The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[ultraspatial]

Shit weather... barely 26 degress and cloudy. No more heatwave also means the landlord can stay and work more around the other apartments, which means I have to sit through stupid small talk everytime I go out.

[Fbac]

I didnt get your autograph last time...

[Electric_Head]

Lazy f-ing blackberry msging and whatsapp language.
Producing a generation of kids that type and talk like they're always on bbm.
My son says it's acceptable because it's on bbm.
But when he uses so-called bbm language he doesn't even shorten the word, he spells it wrong and says that's the way his friends chat on bbm.

Annoys the fuck out of me.

Yes, you know you're old when.....

[Gewze]

had some loose shits since yesterday, havent even eaten anything dodgy

[HamCrescendo]

(because if I get a boner itll rip the stitches out).

let give it a go

[Sonika]

^ low blow

[vishes]

[Terpit]

Ffs

[magma]

(because if I get a boner itll rip the stitches out).

let give it a go

[Fbac]

Last few pages = gold.
On a slightly shitter note, I went to the doctors and got what I thought was an ingrown hair (it was actually some minging cyst) cut off my cock. So painful, the only good thing about it is I got a Valium prescription (because if I get a boner itll rip the stitches out).

ffs!! I just spat out my apple juice all over my screen and keyboard! Grim!

[Kochari]

(because if I get a boner itll rip the stitches out).

let give it a go

Looks like my ex's sister

[Fbac]

Do we need an ex's sisters thread?? Can we have one..

[dickman69]

hingefinger

[Neptune]

Found out my phone doesn't work outside because i live near shitting Scotland Yard and their signals or something fuck up my phone. Well, at least i know not to send it off for repair.

[Terpit]

That's long

[BonerJams04]

this thread gave me deja vu something fierce

[Ferryman]

Swear I just posted in this thread and it didn't appear... odd

[Terpit]

Ramadan starting this week, will have to hide somewhere to eat + drink in the office and the arabs drive liks fucking loonies, especially from 5-7.

[ehbes]

Walk into work with a large hummus container

[Terpit]

most efficient way to get the sack