Your worst chat up lines ever.

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Sun May 27, 2012 5:41 pm

capo ultra wrote:'I would swim through a sea of shit just to suck the last cock that fucked you'

I really hope you didn't use that.

slothrop · Post by **slothrop** » Mon May 28, 2012 10:49 am

Two that friends of mine have experienced:
i) "You smell nice today... oh, no - that's your tea."
ii) (Used sequentially on every girl in the room) "Hello. I was born in Texas, but my parents are Mexican, which means I am a latino. And us latinos, we love even the ugly girls!"

syrup · Post by **syrup** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:42 am

Found some delicate ones on the interwebs

'You look like a swan. You've got skinny legs, but a fat ass.'

'Did you know a teaspoon of sperm contains only 2 calories?'

'I may not be the most handsome guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.'

'Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?'

'Save water. Shower with me'

'If you jingle my bells I'll promise you White Christmas'

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:03 pm

haha this guy is legendary. He charms three girls into giving their numbers with this opening gambit: 'You guys look like a bunch of retards'

what a winner

dubfordessert · Post by **dubfordessert** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:22 pm

once a dude came up to me and said something like "hi, i'm a gym instructor, and i do a leg toning class and i was wondering if you were interested in being a demonstrator?"

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:39 pm

"you smell nice, can I stand here?"

yoowan · Post by **yoowan** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:42 pm

are you an angel from heaven? cos you look like you hit the ground really hard

fergus222 · Post by **fergus222** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:49 pm

Just go up to them and start dancing

PinUp · Post by **PinUp** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:57 pm

fergus222 wrote:Just go up to them and start dancing

Only works if you can dance like this though

AxeD · Post by **AxeD** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:49 pm

particle-jim wrote:"you smell nice, can I stand here?"

Sounds like something I would say on m

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:51 pm

AxeD wrote:
particle-jim wrote:"you smell nice, can I stand here?"
Sounds like something I would say on m

"can i have a huuuuuuuuuuuug"

ezza · Post by **ezza** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:26 pm

crutch wrote:Calm down sweetheart let's not turn this rape into a murder.

Winner

Climax · Post by **Climax** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:35 pm

johney wrote:'I may not be the most handsome guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.'

omg this made me bust out laughing at work

OfficialDAPT · Post by **OfficialDAPT** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:39 pm

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crutch wrote:Calm down sweetheart let's not turn this rape into a murder.

Congrats you made it into my sig

noam · Post by **noam** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:09 pm

Climax wrote:
johney wrote:'I may not be the most handsome guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.'
omg this made me bust out laughing at work

same

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:25 pm

capo ultra wrote:

haha this guy is legendary. He charms three girls into giving their numbers with this opening gambit: 'You guys look like a bunch of retards'

what a winner

WTF THAT GUYS NAME IS "PEACHEZ"

dubfordessert · Post by **dubfordessert** » Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:21 am

OfficialDAPT wrote:[
crutch wrote:Calm down sweetheart let's not turn this rape into a murder.
Congrats you made it into my sig

that's your idea of a siggable quote?

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