The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Electric_Head]

pretty sure me and the lady just split

bummer

[wub]

Several of my team have turned up early for work in the hope that they can 'finish a bit early' in order to get back home in time to watch the England match. Wouldn't have minded if they'd told me Friday, but noooo...

[Electric_Head]

Just had to debate the usage of the word 'validate' in a sentence, with an afrikaans guy.
He apparently knows how to speak english better than me.
I showed him the meaning in the dictionary and he gives me attitude, says I'm just arguing now.

He's wrong, but yet I'm the one arguing.

[magma]

Several of my team have turned up early for work in the hope that they can 'finish a bit early' in order to get back home in time to watch the England match. Wouldn't have minded if they'd told me Friday, but noooo...

Don't be a tnuc, wub.

Even the evil empire are letting us out 15 mins early to give us a fighting chance of making it to a pub in time!

[magma]

pretty sure me and the lady just split

Hope it's for the right reasons.

[Forum]

Several of my team have turned up early for work in the hope that they can 'finish a bit early' in order to get back home in time to watch the England match. Wouldn't have minded if they'd told me Friday, but noooo...

I dont normally finish until 6, i've offered to miss my lunch break to leave an hour early

[wub]

Several of my team have turned up early for work in the hope that they can 'finish a bit early' in order to get back home in time to watch the England match. Wouldn't have minded if they'd told me Friday, but noooo...

I dont normally finish until 6, i've offered to miss my lunch break to leave an hour early

One lad in question, usually rocks up around 9:30am claiming the trains are always messed up (he comes from the other side of London), and still leaves at 5pm most day (inc. full lunch hour). But miraculously, on the day of the England match, he manages to get here at just after 8am

[Electric_Head]

I work with so many stnuc it's making me sick.
I'm having a bad day so one guy decides to pick at me until I blew.
ASSHOLE

And now he denies doing anything and says I'm being a sensitive pussy.
Fucking wop.

[wub]

Fucking wop.

[Viineri]

Thousands of twitter users are "tweeting" this:

By "tweeting" I mean that even I've "made" that tweet but I'm 100% sure that I didn't write it or retweet it or share it or anything. And I'm pretty sure the others didn't either. Sent an email to Twitter yesterday and asked around on different forums (even 4chan, ). Nobody seems to notice anything weird going on... what the hell?! Those tweets were coming every two seconds yesterday and all with 'Tweet Button'. I don't even have a LinkedIn account so I don't think my account has been hacked either. What's going on?!

[Electric_Head]

Fucking wop.

Yes he's a wop.
Am I missing something??

edit - I'm using it to refer to him as a DICKHEAD

ic wiki says a wop is an Italian racial slur.
I'm not using it in this context.

[PinUp]

are you allowed to say that? It's a derogatory word in the UK

[Electric_Head]

I didn't realize.
I'm using it in the context of a useless person/dickhead.

Sorry for incorrectly using the term.

[PinUp]

[Liam92]

Dentist to get some fillings done

[PinUp]

Dentist to get some fillings done

I fucking hate the dentist

[Liam92]

Dentist to get some fillings done

I fucking hate the dentist

Yeah, I know it's not even painful to get done but I panic a ridiculous amount beforehand, think I have a phobia

[jameshk]

bitches be tripping..

[dickman69]

soo much tebow

[arktrix45hz]

Insurers want an extra £290 to transfer my policy to a new 2nd hand car, piss take.