who's the weirdest kid who went to your school...

[Phigure]

There was a kid who used to draw graves on the school tables with everyone's name on it, he filled a table with 22 graves with the names of everyone in the class, then he drew the teacher crucified. He was pretty good at it too

lol was he called Zeke Clough by any chance?

[nowaysj]

Had this dood in my highschool, calling him Tom for the sake of this story. Think he came like junior year or something. Odd one. Kind of jockish. A little pidgin toed. Slight gayish sort of lisp. Recall his dad was really tough on him. Like threw him out of a moving car at full speed. You might think a little harsh, but pretty sure this guy deserved it. (I know my moms tried the same thing w/ me when I was in high school, and I deserved it). But this guy was just like a little too legitimately sociopathic.

So this guy kind of joined our group, but was not like totally on the same vibe. Cut to one night, we're chilling at a homies house, absolutely no drugs or alcohol, playing a game of Risk. If you've ever played that shit, you know it can go on for close to forever. We were literally at like 3, 4 in the morning. Shit would not end. This one dood that was really into the game brought this like casino die, the oversized red translucent kind, and was like really good with it or something, he could roll like whatever he needed. So late night, a few people are out of the game, and all of a sudden this guy can't find his special die. He's like looking all over for it. We convince him to keep playing without it. A couple of minutes later (going into slow mo here) I look up from the game and I see this guy Tom's bare ass, I'm like what the fuck, as he grabs both of his cheeks and spreads his ass open whereupon the point of the red die begins protruding out of his asshole. He basically shits the die out onto the board and other dood is like there's my die!

Thankfully ended the game when dood figured out where the die had been.

Okay, not weirdest kid in my school, but thread was running out of gas.

[Phigure]

Okay, not weirdest kid in my school, but thread was running out of gas.

No, don't worry, that's plenty weird for me

[nowaysj]

[noam]

LOOOOOOOOL

i was expecting some kind of violent outburst but still, excellent story!

[Electric_Head]

Std gay jockness but I was in school with a guy who permanently got his balls and dick out on the playground or at parties.
Mid party you'd hear him yelling at the top of his voice, "Soggy Marie coming your way".
Wap, his scrotes in your face.

[Doozle]

Just remembered one from time ago, when I was in primary school. I must've been in year 5 so aged about 9, my younger brother and sister (twins) are both two years below me so about 7 years old. There was this girl in their class who at lunch time just used to spend the hour rubbing herself against a netball pole. Kind of became talk of the school for a bit, I think eventually some parents complained about it to the school. Apparently she had a kid at 13.

There was a kid at high school in my tutor group who carved 666 into his arm with a compass, he wasn't messed up or anything I just think he thought it was cool.
Also in my tutor group was this boy who had a hearing aid, he used to make loads of shit up all the time, there was rumours that he used to bum his dog. He rarely came in then just stopped. Apparently he races motorbikes now.

Continuing with the izan themes posted by others, we found an exercise book which had the word "I am impotent, heil hitler NSDAP" with a few attempted swastikas on it

[zerbaman]

he wasn't messed up or anything I just think he thought it was cool.

[Shum]

Thankfully ended the game when dood figured out where the die had been.

[Sonika]

Noam I gotta hand it to you bro, this is the best thread in a while

[fergus222]

Aye top thread mate

[_v_]

just read entire thread. Gold.

[ultraspatial]

This one deskmate I had in 8th grade stuck the needle from a compass in his cock. Dude also had a thing for masturbating in class, and generally enjoying having his cock out. And once he stuck a stray dog in his desk.

[johnkimble]

''11th of November I had a vision''

Do you know whatever happened to him? Man sounds pretty cool.

Never heard from him afterwards again haha.

[DJoe]

hahaha jokes

in my secondary school there was a sikh kid in my year called Daneshwa

his mum was fully crazy

she used to wait outside our school and hand out documents and leaflets about conspiracy's to do with her son, she'd lost custody of him to the father obviously cos she's mental, but she used to be a lawyer so she's also mad smart

there's pure video's of her on youtube

Is that the crazy bus lady that goes up and down wilmslow/oxford road

[vishes]

I feel bad for his dad that he had to have sex with that.

[Hircine]

There was a kid at high school in my tutor group who carved 666 into his arm with a compass, he wasn't messed up or anything I just think he thought it was cool.

you never tattoo'ed yourself or your friends with a compass using piss, rubber and pen ink for pigment? weirdo.

[zerbaman]

First off, I'd like to say, I fucking love this thread. This and the "Most disgusting thing..." thread have me in stitches.

Anyway, here's a few bits and bobs from the many schools I've been to since my entry to mainstream education.


