitter.com/whoisdubstep/status ... 1472797696
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