The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[sigbowls]

you don't get post count

[sixs]

i don't get that post

[sigbowls]

if you were a mini you would

auto correct pisses me off

[sixs]

oh, ok

[sigbowls]

im a minj so thats why i post

[dickman69]

lol i was looking all over for a user named "slut"

[ezza]

I've deleted most of the morons on my facebook now, but every now and again a new one buys an iphone and decides to flood my wall with tales of their mediocre life.

Also theres this girl who can't use full stops. I kept her for the lols though.

heres a preview...

Vexxed just been into a bank but. U carnt with draw money from there so I told her. Bitch this ent a bank its a cash point !!!

the woman on Jeremy kyle is stunning n she's with a. Dog of a man

lool looking thou my. Emails I see a few ppl. Have blocked me ohh well no. Time for them jokers

no studio today fuck the queen. N here birfday. Jah to to the queen !!!!

[Sonika]

and maybe it's just a middle school/high school thing, but have you guys noticed how girls take these profile pics of themselves and then in the description just write out the entire lyrics to a song or a poem that relate nothing to the picture?

Was gonna mention this, so tragic i swear. It's up there with girls calling a picture something negative so they get loads of compliments like "i look so fat in this pic waaah "

yeah I knoowwwww it's like BITCH YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T THINK SO BECAUSE YOU MADE IT YOUR PROFILE PIC

and then all their friends "oohhh you look adorable in this pic! you're so pretty"
girl: "ooohhhh thanks girl! you are sooo pretty too <3 <3 <3"

every. single. time.

[Samuel_L_Damnson]

My mates are shit at organising events.

[P Daley]

Thing that pisses me off every day is them dumb pictures chav sluts post on facebook about love and feelings. Most of the time they barely make fucking sense. Such dumb stupid stnuc.

Funny thing about these girls is that they're sluts regardless. Every slutty girl that's added me on Facebook after a party has a collection of these pics. Twitter's even worse. They have these shitty pseudo-intellectual quotes by mediocre rappers like Drake and Wiz Khalifa retweeted 10000x times.
I don't do social networking, needless to say.

[Devry_Kaneda]

Been having VIVID dreams about my ex for the last week.

Just want to tell my subconcious that it's confusing "wanting to fuck her" with "wanting to be a part of her life".

But I do want to fuck her

[Samuel_L_Damnson]

Yeah thats the worst. ^

[vishes]

Weather is absolutely terrible. It's been raining non-stop all day long.
Bring on the summer already!

[ultraspatial]

Been having VIVID dreams about my ex for the last week.

Just want to tell my subconcious that it's confusing "wanting to fuck her" with "wanting to be a part of her life".

But I do want to fuck her

Go for it... unless she's crazy and/or you still have feelings for her.

[syrup]

If you don't like them posting so many statuses why not remove them.

Bikini shots

[dubfordessert]

ah the conundrum of being a misogynist... must be hard behaving in exactly the ways you castigate "sluts" for and not hating yourself. maybe you do and it's just projection? who knows... i know if i talked as much vindictive, hateful trash as some people on here do i'd probably feel pretty shit about myself...

[P Daley]

ah the conundrum of being a misogynist... must be hard behaving in exactly the ways you castigate "sluts" for and not hating yourself. maybe you do and it's just projection? who knows... i know if i talked as much vindictive, hateful trash as some people on here do i'd probably feel pretty shit about myself...

When I say slut, I mean "will suck your dick for a line of oxy", not "isn't a virgin"

[Sonika]

and I never mentioned that they were sluts at all

[Sonika]

wait is dubdfordessert a girl??

[BonerJams04]

wait is dubdfordessert a girl??

yes