At the school I'm at now, on my first day, I walked into the toilet and was walking by the cubicles to go to use the urinals, when I peer in one door and there is shit EVERYWHERE. It's difficult to explain if you weren't there, but it was honestly everywhere, on the walls, the inside of the door, the seat, the flush-bar etc, there were even hand marks all over the place, in the toilet seat there was some paper I'm assuming the culprate used to clean up.

At the school I was at two years ago in Angola, this kid Lanre, he was one of those kids who would do anything you told him to do, I think it was self esteem related as he struggled at making friends, his sister however was best friends with my sister and claimed that when they were little, they had a nanny who "poisoned" him. But the story here was outside of school, when we were on a camping trip for what is the International Baccalaureate Programme's equivalent of the Duke of Edinburgh award. Anyway, me and my best friend at that school ended up sharing a tent with him, there weren't enough tents or something, and he went out at night. We woke the next morning to screams as the tent of the 'fit' girls beside us found, what was confirmed by a teacher as, traces of semen on the outer shell of their tent and on their cooking materials.

Before that, I went to this all boy's Catholic school in North West London, this place was full of creeps. I recall this one kid, think his name was Callum? He was alleged to have been the leader in a set of shittings. The first was one of three placed outside the cubicles in the toilet. Then a year later, after I'd left, I was notified by a friend in his year, that there had been another anonymous shitting, onto the stage from the overlying balcony during a whole school assembly.

There was this kid at the same school, called Alessandro, he was in my form, pretty lame kid; always trying to be hard, always telling stories about his grandad who was some mafioso back in Italy, during our graffiti phase, telling us shit like he used to paint trains, that his brother was head of TDO (a popular graffiti crew in the area), that he had "says" (authority to select new members) in IOM (another crew comprising 18 to 30 year olds)... You get the idea
So one day, we were standing in the 'playground' at school when one of the older graffers and a few of his mates came up looking for him, they robbed him for lunch money and his phone. Later they return with the majority of their year group, again looking for him, when they tell us that on his phone, they found several videos of him tossing himself off. He comes up with a new story, that he'd lent his phone to a stranger who had made the video...
A few years ago, he reckoned he was a club promoter, and booked me to play at a night he was running, after haggling me down to 50 quid for the full night, I turn up and NOBODY shows up. Same thing happened to him years earlier at his birthday party, but that time 2 or 3 people went, and left when he started crying about it.

There was another Callum in my year, who wanked off his dog, apparently he swallowed cum too. He also got caught masturbating in English, more than once. Same kid ran away from home once and then went back 2 hours later because he was hungry. I hear he's a raging alcoholic these days, which may sound weird given our age, but that kid has always been resourceful with getting his and other people's fixes sorted out, probably looks old as fuck now anyway.

At the same school, there was this dude Gregory, one of the 'rudeboys' of my year-group, couldn't be seen with people our age, always with older kids, and most importantly a strong homophobic. Once on a school trip, there was a scream from the back of the bus, we looked at the back of the bus, only to find him, groping a kid from my form, telling him to stay quiet and whispering bookey shit to him, softly too. I saw him a few weeks before I moved stateside, it was raining and he was walking around in a fish-net tank top and mangy flip flops. I have word that he's now dealing crack and heroin.

In my last primary school, there was an autistic boy. He tried to force me to start a 'pop band' with him, and stole my pencils and yu-gi-oh cards when I refused.

At my first, there was this kid who shat his pants and hid his soiled undergarments in the classroom for a week.

The cousin I'm living with now used to be best friends (their parents are still pretty close so he still visits us) with this kid who threatened to blow up their school, as a joke, then became this super religious (apparently as a coping-mechanism for the emotional traumas) nut who regularly tells us we're going to hell.

I suppose these are specifically weird things, but there was a lot more to tell if I consider the straight up disgusting or violent things that happened at schools I've been to.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

At the same school, there was this dude Gregory, one of the 'rudeboys' of my year-group, couldn't be seen with people our age, always with older kids, and most importantly a strong homophobic. Once on a school trip, there was a scream from the back of the bus, we looked at the back of the bus, only to find him, groping a kid from my form, telling him to stay quiet and whispering bookey shit to him, softly too. I saw him a few weeks before I moved stateside, it was raining and he was walking around in a fish-net tank top and mangy flip flops. I have word that he's now dealing crack and heroin.

oh dear god, actually in tears from that

[idontreallygiveashit]

I was notified by a friend in his year, that there had been another anonymous shitting, onto the stage from the overlying balcony during a whole school assembly.

oh dear, how do you get away with that?